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I Killed Toy!
Topic Started: Jan 25 2007, 03:41 PM (307 Views)
Shagrat69 Jan 25 2007, 03:41 PM Post #1
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 thats right!! i sent a package of death to him and have killed him as planed!!! think not??? well he got the package on sat........any posts from him since then???? you might be next so be nice to me!!!! :angel:
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outcastrc Jan 26 2007, 06:51 PM Post #2
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 What sinister thing have you got planned? :diablo:
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Toyranosaur Apr 3 2007, 03:48 AM Post #3
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 Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated, methinks: I barely survived, however! Unbeknownst to me, the box contained what lab tests later proved to be an hermetically-sealed weapons-grade beer-and-pickled-egg fart. I don't know how he did it but the effect was devastating! Upon opening the box (I should have suspected a trick like this as imprinted on the label was the suspicious-looking note "OPEN REAL CLOSE TO YOUR FACE (SNICKER)". Inside the box was written "YOUR PARTS SUCK HA-HA!" which was designed to initiate my 'Gasp' reflex, ensuring a sudden intake of breath and complete inhalation of the nerve-toxin-like gaseous substance. It took a lung transplant and many weeks of therapy to overcome the effects, but I am completely recovered now: The only lasting evidence that it ever happened is my lack of nose hairs (which were burned out immediately) and my method of opening packages: I now hold them straight-armed and hold my breath with my cheeks bulging out, a source of amusement to friends & family on gift-giving holidays. I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too! Chris
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