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Mafia Game....52!; Lolwut streak of finishing mafia games?
Topic Started: Feb 24 2011, 02:04:00 PM (755 Views)
Kenny
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BOOM! Grand opening of LotE-Mart, everyone's excited supposedly they have the cheapest prices you'd EVER see! Well this was because they were all cheap bastards and bought second rate stuff, which didn't shock the general public. 11 people opened the store up, all great friends but something was amiss. The sales were amazing, they made back most of what they paid to open up the store in just a few hours!

But why did it feel like someone was just not doing the job they were supposed to do, it was running so seamlessly that no one really noticed 3 of the employee's slowly sabotaging everything that they could. But they couldn't do much without getting caught...at least not yet.

It was Kenny's night to close, sweeping the floor...back and forth...back and forth whistling a oddly familiar tune to the people that were stalking from behind the shadows of the electronics department.
"Not to sound Cliche Kenny...but tonight...WE'RE SLASHING PRICES!"

And in the morning they found him cut in half and a smiley face price flag as the culprit.

"WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!?"

Kenny, GM is now dead

PM's NAO!
0. Kenny
1. Magus
2. Lemon
3. Reikken
4. Leek
5. Luneth
6. rn7
7. supernova
8. raak
9. MSB
10. CATZ

xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:19 PM): *hides rusty razor in shoe*
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:21 PM): What >_>
WindDragon91 (11:55:01 PM): !
WindDragon91 (11:55:06 PM): That's where I hide mine, too!
WindDragon91 (11:55:07 PM): <3
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Luneth
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Oh daisies.
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leekpopmon98
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Walmart is mafia!
Now, how bout that hug?
*hugs the person above this post*
"Gaze upon my radiant beauty...And Despair!!"
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Lemon
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I didn't know you could change this

Quick, who works at wal-mart?

Kenny? Sweet, let's kill him!

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Kenny, GM is now dead


...Something isn't adding up here, guys.
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raak
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... Oh crap.

I think it's Staples
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Lemon
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I didn't know you could change this

Oh god, I bought my computer at staples.

There's like, a thousand things running in the background too.
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I am too late to sign up.

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CATZ
oh u

no u

cap'n-1 (walter)

The Laws of Mafia Behavior v. 2.0, as invented by 7nr, snpie, me and kaz in some previous games:

1. Whoever writes the most is mafia.

2. If you're taking the game seriously, you're mafia.

3. If you're trying too hard (i.e. defending yourself after being accused), you're mafia.

4. If you change your vote alot, you're suspicious, probably mafia.

5. If you don't go along with the latest lynching fad, you're almost definitely mafia.

6. Whoever places their vote last on a mafioso's lynch is likely to also be mafia. I don't think Snpie, Kaz or Ronny ever actually said this one, but I definitely saw someone say it somewhere.

7. The more active a player is, the more likely it is that they are mafia. It is not a guarantee, but it increases their mafia likelihood.

8. Players who consistently vote together, especially if they are going against the latest lynching fad, are more likely to be mafia. You should look for pairs or perhaps a group of 3 who do this.

9. Someone who makes accusations without proof should probably be lynched, unless it is Cap'n and ZoZo voting on each other, in which case a double lynch is the proper course of action.

10. The Laws are absolute (or closer to it), while the Clues are not. If the Laws indicate one person, while the Clues indicate another, one should trust in the Laws.

11. If you disagree with or deny ANY of the above rules, you are 100% guaranteed mafia.

12. Say whatever works at the time, do whatever it takes to get the person lynched. You should have no constant standards, other than the Laws, of course.

13. When someone dies, you should remember their last words, especially if it's me.

Also, anything Magus says is true, but he's said nothing so far.

Addendum: One should study the behavior of one's fellow players and keep in mind the personal Laws which apply only to certain individuals. For example, the likelihood that Cap'n is mafia is directly proportional to the number of night phases that he has gone without being attacked by mafia. Lemon will not directly tell a lie, and Lemon also regularly posts huge analyses of clues even when it's totally unnecessary, so Law #1 isn't a dead giveaway with him. etc
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Lemon
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I didn't know you could change this

Imo throw him in as a guaranteed cit.

I don't see how it could possibly have negative outcomes.
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Kenny
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Will be updating tonight guys =]]]]
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:19 PM): *hides rusty razor in shoe*
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:21 PM): What >_>
WindDragon91 (11:55:01 PM): !
WindDragon91 (11:55:06 PM): That's where I hide mine, too!
WindDragon91 (11:55:07 PM): <3
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miniature dogzor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw

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raak
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... Oh crap.

Tonight is almost over =/
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:p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw

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leekpopmon98
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i'm not voting because I don't know who to vote for :/
Now, how bout that hug?
*hugs the person above this post*
"Gaze upon my radiant beauty...And Despair!!"
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Kenny
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Night one: The competition bitches.

It was Lemon's night to close...Fuck yes he thought I can play my music as loud as I can! He loved closing it was probably his most favorite thing about the day, he'd go into the grocery section and pick through lemons and make his own personal lemon army...WHILE GETTING PAID! It was a pretty sweet gig wouldn't you think?

But not tonight.

It started off as always him saying goodbye to all his fellow coworkers of LotE-Mart sales were still good so they didn't care to much if some lemons were spoiled by him touching them way to often. Poking around the store and cleaning whistling a tune he heard off the radio things started to get a little funny. Lights would flicker on and off in a creepy/poltergeist fashion.

"What the shit ever I do what I want not even a poltergeist can stop me."

He was wrong

Almost done for the night he rested the broom against a wall after using it as a microphone, and went to his Lemon army. "HAZAH Lemons your ruler is done for tonight!"

BOOM! A bulb exploded and shards went flying into his face.

"Your lemon army doesn't give a shit because there leader dies tonight!"

BANG-POW Gurgle

Oddly cliched noises aside Lemon was dead...and the mafia lifted up his name tag to see

DETECTIVE

Lemon the detective has been Mafia'd

Vote naooooo
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:19 PM): *hides rusty razor in shoe*
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:21 PM): What >_>
WindDragon91 (11:55:01 PM): !
WindDragon91 (11:55:06 PM): That's where I hide mine, too!
WindDragon91 (11:55:07 PM): <3
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CATZ
oh u

man what it is with these night one det hits, 3 game streak now

guess its just more likely to hit roles with such a small player group, but still, kinda crazy that its been not just a role, but the same role 3 times
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Kenny
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^ This
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:19 PM): *hides rusty razor in shoe*
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:21 PM): What >_>
WindDragon91 (11:55:01 PM): !
WindDragon91 (11:55:06 PM): That's where I hide mine, too!
WindDragon91 (11:55:07 PM): <3
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Reikken
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psychic mafia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw

http://myanimelist.net/profile/Reikken | http://www.last.fm/user/Reikken
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Reikken
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Also, I vote

raak - 1 (reikken)

pikachu = electricity = screwing with those lightbulbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw

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rn7
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raak - 2 (reikken,7)

what a bright idea
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raak - 3 (reikken, 7, Luneth)
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raak - 3 (reikken,7,Leek)

byebye pikachu
Now, how bout that hug?
*hugs the person above this post*
"Gaze upon my radiant beauty...And Despair!!"
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SHIT GUYS WE CAUSED A SERVER SPLIT.
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titleless

raak - 5 (reikken,7,Luneth,Leek,Magus)
Come to GHEB!
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CATZ
oh u

wooooo bandwagon

raak - 6 (reikken,7,Luneth,Leek,Magus,cats)
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Commas are useful.

Raak - 7 (reikken, 7, Luneth, Leek, Magus, cats, supernova)
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Kenny
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The store employee's all banded together and said "well it's a general idea that....RAAK IS GONNA DAI!!!!!"

And so it was true

Raak, Mafia has been lynch'd

PMs now
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:19 PM): *hides rusty razor in shoe*
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:21 PM): What >_>
WindDragon91 (11:55:01 PM): !
WindDragon91 (11:55:06 PM): That's where I hide mine, too!
WindDragon91 (11:55:07 PM): <3
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raak
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... Oh crap.

A better question is, what is it with cits lynching me when I'm mafia and mafia aiming at me when I'm a cit on the first lynch/night session?

I can understand the latter, but the former truly baffles me. Am I truly more dangerous than any of the others cits to be left alive?
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oh u

as i recall rei made some kind of clue reference

personally i don't attend to the clues, but the laws dictate that if you don't follow the lynching fad you're mafia, so i had no choice
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Lemon
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Well, Raak, seeing as you've killed me, it looks like I'll have to extent my hand in retaliation next time I have a killing role.

Thus the cycles continues.
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raak
Feb 27 2011, 07:10:48 PM
A better question is, what is it with cits lynching me when I'm mafia and mafia aiming at me when I'm a cit on the first lynch/night session?

I can understand the latter, but the former truly baffles me. Am I truly more dangerous than any of the others cits to be left alive?
Well, you're usually not here, so it's "safe" to lynch you.
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Kenny
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Another day another dollar.

rn7 an honest lad, since people kept on dying for some reason...he had to close the store tonight. Kinda made him a little pissy so his face was kinda like this >=[. He hated cleaning, sweeping, just plain old hated EVERYTHING. But tonight he had a little hop in his step and he was a tad bit happy. HE HAD GOTTEN LAID! Well, that's about the best part of his day and this post.

Ah, the hardware department smelled like man. He was a manly man yes he was, and he loved nailing shit into the wall...JUST FOR FUN. Life was so simple just work all day sleep all night. He heard a pressure machine turn on from way off, and swore he heard a nail gun getting ready to start shooting and all of a sudden...there was shooting. Running down the isles knocking shit over trying to get away from his assailant he took a sharp corner and ran into him full on and fell on his back.

"MEET MY LITTLE FRIENDDDDDD"

One nail to the eye was all it took.

rn7 Body Gaurd has been Mafia'd...

BUT THAN

Cleaning up the store a little because he knew it was a little to easy to see what happened...WJC was moping and sweeping and picking up items but than the vig appeared behind him...

"I KNEW YOU WERE MAFIA YOU SON A BITCH!"

He picked up the broom and broke it over his knee and stabbed him in the heart with the broom...

WJC Mafia has been Vig'd

Vote nao and really no clues...since Mafia and a cit role died, you can either blind lynch or no lynch it's up to you guys.
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:19 PM): *hides rusty razor in shoe*
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:21 PM): What >_>
WindDragon91 (11:55:01 PM): !
WindDragon91 (11:55:06 PM): That's where I hide mine, too!
WindDragon91 (11:55:07 PM): <3
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lol
Everyone has amazing accuracy.
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Tomorrow night I update so if anyone has any blind lynches go on ahead.......
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:19 PM): *hides rusty razor in shoe*
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:21 PM): What >_>
WindDragon91 (11:55:01 PM): !
WindDragon91 (11:55:06 PM): That's where I hide mine, too!
WindDragon91 (11:55:07 PM): <3
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I vote for MSB, i like that guy :3

MSB -1 (leek)
Now, how bout that hug?
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Kenny
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At midnight I'll update and MSB will die
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:19 PM): *hides rusty razor in shoe*
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:21 PM): What >_>
WindDragon91 (11:55:01 PM): !
WindDragon91 (11:55:06 PM): That's where I hide mine, too!
WindDragon91 (11:55:07 PM): <3
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lol
you better be right, sir
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yea >_> i just randomly pointed my finger...I'm not so sure if he is mafia or not :3
Now, how bout that hug?
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If he's wrong, lynch him.
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Leek pointed one finger in the direction the msb the next morning at the meeting and so it was msb's demise but than they realized.....they killed an innocent man.

Msb cit has been lynch'd

Pms nao

Lolphoneupdateftw

Edited by Kenny, Mar 2 2011, 12:04:11 PM.
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:19 PM): *hides rusty razor in shoe*
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:21 PM): What >_>
WindDragon91 (11:55:01 PM): !
WindDragon91 (11:55:06 PM): That's where I hide mine, too!
WindDragon91 (11:55:07 PM): <3
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A big boss...was this Mafia, yes he was the only one left and he was the godfather. He was quite angry that he had lost his fellow two members. But he wasn't done. Tonight was the night to get one of those bastards who's opened their mouth just a little too much. Reikken was his target and Reikken was gonna die tonight. He made the schedule so Supernova and Reikken were closing the store together.

It went fairly quickly granted at one point they both were sliding across the floor in there socks, singing with the Hannah Montana microphones from the toy isle. JUST because no one could see this happening. They could scream at the top of there lungs and nothing could ever happen or anyone could ever see them.

Supernova left first leaving Reikken all by himself which made him sad because he just loved having company it got lonely at night. He heard the door opening thinking that he was back and he screamed and almost jumped "WOO you're back!" but the only thing that greeted him was a knife. In the heart.

Reikken, Cit has been Mafia'd

Supernova was also walking to his car when he heard the faint ticking of something that seemed like an alarm clock...an old fashioned one albeit. But when he hopped into his car his steering wheel had a small note that said, "I hope you're Mafia you son of a bitch"

But he wasn't, and the car exploded.

Supernova, Cit has been Vig'd

0. Kenny GM
1. Magus
2. Lemon Detective, Mafia'd
3. Reikken Cit, Mafia'd
4. Leek
5. Luneth
6. rn7 Bodygaurd, Mafia'd
7. supernova Cit, Vig'd
8. raak Mafia, Lynched
9. MSB Cit, Lynched
10. CATZ Mafia, Vig'd
Edited by Kenny, Mar 3 2011, 03:30:00 AM.
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:19 PM): *hides rusty razor in shoe*
xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:21 PM): What >_>
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WindDragon91 (11:55:06 PM): That's where I hide mine, too!
WindDragon91 (11:55:07 PM): <3
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O_o
Only a cit, the vig, and the Godfather left...and I'm the cit!

I don't know what to do...
Now, how bout that hug?
*hugs the person above this post*
"Gaze upon my radiant beauty...And Despair!!"
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oh what
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...We appear to have a standoff of sorts.
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Luneth
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Welp, best follow my own advice.

Leek - 1 (Luneth)
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I think I know who mafia is!

Leek - 1 (Luneth)
Magus - 1 (Leek)
Now, how bout that hug?
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Magus
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...Well, if you're trying to lynch me I'm not left with much alternative here.

No sense in rushing my vote, though.
Come to GHEB!
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Stupid vig :p
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Can we get on with this? There is no reason to hold up the next mafia game because the ending to this one is super srs.
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Kenny
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Make the new topic and I'll wait for Magus to post his vote and if not by tonight I'll just finish up the game.
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xxzomgkennyxx (11:54:21 PM): What >_>
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