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Mafia 41
Topic Started: Dec 27 2009, 02:40:37 AM (2,267 Views)
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T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creat--Damn it, the dogs were barking, making complete fools of themselves and ruining the poem, the man known as AP thought, descending the pseudo-stairs, their use being naught.

After a time, the dogs shut up, the barking with no reason,

from treats being given, for 'tis the season.

They ran back and fell asleep and took AP's spot,

He cursed and swore and for his hard work, wondered what he got.

Then suddenly, the ceiling broke,

four cool guys fell through it, one having a smoke.

"Who the fuck are you?" AP rubbed his eyes.

"Santa Claus, who else?" A gun raised and aimed, "Good byes."

Bang.



AP, GM, has died.


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*dusts off inbox*

Maybe I'll use again one day.
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dammit, i woulda signed up if i knew there'd be a rhyme scheme...

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That was just me being bored.

I dunno if I'm gonna do it for the kills.
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Wooooo, cit here and GHEB.

...c'mon feabl!
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0.AP (GM)
1. Magus
2. Lemon
3. Cap'n
4.Androd
5. WJC, my hero--wait, wrong one
6.BK
7.Luneth
8.rn7
9.MSB
10.Purg
11.R2D(2)
12.Stewy
13. Reikken
14.Llednar
15.Roymbrog
16.Blaed

FOR SIMPLICITY
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Blade Myrmidon
there's never enough time

Hah, to be in a Mafia Game once again.

Can't wait for all the heated accusations. Hopefully nothing's too different with the game mechanics...
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CATZ
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Actually the mechanics have changed quite a bit. Ladies and gentlemen I present

The Laws of Mafia Behavior, as invented by 7nr, snpie and kaz in some previous games:

1. Whoever writes the most is mafia.

2. If you're taking the game seriously, you're mafia.

3. If you're trying too hard (i.e. defending yourself after being accused), you're mafia.

4. If you change your vote alot, you're suspicious, probably mafia.

5. If you don't go along with the latest lynching fad, you're almost definitely mafia.

6. Whoever places their vote last on a mafioso's lynch is likely to also be mafia. I don't think Snpie, Kaz or Ronny ever actually said this one, but I definitely saw someone say it somewhere.

7. If you disagree with or deny ANY of the above rules, you are 100% guaranteed mafia.

Also, anything Magus says is true, but he's said nothing so far.

7nr once said it's funny how people vote based on behavior when clues are the only sure thing. In a game before that, he accused me of being mafia due solely to my behavior.

This has led me to create law #8: Say whatever works at the time, do whatever it takes. You should have no constant standards, other than the Laws, of course.

Follow these simple rules and you should be alright, they're like a survival manual.
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%D: This seems odd...
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This topic is only for people participating in the mafia game, yo.

Not that anyone really follows that rule devoutly.

Also, I'm detective, BG protect me every night [/kneehigh]
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CATZ
Dec 27 2009, 11:38:15 AM
Actually the mechanics have changed quite a bit. Ladies and gentlemen I present

The Laws of Mafia Behavior, as invented by 7nr, snpie and kaz in some previous games:

1. Whoever writes the most is mafia.

2. If you're taking the game seriously, you're mafia.

3. If you're trying too hard (i.e. defending yourself after being accused), you're mafia.

4. If you change your vote alot, you're suspicious, probably mafia.

5. If you don't go along with the latest lynching fad, you're almost definitely mafia.

6. Whoever places their vote last on a mafioso's lynch is likely to also be mafia. I don't think Snpie, Kaz or Ronny ever actually said this one, but I definitely saw someone say it somewhere.

7. If you disagree with or deny ANY of the above rules, you are 100% guaranteed mafia.

Also, anything Magus says is true, but he's said nothing so far.

7nr once said it's funny how people vote based on behavior when clues are the only sure thing. In a game before that, he accused me of being mafia due solely to my behavior.

This has led me to create law #8: Say whatever works at the time, do whatever it takes. You should have no constant standards, other than the Laws, of course.

Follow these simple rules and you should be alright, they're like a survival manual.
*disagrees with most of this*
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That's just cause you're mafia.
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i'll probably post more in this topic than half the people actually in the game.

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Oh, damn, update'll come in a bit, gentlemen, I may or may not have made a huge, hilarious error.

also waiting on the godfather
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After AP's death, the cits found out

The Mafia were back, but whereabout?

WJC wondered, while following one,

Then from behind him came, "Hey, son."

Walt turned around, trying to see,

His eyes couldn't find it, where could he be?

"Over here!" The Mafia laughed, raising a gun.

Bang! The Mafia groaned, "That wasn't much fun."

He left Walter's body, 'pon him a shield

The cits discovered him next, dead in a field.

"Well, fuck, this is going well."

"Not that bad, the vig didn't send us to hell!"


WJC, Bodyguard, has been Mafia'a'a'd.
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I think only one thing can be said to this:

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Following one, meaning he was protecting someone that was mafia?
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APman
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No, I just needed something that would work in a rhyme.
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Dec 28 2009, 12:52:14 AM
After AP's death, the cits found out

The Mafia were back, but whereabout?

WJC wondered, while following one,
What rn7 said.

clues
 
Then from behind him came, "Hey, son."


Probably not significant, but an older member or someone who would call someone son (can't think of anyone, but it sounds like something Cap'n would say if he couldn't say ,guy for a few days for whatever reason).

Clues
 
Walt turned around, trying to see,

His eyes couldn't find it, where could he be?


I thought about black people in the dark being hard to see, but BK wears black armour so maybe that could work.

Clues
 
"Over here!" The Mafia laughed, raising a gun.

Bang! The Mafia groaned, "That wasn't much fun."


Likes killing?

Clues
 
He left Walter's body, 'pon him a shield

The cits discovered him next, dead in a field.


Don't lynch me bro!

Not clues
 
"Well, fuck, this is going well."

"Not that bad, the vig didn't send us to hell!"


WJC, Bodyguard, has been Mafia'a'a'd.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFALL INTO THE VOID.
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CATZ
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Remember my last words!
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Blade Myrmidon
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lol

Anyway, the point about the BG protecting a mafia doesn't lead us anywhere, since the BG can't tell us anything so it's rather irrelevant. Unless of course, people know a person that WJC would be inclined to protect. Even then, apman still says it was just made up for the sake of awesome rhyme, so we can't just go on that.

Also, a lot of the stuff that lemon said, I agree with. Since it's kinda sparse, you have to pick apart everything, and it's easier like this.

Would the gun be significant in anyway? Way of killing people sometimes leads to the culprit.
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Really? Calling someone son doesn't point you anywhere?

Not to the well known father of an illegitimate child?

To the guy with a bear avatar who didn't think a gun was a fun way to kill someone?

No?

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Blade Myrmidon
Dec 28 2009, 01:25:48 AM
lol

Anyway, the point about the BG protecting a mafia doesn't lead us anywhere, since the BG can't tell us anything so it's rather irrelevant. Unless of course, people know a person that WJC would be inclined to protect. Even then, apman still says it was just made up for the sake of awesome rhyme, so we can't just go on that.

Also, a lot of the stuff that lemon said, I agree with. Since it's kinda sparse, you have to pick apart everything, and it's easier like this.

Would the gun be significant in anyway? Way of killing people sometimes leads to the culprit.
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Remember my last words!

WJC
 
1. Whoever writes the most is mafia.


Blaed - 1 (Lemon)

What Cap'n said.

Purg - 2 (Cap'n, Lemon)
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Purg
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... Huh.

I have no witty canned defense for this. Strange.

Regardless, I don't feel like analyzing stuff, and since there's really been no other guesses...

NEMESIS

Blade - 1 (Purg)
Purg - 2 (Cap'n, Lemon)
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Blade Myrmidon
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Haha, DAMN YOU PURG, ALSO LEMON TOO ;_;

Anyway, but seriously, I have no idea about the son thing, or anything about guns. I think for this one, I shall sit out and wait, otherwise I'd be mindlessly bandwagoning here.
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Dec 28 2009, 01:21:05 AM
Remember my last words!
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5. If you don't go along with the latest lynching fad, you're almost definitely mafia.
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So one is a rhyme and son isn't? Gun part is insignificant, it's one of the most popular mafia weapons, especially the sniper variant.

Seems straightforward enough, can't shake the feeling that I'm missing something though.

Blade - 1 (Purg)
Purg - 3 (Cap'n, Lemon, 7)

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Blade - 1 (Purg)
Purg - 4 (Cap'n, Lemon, 7, Sam)

edit: Fixed it for you, buddy.
Edited by Ursa Major, Dec 28 2009, 01:50:49 AM.
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crazy as... something

I've got nothing, as I don't know anyone enough to decipher clues about them >_< Never played the game this way before either, so I'll just jump on the bandwagon. :D


Blade - 1 (Purg)
Purg - 5 (Cap'n, Lemon, 7, Sam, roy)

edit: I don't know why I edit posts that vote against me.
Edited by Ursa Major, Dec 28 2009, 01:52:01 AM.
http://roymbrog.deviantart.com

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even the people that do know each other pretty well don't decipher clues so good.
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The fact that we can't even succesfully place our votes on Purg is probably some kind of omen.

EDIT: also I might have picked up on the son thing if I bothered to hceck the player list, but probably not still.
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Always check the player list.

Being reminded of whose playing can freshen your mind to some links in the clues.
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hey lemon, who was the person that got mad at you for overanalyzing clues a few games back? Need to watch out for that guy.
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*doesn't bandwagon*

This roymbrog character seems awfully suspicious however.
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SAVE ME KOAL
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SCREW YOU, MY NAME IS MAX
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rn7
Dec 28 2009, 01:59:11 AM
hey lemon, who was the person that got mad at you for overanalyzing clues a few games back? Need to watch out for that guy.
No idea, although I'm fairly sure that this is a joke that I'm missing because of my poor memory.

Sounds like Zoe.
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Blade Myrmidon
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I vote apman (WHAT HAPPENED AFTER HE DIED?! SANTA ALSO WOULDN'T EVER KILL GOOD GUYS)

He is clearly an undead, rhyming monster of some sort, working for the lord of the underworld and darkness, hunting down innocent victims to fulfill their daily quota of souls


APman - 1 (Blade)
Blade - 1 (Purg)
Purg - 5 (Cap'n, Lemon, 7, Sam, roy)
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oh, hey, right, I'm the GM

Lynch at.. 8 people, or 3 PM Dec. 28.
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APman - 1 (Blade)
Blade - 1 (Purg)
Purg - 6 (Cap'n, Lemon, 7, Sam, roy, stewart)
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APman - 1 (Blade)
Blade - 1 (Purg)
Purg - 6 (Cap'n, Lemon, 7, Sam, roy, stewart)
Llednar - 1 (R2D2)
zmobie

Because I can.
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SUPLEX

APman - 1 (Blade)
Blade - 1 (Purg)
Purg - 7 (Cap'n, Lemon, 7, Sam, roy, stewart, MSB)
Llednar - 1 (R2D2)

gogo bandwagon
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I don't see this changing anytime soon, so...




The cits decided, t'was Purg to lynch,

Smacked him over the head, with a monkey wrench.





Purg, Mafio's'o, has been lynch'd.

PMs, gogogo!
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most rhyme ever
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hey can someone pin this



Zombie Cap'n was out, on a stroll

A gunshot fired at him, he did a barrel roll!

"What's all this, then?" The Mafia stared,

reloading his gun, and well Cap'n fared,

He charged the Mafia, the speed of a snail,

with brains in mind, ran into a rail.

The Mafia helped him up, then tossed him over,

a nine thousand foot fall, too bad he was sober.

The zombie exploded, looked quite medieval.

"He was the vig, I thought zombies were evil?"

A cit spoke out, examining a body part,

"Dunno, clean up time, with a cart!"


Cap'n, vig, has died

lynch nao
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0.AP (GM)
1. Magus
2. Lemon
3. Cap'n
4.Androd
5. WJC, my hero--wait, wrong one
6.BK
7.Luneth
8.rn7
9.MSB
10.Purg
11.R2D(2)
12.Stewy
13. Reikken
14.Llednar
15.Roymbrog
16.Blaed


I think the mafia has a way of knowing who to kill. Seriously.
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The Living
 
0.AP (GM)
1. Magus
2. Lemon
3. Cap'n [Vig, mafia'd]
4.Androd
5. WJC [BG, mafia'd]
6.BK
7.Luneth
8.rn7
9.MSB
10.Purg [Mafia, lynch'd]
11.R2D(2)
12.Stewy
13. Reikken
14.Llednar
15.Roymbrog
16.Blaed


clues
 
Zombie Cap'n was out, on a stroll

A gunshot fired at him, he did a barrel roll!

"What's all this, then?" The Mafia stared,


It's the subtitle for Media (Which only the anime topic is active in) but it's also something that APlad would probably say.

Clues
 
reloading his gun, and well Cap'n fared,

He charged the Mafia, the speed of a snail,

with brains in mind, ran into a rail.

The Mafia helped him up, then tossed him over,

a nine thousand foot fall, too bad he was sober.


Helping him up, only to throw him over sounds like something a friend would do. BK? rn7?

Alternatively, over 9000 posts? Or some historical sig/avy?

Clues
 
The zombie exploded, looked quite medieval.

"He was the vig, I thought zombies were evil?"

A cit spoke out, examining a body part,

"Dunno, clean up time, with a cart!"


Cart makes me think poor, which makes me think black, which makes me think roy.

idklol, I'm still suspicious of blaed from last round, so if no-one finds anything than I'm gonna go with that.
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Magus - hasn't posted yet
Android - posted once, but in the middle of a mafia lynch
BlackKnight1239 - hasn't posted yet
Luneth - hasn't posted yet

MSB - was the last person to vote for a lynch for Purg
Pump Noodle - only one post, second last vote for Purg
Reikken - hasn't posted yet
Llednar - hasn't posted yet


I can only look at avatars/signatures for clues, so I'll look at activity. One of the inactives must be mafia.

Llednar - 1 (R2D2)

And all of these people have been active on LotE.
Edited by R2D2, Dec 29 2009, 02:47:28 AM.
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Llednar - 1 (R2D2)
BK - 1 (stewart)

But I'm probably wrong. He's what I think of when I read this though. I don't think it's right though, but I may as well vote. Clearly suspicious behavior on my part, but oh well.
just saying.
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the Mafia, the speed of a snail,


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Llednar - 1 (R2D2)
BK - 1 (stewart)
MSB-1 (7)
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