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Dogs vs Cats; Yeah.
Topic Started: Jan 7 2010, 12:44:18 AM (1,426 Views)
Pump Noodle
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lol Poor kitty, but funny at the same time.
just saying.
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rn7
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They're certainly more aerodynamic.
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Lemon
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I didn't know you could change this

I much prefer dogs to cats.

But I hate city dogs, and imo at least one house on every block should have a cat to help keep rodents down (since city dogs can't do shit).

But, hey, my backyard is probably bigger than all of yours put together.

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I got chased by a tiny dog...almost every year since my grandmother bought a demon in the form of a chihuahua.


Kick it, or just stand your ground or yell at it loud. Little dogs back down easy.
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Did I mention that my grandmother is mildly psycho and actively encourages this behaviour?
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You had a on both sides of your strikeout, Fish. Making a a chihuahua
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Jan 26 2010, 05:57:27 AM
You had a on both sides of your strikeout, Fish. Making a a chihuahua
Noticed this as well.
just saying.
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Lemon
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I didn't know you could change this

Oh, wow, that was confusing, I thought Cap'n forgot a word then did two a's at the end.
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That is also a plausible scenario.
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I say dogs. Been around em forever.
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i am reviving this thread to remark that cats are superior because they like to play with my hair

i have never met a dog that would play with my hair

cats>dogs QED
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Blade Myrmidon
there's never enough time

well TOO BAD, now it's gonna die again


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cannot sit on or ride a cat but can a dog
∴ dog superior
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you have not seen some of my cats then

it's like a tiger, or a cheetah

riding a cheetah would be pretty cool

also my dog always just sits down when i try to ride him

lamest dog ever
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Blade Myrmidon
there's never enough time

SHUT UP EINSTEIN
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I agree; riding a cheetah would be pretty sweet.
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Nov 30 2011, 03:53:27 AM
SHUT UP EINSTEIN
HE'S JUST EXPRESSING HIMSELF, WHY DO YOU (AND ALSO I) HAVE TO BE SO MEAN TO HIM
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Lemon
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Oh hey I remember this thread.

I've 'obtained' a barn cat since then, which is imo the only acceptable kind of cat. It's pretty cool.
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Is there anything that makes a barn cat a barn cat, other than it just so happens to live in a barn? like can any cat be a barn cat if you put it in a barn?
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Lemon
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Well, any cat that can take care of itself. Which isn't most.
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gwamm

my cat feasts on human flesh, namely mine, to feed itself

does that count as taking care of itself
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Lemon
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If you died, it could still eat you without you, so I'm gonna say yes.
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Cats are awesome. Also, when a can mangles me it's cute, when a dog does it it's not cool.
just saying.
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I don't dislike cats, but I prefer dogs. I enjoy walking my dog. It gives me some time alone to listen to music and stuff.
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Lemon
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Walking dogs is really really weird imo.
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Walking cats, much better.
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For those who don't know, cats and dogs will actually both eat you, if you happen to die. Cats will wait about half a day to a day. Dogs will wait one week (usually until they realize that you're not feeding them any more). Cat owners are harder to identify after death if the cat finds the body first (may chew off fingers, eat parts of the face). I learned this when I worked briefly in forensics.
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ahh I scrolled up do faset

but cats sck they dont love you m,a lok at dog like hacoko he loved that guy nmo trains japan ftr
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Nova
Apr 1 2012, 03:03:08 AM
For those who don't know, cats and dogs will actually both eat you, if you happen to die. Cats will wait about half a day to a day. Dogs will wait one week (usually until they realize that you're not feeding them any more). Cat owners are harder to identify after death if the cat finds the body first (may chew off fingers, eat parts of the face). I learned this when I worked briefly in forensics.
I think I should find this disturbing, but somehow half a day to a day is more than I would have expected of cats. My cats, at least.

...Wait, does this mean that if I sleep for more than 12 hours, I might wake up to find myself being gnawed on by a cat?
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Apr 1 2012, 06:26:12 PM
Nova
Apr 1 2012, 03:03:08 AM
For those who don't know, cats and dogs will actually both eat you, if you happen to die. Cats will wait about half a day to a day. Dogs will wait one week (usually until they realize that you're not feeding them any more). Cat owners are harder to identify after death if the cat finds the body first (may chew off fingers, eat parts of the face). I learned this when I worked briefly in forensics.
I think I should find this disturbing, but somehow half a day to a day is more than I would have expected of cats. My cats, at least.

...Wait, does this mean that if I sleep for more than 12 hours, I might wake up to find myself being gnawed on by a cat?
It can tell that you're not dead.
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I'm not sure I trust them to care.

...But then, I've gone this long without being eaten. I suppose I'm safe.
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Jokes on you guys, my cat already tries to eat me regardless of being alive or dead!


And I think Lemon might have been in The Zone for just a little too long.
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Lemon
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I didn't know you could change this

I was probably trying to talk about Hachiko, here.
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