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| Corrupt a Wish; Ebil Tiemz | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 23 2007, 07:44 PM (1,802 Views) | |
| Psycho Werekitsune | Dec 23 2007, 07:44 PM Post #1 |
Part man...part beast...full psycho!
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You guys know the drill, post a wish that you want granted, and the next posted will find some way to grant it, but in an obscure way. Said next posted then posts the wish he wants granted. I wish I wasn't overweight. |
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| Shakes | Dec 23 2007, 09:57 PM Post #2 |
Go-getter guy with a gun at my hip
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Granted, but you become anorexic and can never look a Whopper in the face again. Don't ask me WHY Whoppers now have faces, they just do, 'kay? I wish I had a steak. Yes, steak, not stake. |
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| Psycho Werekitsune | Dec 23 2007, 10:07 PM Post #3 |
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You get one, but it's rotting and worm encrusted and just generally eww. I wish I had more money. |
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| Shakes | Dec 23 2007, 11:16 PM Post #4 |
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Granted, but it's stolen from the mafia nobody even knew existed. So of course, they hunt you down, torture and/or rape you, and eat your face. I wish I had a delicious taco filled with seasoned beef and covered in melted cheese. |
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| -The Raging Zephyr- | Dec 24 2007, 12:23 AM Post #5 |
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Fresh taco, your way. Just, don't mind the case of mad cow that arises. I wish Johnathan Macbeth was my best friend. |
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| Psycho Werekitsune | Dec 24 2007, 05:59 PM Post #6 |
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Granted, but he gets sick of your lazy, procrastinatory attitude and punches your head off. I wish it snowed here. |
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| Shakes | Dec 24 2007, 11:30 PM Post #7 |
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Granted, but it attracts Santa Claus, which begins converting the entire country to athiesm. (Damned Satanic fat man <.<) I wish I had the power to read cheese. |
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| Psycho Werekitsune | Dec 27 2007, 08:10 PM Post #8 |
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Part man...part beast...full psycho!
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Granted, but you become easily bored of a non-productive power. I wish I could get two complete and perfectly working copies NiGHTS and Super Mario Galaxy for free without them being damaged, stolen from me or me losing the ability to play them. |
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| Shakes | Dec 27 2007, 08:32 PM Post #9 |
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Granted, but after the prolonged periods of playing the games and "touching youself" you go blind. Yes, I am making a reference to some line from a movie I don't remember. I wish I had my god damned Wii back. |
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| Fenix | Dec 28 2007, 02:26 AM Post #10 |
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Granted, but you get it back all messed up and raped. I wish I could die as a martyr. |
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| Shakes | Dec 28 2007, 05:05 AM Post #11 |
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Go-getter guy with a gun at my hip
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Granted, but the 72 virgins all look like Glen Close. I wish Cruella wouldn't track me down and eat my face. |
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| Psycho Werekitsune | Dec 28 2007, 01:14 PM Post #12 |
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Part man...part beast...full psycho!
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Granted, she's already behind you, and she intends to consume your innards. I wish I had a higher metabolism. |
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| Shakes | Dec 28 2007, 09:56 PM Post #13 |
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Granted. Now everything you eat immediatley shoots out of you. I wish they all could be California giiiiiiirls. |
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| Psycho Werekitsune | Dec 29 2007, 07:43 PM Post #14 |
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Granted, now the entire female gender are all airhreads (no offense Aku. XD) I wish I owned a sledgehammer. |
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| Gearmaster | Dec 29 2007, 07:49 PM Post #15 |
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Granted, but its in the hands of a very strong man with intent to kill you. I wish I could breath water and air and comunicate with fishes and not have them eat me. |
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