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They closed my other topic D=
Topic Started: Apr 22 2010, 02:13:55 PM (666 Views)
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... Oh crap.

Now I'm sure there is corruption somewhere D=
And since when does LotE cares about dumb topic existing?
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we don't, it's just for fun
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Haven't your momma told ya' that is only fun on the bully side =o
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get sense of humor noob
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I tried your open your other topic, but they edited my post and closed it again, so I gave up.
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Is okay. If the universe seems fit that we poor bastard from earth must live in the shadow of a despotic regiment both in real life and on the internet, who am I to dare to defy the wishes of cruel destiny =v
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awfully defeatist of you, and no, it is not realist/practicalist of you to say so.
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... Oh crap.

Awfully serious of you, considering where this is posted.
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Yeah well, I can't do multimod. =/
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Did someone say storm the castle? Because I think someone just said storm the castle!

And with that, everyone in the pub got out their various sharp objects and oil torches and waved them about like they just DIDN'T CARE.

The bartender then fiddled around the underside of the bar, pressed a button, and instantly the entire place started shaking and creaking about. When the people in the pub looked out the window it was clear; they were no longer in the same place-- rather, they were about 120 feet off the ground, being propelled by the ignited flames of a vile mix of quality brew and gasoline. The bartender then pulled a rusty metal level labeled "EMERGENCY ONLY". The entire place started trembling again, followed by the grinding of gears, screws, and whatever other contraption brought to life. Wings jutted out of the side of the pub, and the rectangular, edgy shape of the pub smoothed out into a curvy, aerodynamic shape. Two sentry turrets and rawket lawnchairs fired sporadically and for no purpose to make sound and to alert everyone within a ten mile radius of the pubsters' intent.

The barman pulled up a leathery, executive-officer-type chair, kicked up his legs on the barstool, popped open his flask, muttered something awesome, then pulled back what looked like a gear shift. The pub burst forth, knocking almost everyone off their feet and out of their wits.

The MECHApub(tm) cruised by in the cold, damp air, brushing off the leaves of nearby trees and scattering the clothes of whoever decided it was a good idea to hang their clothes outside. Neighbors and concerned interest groups complained about the noise and threatened to alert city council, but their whining fell on deaf ears as the pub roared past the sound barrier. For good measure, the pub performed a barrel roll, making sure to use its bombs wisely and boosting to get through.

Just then, a flock of pigeons came flying at the MECHApub. The bastards were intent on desecrating the rooftops with their poop. Obviously, the pubsters could not just let his happen. The lawnchairs fired a volley of rockets, followed by a wave of bullets. About six pub customers scrambled out the windows and up onto the roof and slashed through any of the fowl that somehow managed to break through the first attack. It was over in just five minutes. All three birds, gone, just like that.

Unfortunately, this attack had diverted the heroes from the true objective. No doubt the enemy planned this from the beginning... and the pubsters fell right into their trap. Snagged on their hook. At this point, a counterattack with the MECHApub would be disastrous-- its rocket lawnchair and turret rounds were all but depleted. Fuel was also at critical levels. In fact, it was a wonderment that the pub still stayed afloat. The pubsters attributed this to magic and hoped that magic would not give out.

But it did any way. And so the MECHApub began its treacherous downward spiral and wipeout, from all the way from 120 feet in the air. The air whistled and whined as the pub tumbled about, as if in some mad dryer machine, controlled by its own insane will to somehow tumble the things inside to make the most noise, chaos, and mess possible.

The janitor cursed slightly while shaking his fist.

They fell, and they fell. It seemed much higher, it seemed much longer. For how long they fell, no one was sure. But there it was... the ground. The thing they hadn't seen in a while, and although they were in the air so long, the thing they didn't want to see. For the ground meant one thing-- crash. Messy, lethal crash. Painful, too. Some pubsters closed their eyes, other prayed to whatever god they worshipped, and most screamed and ran about (in mid air, as the pub was still rolling around). And then it happened.

Not blood-curling screams or snapping bone and wood. Not explosions or fountains of red. It just stopped. The fuel thrusted kicked back in, and instantly reoriented the pub back to normal. As if nothing happened. A status quo, so to say. The pub clicked back into its resting place, and all the contraptions hid away. Not a thing was disturbed, except one crucial object.

Nate's mug. Standing (yet misplaced) before, it had knocked over in the crisis, spilling its lovely contents over the not-so-lovely ground.

Both Nate and the janitor cursed loudly while punching the wall.

"Sorry kid, we're can't help you now," The people in the pub addressed Elladan. "Same time next week, though?"

However, Elladan could not wait until next week, probably for some trivial, yet idiotic reason. So Elladan and whoever wanted to go with him stormed out the pub and went the old fashioned way--

Walking.

--MISSION ONE:STORMING THE CASTLE---
Storm ye Duke Elros' mansion
Smite ye Duke Elros
Get ye flask
Ye Elladan must survive
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Apr 22 2010, 10:45:50 PM
Awfully serious of you, considering where this is posted.
how so?

my comment was pretty neutral
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How can you be neutral between serious and joking?
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Very easily, just like this.
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Where's that damn multi-mod?
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Where's that damn multi-mod?
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How can you be neutral between serious and joking?
It is very possible to have a neutral statement. For example, if I say

"Yes"

Is it serious, or is it joking? Can you tell? It could very well have no inclination one way or the other. It's just a word.
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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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No statement is neutral. The fact that its alignment is not clear does not make it neutral. You were either being serious and seriously meant that what I said is very pessimist or you were joking and jokingly said that what I said is very pessimistic. You can't be neutral in the serious-joke range and say that.

How should I take it? Should I believe it and better myself? Should I laugh it off? The only way for it to be neutral is that you wasn't thinking when you wrote it, you was in a coma or sleep-typing or something when you wrote it. Hell, if you were stupid when you wrote it, even then it would had fallen into the serious side. Seriously stupid.
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It doesn't take much thinking to type "yes".
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Just trying to have some conversation, serious or not I do not care. In fact, you could say I'm neutral on the issue.
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See, you can be neutral about having a serious or jokingly conversation. You cannot, however, have a neutral conversion. And indifferent is not the same as neutral. Indifference is a serious statement.

Also, yeah, typing yes does not take too much thinking, if you already made your mind (serious and fervently interested), you want to get this over with (indifference, but serious nonetheless) or simply you're amused by the results the answer yields or are playing along (Jokingly)
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Voilŕ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
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What if you're in between... what if... you're neutral??
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Shu

The king lay dying on the ground. "Shu, you have to honor my last wish, give me your word!"

"Okay, I'm taking the princess to Haushal, you have my word!"

"No, you have to defend the kingdoms from the evil hat dwarves!"

"The what?" The king didn't have time to answer, he faded away as Shu awoke from his dream. He wanted to contemplate just what that meant, but he seemed to be falling from the tree. He grabbed onto a branch on the way by, and despite a huge shock of pain, didn't lose his arm, something did fall out of his pouch, however.

Shu hopped up onto the branch and began looking for what was missing from his pouch. Then he heard the large boom noise coming from below, accompanied by a friendly shockwave that sent Shu flying up a good 10 feet, which took him back to about the spot where he was sleeping.Oh, it was the black ball.

Shu was getting ready to check if anyone had noticed at the hut, when he heard a very unpleasant sound.

CREEEEAAAAAK!

"Son of a bitch!" Shu stood around for a couple seconds, usually something terrible would happen before he could even finish that obscenity. Maybe his luck was changing. He hopped to a lower branch and began making his way down the tree, when he became more diagonal than usual.

No, wait, it was the tree, and it was getting worse, fast. As the tree made it's way to the ground, Shu hopped off and did a double backflip-triple-twist on his way to the ground, because if you're going to jump out of a tree, you might as well do it in style. Only it looked more like wildly waving his arms and rolling a couple bloody feet before hitting the wall of the hut.

Shu stood up, with a few surprised looks, and a few less than surprised looks staring at him. Shu, who was usually a fan of awkward situations, didn't really like this one, and in an attempt to lighten the mood, spread his arms out and made his best attempt at normal speech. "Ta da!"

Shu's insides were bleeding, he might have to check into that later.
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See, I also believe we have a dispute over the meaning of words. Indifference is the very definition of neutrality. You made the claim that indifference implies serious nature, but you haven't back that claim up with anything substantial.

Also, you have to recognize the importance of context. "Serious" used in the context of "seriously stupid" is different from a "serious statement".
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Sword chucks, yo.
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When you show indifference, you are indifferent about the subject of the conversation, not the conversation itself. Your respond in the conversation is a serious one. You decide to be indifferent about it and probably you won't participate on it any longer since you don't care.

As for the stupid comment, that's an example of me taking the conversation as a joke. But talking seriously, if you were to write an stupid remark thinking is actually bright and intuitive, then your respond is a serious one. Stupid, but serious since you sincerely believed in what you wrote, be it because you didn't think it through, you got your info wrong, you weren't in your brightest moment, or you really are stupid.

Now, if you wrote something stupid being aware it is stupid, unless you want to make a point by being stupid, chances are you did it jokingly and without any real intention to be taken at heart as a sincere and thoughtful respond.
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I'm indifferent about this conversation.
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What if I decide to respond neither fully seriously nor fully jokingly? What if it is just a passive comment with no deeper meaning behind it? Do you deny the possibility of this? I can be full well indifferent about anything, including the conservation as an entirety.

And I totally don't understand what you wrote in paragraphs 2 and 3. Reuse words much?

And impulsiveness/lack of thought does not mean stupidity. Is breathing stupid because I don't have to think about it?
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rn7, you win. I'm too tired of the conversation to respond. And that is a serious respond
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yaye i win internet arugment

gain much expo and levl up
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'bout time you people stopped rambling
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too bad nothing could be done about the multimod spam
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more interesting then the convo imo.
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go do it in another topic then, and ignore this one
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UltimaWizard77: which is a euphamism for...
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Mior vs Nate
Iris/Telesto

Mior/Nate
Hp: 101/10
Dmg: Infinity/0
Hit: 100/100000000000000000
Crit: 0/0
AS: 77/4(Mior 4x)
RN: 2/1

Mior gains 1 Exp per Hit, 2 for the kill.
Nate gains 100 Exp per Hit, 100 for the kill.

Mior gains 1.0 WEXP per attack.
Nate gains 0.5 WEXP per Hit.

Nate one free Hit.

Fight me lots of times. Like at least five.

Round 1, Fight.

Mior goes first, but Nate does a barrel roll, thus negating any and all effects of Mior's attack. Nate laser eyes Mior in the face section, doing the lethal amount of zero damage. Mior is on the ropes. Nate sneeze and his head a splode. Mior wins.

Round 2, Begin!

Nate is first this time. He is sneaky-like. Like a fox. Gray Fox. Frank Jaegar sneaky. Metal katana that blocks bullets and cleaves genome soldiers trained in VR situations sneaky. He hits, with the extreme force that is his eyes, and consequentially hits Mior with dark lasers, but his head a splode in the process. Mior is victorious, but his flawless will is showing glimpses of fear. FEAR!

Round 3.

This will be an ordinary battle in which rn's are actually used, due to complaints from PETA.

Nate is first.
9319Hit.
Mior.
5844Hit. Nate head a splode.

Round 4, fight!

The recent rounds have taken the tolls on the two warriors. Mainly because it's hard to breathe with a metal mask on. At least for Nate. But Mior shows signs of sickness. Maybe he gnashing himself in the inside because of the fact he is fight one so willful, yet one so very weak. Or maybe he has to go poop REALLY bad. I mean, prunes and beans burritos bad.

Any way, there wasn't enough space to describe the battle, so let's just say each hit once. And Nate's head a splode.

FINAL ROUND!

This is the final round! Both contestants are on death's door, held ajar from each others one dimensional wish to slaughter the other. Nate will not back down. Mior needs to take a crap. They cannot lose this battle. Nate, with a strain of effort, jumps 50 feet into the air, crashes into the ceiling, and spirals down, as if in flames, as if in death. He has lost control of his eyes; they are spewing dark lasers like the very projectile vomit or...let's just say Mior's future. Nate collides into Mior, head a splodes, Mior can finally take his precious crap.

Final results:
Nate:500 exp, -5 telesto, 2.5 wexp, at least 10 exploded heads
Mior: 10 exp, -5 weapon, + whatever, lesson learned: no more prune and bean burritos.
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Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast Hell to heaven so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labors left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labors of men that as a result of the labors unfinished of Testew and Cunnard it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labors of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown but time will tell fades away I resume Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per head since the death of Bishop Berkeley being to the tune of one inch four ounce per head approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Connemara in a word for reasons unknown no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more much more grave that in the light of the labors lost of Steinweg and Peterman it appears what is more much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labors lost of Steinweg and Peterman that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same and then the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold on sea on land and in the air I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull fading fading fading and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the labors abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cunard . . . tennis . . . the stones . . . so calm . . . Cunard . . . unfinished . . .
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