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Are you a vampire?; Find out now!
Topic Started: Apr 13 2010, 11:11:29 PM (240 Views)
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Scary ad is scary. v_v
just saying.
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rn7
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it's nice to know, now you won't explode when you eat garlic or shoot yourself with silver bullets
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Pump Noodle
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Nah, I'll just shoot myself with normal bullets!
just saying.
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rn7
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and you'll be fine because you are a vampire
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Do you sparkle?
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probably the lead fillings from all the bullets he shoots into himself
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That would explain it.
But no, I do not sparkle. I am a fucking vampire. A real one. Maybe. I am too scared to take the test.
just saying.
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dont do it, its just a scam to get your vampiric social security number
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Lemon
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I didn't know you could change this

Social insurance number would have worked better imo.
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Your Vampiric SIN?
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Luneth
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Hurr hurr hurr.
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I can't believe I actually said that.
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Blade Myrmidon
there's never enough time

well, you did so you better believe it

unless we're living in some alternate reality where we don't actually exist, and blah can't be bothered typing any further AND YOU SUDDENLY AWAKE FROM YOUR DREAMS
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Immortal night, choose your side! PLAY FOR FREE!

I hate to admit it, but Generic is probably responsible for the vamp/wolf advertising.
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Haha s'cool.
just saying.
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Purg
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See, I have no idea what ads you're talking about, so I'm forced to assume you've all just gone mad.

Like me!
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A fair assumption.
just saying.
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I haven't seen these vampire ads...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw

http://myanimelist.net/profile/Reikken | http://www.last.fm/user/Reikken
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Purg
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You know, with the amount of times we've said vampire in this topic, I'm amazed we haven't got it to pop up on the bottom of everyone's screens.
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Haha true true.
just saying.
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Oh man, first time I've seen this one, right here, in this topic.

Weregeek: The Night is young, the moon is full, let's game.
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I'm getting Heroes of Gaia.

Advertised as the SEXIEST game you'll never pay for.
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HI EVONY
CLEARLY RELATED TO VAMPIRES
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Purg
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YAHOO! AUTOS, FUCK YEAH
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The Protagonist
Apr 14 2010, 06:55:40 PM
I'm getting Heroes of Gaia.

Advertised as the SEXIEST game you'll never pay for.
This.
just saying.
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SUPLEX

>_>

Adblock fuck yeah?
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rn7
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i have adblock too, but i see it sometimes when i go to my other browsers

speaking of vampires though, how and why is dracula always ressurrected?

does he have a goal in mind, or is it, hey i'm alive again, let's fill my place with bats and hide meat in the walls.
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Lorewise, he sold his soul to demons to become the antithesis of God, and comes back whenever mankind is close enough to being destroyed by the forces of evil, as one last push before the brink.

Lucky he hides roast in his walls, yeah?
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so he just wants to throw a party then
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Purg
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Yeah, a "let's kill all of mankind an- FUCK WHO INVITED THE BELMONTS" party.
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does he seriously ever leave his castle though? i figure the take over the world talk is just dracula wasted off too many shots of blood
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Eh, he doesn't want to take over the world, just lead a super happy demon invasion from the comfort of his uncomfortable-looking throne, so long as all mankind dies just because, he's happy.
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if all humanity dies, he has nothign to drink
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Purg
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You clearly haven't seen how the bats explode in blood in some games.
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I think he keeps coming back to reminds us that real vampires don't sparkle or care about love.
just saying.
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that's cannibalism though, drac might round up corpses into balls, but he doesn't deal in something that vulgar
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From his actions, it would seem he just drinks blood because he feels like it, not because he needs to.
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Lemon
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I didn't know you could change this

Well, if he died from starvation, he'd just come back again?
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come back to what? a completely empty world, save bats?
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Lemon
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I didn't know you could change this

Yes, over and over again.
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i dont blame him, being able to throw bats like hadokens is pretty awesome
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GOD DAMN IT BELMONT

QUIT SPAMMING
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I think the real problem with that whole clan is that they keep spawn camping.
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It doesn't help that Drac's totally got a griefer who joined his team.

His own son, no less.
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it's fair, because if dracula just turtles he will outlive the belmonts
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Maybe he's going to take a long, long nap when everybody finally is dead.
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Blade Myrmidon
there's never enough time

he sorta already outlives them anyway, by resurrecting over and over again
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