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Toyranosaur	Apr 3 2007, 03:48 AM
Making Trax! Posts: 230 Group: Family Member #14 Joined: December 15, 2005	Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated, methinks: I barely survived, however! Unbeknownst to me, the box contained what lab tests later proved to be an hermetically-sealed weapons-grade beer-and-pickled-egg fart. I don't know how he did it but the effect was devastating! Upon opening the box (I should have suspected a trick like this as imprinted on the label was the suspicious-looking note "OPEN REAL CLOSE TO YOUR FACE (SNICKER)". Inside the box was written "YOUR PARTS SUCK HA-HA!" which was designed to initiate my 'Gasp' reflex, ensuring a sudden intake of breath and complete inhalation of the nerve-toxin-like gaseous substance. It took a lung transplant and many weeks of therapy to overcome the effects, but I am completely recovered now: The only lasting evidence that it ever happened is my lack of nose hairs (which were burned out immediately) and my method of opening packages: I now hold them straight-armed and hold my breath with my cheeks bulging out, a source of amusement to friends & family on gift-giving holidays. I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too! Chris


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