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Going to brush my teeth.
Topic Started: Jan 25 2010, 05:23:21 AM (444 Views)
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They feel gross right now. Like there's a layer of gross on them. It's pretty gross. So I'ma go clean them. It's bothering me.

Why is this here? BECAUSE THE WORLD HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW!
Edited by The Protagonist, Jan 25 2010, 05:37:03 AM.
just saying.
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It was pretty close.
Anyway, scared the shit out of myself. I spit some toothpaste out, and it was pink. Really pink. I was thinking holy shit something's bleeding bad. Then I remembered I'd had fruit punch about 3 minutes ago...
just saying.
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I didn't know you could change this

What kind of toothbrush do you have?
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Fish, I was really thinking that.

That needs to be a multimod post addition.
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what...
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there's never enough time

wat
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Jan 25 2010, 07:22:48 AM
What kind of toothbrush do you have?
A normal brush. Though not quite as plain as the old ones which were awesome. It's supposed to bed or something to get at stuff better, but I think it's a lie. But it's not an electric brush.
just saying.
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I have a normal brush too, yay.
Now, how bout that hug?
*hugs the person above this post*
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I brushed my teeth before I went to class today. That was impressive. A sad reflection on my current state of being. Except not really, I just don't usually eat / brush teeth before class. Well I try to eat, but sometimes I really just don't have time.
just saying.
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I didn't know you could change this

Hmm, the box my brush came in said Sensational on it, but I don't see how it's different. My bro's also said 360 degrees on the box, and he plays a lot of xbox.

Except the little shit opened the sensational one and killed any cool stuff about them.
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i miss the toothpaste that plays a barney song when you open the cap...

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... Oh crap.

Ah, Barney. Destroying little people's youth since only God knows when.
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Jan 27 2010, 09:04:05 AM
i miss the toothpaste that plays a barney song when you open the cap...
eh? Never heard of music playing toothpaste. Sounds exciting if it wasn't Barney.
just saying.
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I miss flintstones vitamins
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They still sell flintstones vitamins, just not as much anymore...
Now, how bout that hug?
*hugs the person above this post*
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Shu

The king lay dying on the ground. "Shu, you have to honor my last wish, give me your word!"

"Okay, I'm taking the princess to Haushal, you have my word!"

"No, you have to defend the kingdoms from the evil hat dwarves!"

"The what?" The king didn't have time to answer, he faded away as Shu awoke from his dream. He wanted to contemplate just what that meant, but he seemed to be falling from the tree. He grabbed onto a branch on the way by, and despite a huge shock of pain, didn't lose his arm, something did fall out of his pouch, however.

Shu hopped up onto the branch and began looking for what was missing from his pouch. Then he heard the large boom noise coming from below, accompanied by a friendly shockwave that sent Shu flying up a good 10 feet, which took him back to about the spot where he was sleeping.Oh, it was the black ball.

Shu was getting ready to check if anyone had noticed at the hut, when he heard a very unpleasant sound.

CREEEEAAAAAK!

"Son of a bitch!" Shu stood around for a couple seconds, usually something terrible would happen before he could even finish that obscenity. Maybe his luck was changing. He hopped to a lower branch and began making his way down the tree, when he became more diagonal than usual.

No, wait, it was the tree, and it was getting worse, fast. As the tree made it's way to the ground, Shu hopped off and did a double backflip-triple-twist on his way to the ground, because if you're going to jump out of a tree, you might as well do it in style. Only it looked more like wildly waving his arms and rolling a couple bloody feet before hitting the wall of the hut.

Shu stood up, with a few surprised looks, and a few less than surprised looks staring at him. Shu, who was usually a fan of awkward situations, didn't really like this one, and in an attempt to lighten the mood, spread his arms out and made his best attempt at normal speech. "Ta da!"

Shu's insides were bleeding, he might have to check into that later.
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one day I'm gonna make a huge long tl;dr post
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tl;dr
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[i]Did someone say storm the castle? Because I think someone just said storm the castle![/i]

And with that, everyone in the pub got out their various sharp objects and oil torches and waved them about like they just DIDN'T CARE.

The bartender then fiddled around the underside of the bar, pressed a button, and instantly the entire place started shaking and creaking about. When the people in the pub looked out the window it was clear; they were no longer in the same place-- rather, they were about 120 feet off the ground, being propelled by the ignited flames of a vile mix of quality brew and gasoline. The bartender then pulled a rusty metal level labeled "EMERGENCY ONLY". The entire place started trembling again, followed by the grinding of gears, screws, and whatever other contraption brought to life. Wings jutted out of the side of the pub, and the rectangular, edgy shape of the pub smoothed out into a curvy, aerodynamic shape. Two sentry turrets and rawket lawnchairs fired sporadically and for no purpose to make sound and to alert everyone within a ten mile radius of the pubsters' intent.

The barman pulled up a leathery, executive-officer-type chair, kicked up his legs on the barstool, popped open his flask, muttered something awesome, then pulled back what looked like a gear shift. The pub burst forth, knocking almost everyone off their feet and out of their wits.

The MECHApub(tm) cruised by in the cold, damp air, brushing off the leaves of nearby trees and scattering the clothes of whoever decided it was a good idea to hang their clothes outside. Neighbors and concerned interest groups complained about the noise and threatened to alert city council, but their whining fell on deaf ears as the pub roared past the sound barrier. For good measure, the pub performed a barrel roll, making sure to use its bombs wisely and boosting to get through.

Just then, a flock of pigeons came flying at the MECHApub. The bastards were intent on desecrating the rooftops with their poop. Obviously, the pubsters could not just let his happen. The lawnchairs fired a volley of rockets, followed by a wave of bullets. About six pub customers scrambled out the windows and up onto the roof and slashed through any of the fowl that somehow managed to break through the first attack. It was over in just five minutes. All three birds, gone, just like that.

Unfortunately, this attack had diverted the heroes from the true objective. No doubt the enemy planned this from the beginning... and the pubsters fell right into their trap. Snagged on their hook. At this point, a counterattack with the MECHApub would be disastrous-- its rocket lawnchair and turret rounds were all but depleted. Fuel was also at critical levels. In fact, it was a wonderment that the pub still stayed afloat. The pubsters attributed this to magic and hoped that magic would not give out.

But it did any way. And so the MECHApub began its treacherous downward spiral and wipeout, from all the way from 120 feet in the air. The air whistled and whined as the pub tumbled about, as if in some mad dryer machine, controlled by its own insane will to somehow tumble the things inside to make the most noise, chaos, and mess possible.

The janitor cursed slightly while shaking his fist.

They fell, and they fell. It seemed much higher, it seemed much longer. For how long they fell, no one was sure. But there it was... the ground. The thing they hadn't seen in a while, and although they were in the air so long, the thing they didn't want to see. For the ground meant one thing-- crash. Messy, lethal crash. Painful, too. Some pubsters closed their eyes, other prayed to whatever god they worshipped, and most screamed and ran about (in mid air, as the pub was still rolling around). And then it happened.

Not blood-curling screams or snapping bone and wood. Not explosions or fountains of red. It just stopped. The fuel thrusted kicked back in, and instantly reoriented the pub back to normal. As if nothing happened. A status quo, so to say. The pub clicked back into its resting place, and all the contraptions hid away. Not a thing was disturbed, except one crucial object.

Nate's mug. Standing (yet misplaced) before, it had knocked over in the crisis, spilling its lovely contents over the not-so-lovely ground.

Both Nate and the janitor cursed loudly while punching the wall.

"Sorry kid, we're can't help you now," The people in the pub addressed Elladan. "Same time next week, though?"

However, Elladan could not wait until next week, probably for some trivial, yet idiotic reason. So Elladan and whoever wanted to go with him stormed out the pub and went the old fashioned way--

Walking.

[b]--MISSION ONE:STORMING THE CASTLE---
Storm ye Duke Elros' mansion
Smite ye Duke Elros
Get ye flask
Ye Elladan must survive[/b]
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pebbles cereal is god tier cereal
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I love pebbles cereal. I like the chocolate ones better because...well, I'm a chocolate kind of person. I like Cocoa Puffs and Cocoa pebbles the best. To say which one to more better...I got to say its pebbles. Why? because its little and it makes the milk more chocolaty(if that's a word) and I remember there was this one time I had a fever and my gums was hurting really badly. Puffs hurt but pebbles didn't. I dislike fevers, and you know what? I only had one fever in my life and that was ....I think a month ago, and it was up to 103.36 or somewhere around that. All I did was sleep, woke up took some pills and then went back to sleep, well for the first and the 2nd day at least, on the 3rd day I was sleeping for ...I think 16hours, to sick for homework, so I played PS3. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is a good game. haha, I remember this one time when some kid said "hey do you want to play Call of Duty Cod Wow?" I dislike people who call Call of Duty Cod in real life, it just doesn't sound right. You know what I all so don't like, people who say omg in real life, not just oh my god but saying the letters O.M.G, I also dislike people who calls other people noobs when they aren't. I know this one kid who plays Ranecape(I spelled that wrong didn't I) and he would go a round asking people what level they were in Runecape, and then called them a noob if they said I don't know or I don't care about rancape and for the people who did say a level he called them a noob too. I dislike that kid...you know what, I like that everyone has played rancape at least once in there life, but quits afterwords. Runecape was a ...good game I would say, I did play it but only because I was aroun people who played the game and did nothing but talked about the game making me feel left out. I don't see the point of the game, but then again some people play it so they can talk about it in real life...because everyone will love you because you have godly cooking skill of 99. I really didn't like it. those people talked about it every day, and this was in class so I couldn't move away.

ok its 11:58 time to get a word count

D: 415, so much for tl;dr day
Now, how bout that hug?
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tl;dr

müsli superior
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too short; did read

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I already forgot
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how to read?

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given that the topic is about brushing teeth, probably not
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I haven't been replying t things. There hasn't been much worth replying to.

Just pointing that out...
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but...teeth brushing!

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same here kinda

i just post whatever and see how it plays from there
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how daring and spontaneous! before each of my posts i have a twenty minute brainstorm session, followed by my outline, then writing, proofreading, and final word count

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looks like you failed your assignment, what with the atrocious grammar, punctuation and syntax.
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Arkady Ivanovich Svidrigailov
Feb 4 2010, 08:00:17 AM
how daring and spontaneous! before each of my posts i have a twenty minute brainstorm session, followed by my outline, then writing, proofreading, and final word count
hey that's what i do too


let's be best friends
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Fission Mailed.
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What are you doing?!? You've created a time paradox!
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Feb 4 2010, 11:40:07 AM
Arkady Ivanovich Svidrigailov
Feb 4 2010, 08:00:17 AM
how daring and spontaneous! before each of my posts i have a twenty minute brainstorm session, followed by my outline, then writing, proofreading, and final word count
hey that's what i do too


let's be best friends
kk bffs<3

and here's slightly better punctuation just for you, rn.

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oh, what have I done
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Hey guys! I'm going to brush my teeth in a second. I haven't brushed them since I left home last night. Pretty gross.
just saying.
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wow I'm about to brush mine too! teeth brushing buddies?!
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Now this is just getting out of hand.
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It shouldn't, hands should be holding brushes at all times.
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yaeh if not you're doing something wrong
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I didn't know you could change this

Wait, like, both hands on multiple brushes?
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Hands as in hands of multiple people. If you want to duel wield brushes, go ahead.
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I totally double hand my brush
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I didn't know you could change this

I double hand two brushes.

So I dunno if it's dual-wielding or not, although I guess it is.

both brushes face opposite ways so that I can 'clean' my inner cheeks while I brush my teeth.
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Wow, for a second there I thought Ronny had read the same joke duel/dual topic on /vg/ Probably just a typo, though.
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