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Topic Started: Sep 28 2009, 08:26:03 PM (1,012 Views)
mr_e_s
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getting older and growing up, darling.
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Whale


I could use more of the latter

edit: on second thought, maybe some of the former too, legality and all
Edited by Whale, Sep 29 2009, 07:05:51 AM.

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mr_e_s
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I'd like less of each, please.
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Zoe
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and this is how your introduction topic gets hijacked
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Whale


it means we like you!

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mr_e_s
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It's pretty much unavoidable.
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Zoe
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with you two around, yes
also have you started a PM chain with him yet? hes pretty interesting, his brother only has 9 fingers
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mr_e_s
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Be nice to have a PM chain with someone older'n 14.
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Whale


that makes his brother interesting, not him

unless he had something to do with the missing finger

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Zoe
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well you let ours die so

and uh, iono I forgot to ask D:
Edited by Zoe, Sep 29 2009, 07:18:01 AM.
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mr_e_s
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My friend D lost 2 fingers to a circlar saw.

Weirdest part was it jumped his ring finger, but the middle and pinky fingers are gone.
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Zoe
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aw what the hell that's sick
I was always scared to accidentally run my hand along the edge of the paper sander
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mr_e_s
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He was pretty cool about it, still got married, so his fiandce was probably too.
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Zoe
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well, happy ending I guess
there's actually like four customers that come into work all the time that have digits missing
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mr_e_s
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When they ask for change do you ask them if they want cash or fingers?

Oh God, stop it, Cap'n, no, bad!
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Zoe
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har har har
theres actually also this guy who comes in all the time who got electrocuted and shakes like crazy unless he's holding onto something
Fruitvale is full of characters I'll tell ya
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mr_e_s
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and you're the friendly NPC what sells gas and lottery tickets.
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Zoe
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and smokes and the odd ... toy
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mr_e_s
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hopefully not with gas.
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Zoe
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some chick almost lit her car on fire actually, she was smoking and then saw it was leaking and ran over and was like OMG IS THAT GAS and put her hand with the lit smoke up to it to check I was like UHHHHH.........
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mr_e_s
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That's just...

...Natural selection, really.
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woahicanhaveatitle

Nothing wrong with a little topic hijack. Happens all the time.

And no, I had nothing to do with his missing finger, he was just born without it. It just makes for an interesting story now and again. His missing leg, however.....
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mr_e_s
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ritual sacrifice?
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Waddacku
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PM chains? What's the point?
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Zoe
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uh conversation... usually?
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Waddacku
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But... Redundant means?
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Zoe
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not really
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SUPLEX

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Sep 29 2009, 07:16:43 AM
Be nice to have a PM chain with someone older'n 14.
%%a
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'That fanfic guy' or 'That Moulder guy'

This thread sucks and is now about nachos.
A good conversation is like a skirt, short enough to keep your interest, yet long enough to cover the subject.
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Member
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woahicanhaveatitle

Nachos are delicious.
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Zoe
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depends what you put on them
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woahicanhaveatitle

Cheese and chips. That's all you need.
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Zoe
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no salsa no guacamole no sour cream!?
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I didn't know you could change this

Hey, guys, I cut my finger off before too. ;_;

Well, crushed it off, not cut.

LOVE ME TOO GUYS
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what you did, doing what and is it still attached? mangled?
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I didn't know you could change this

I was five, at a superbowl party at a friend's house. They had this glass table set up, on one leg in the middle. All the stuff like chips and nachos and beer was in the middle of the table so that it didn't tip over. Me, the friend, and my little brother leant on the table to try and grab the stuff in the middle. Tables tipped over, and smooshed my left ring finger, the tip popped right off. Doctors sewed it back on eventually, but it's less dexterious and painful to use. Example, guitar hero is a nightmare for me.

EDIT: also it's shorter than my right ring finger.
Edited by Lemon, Sep 30 2009, 12:26:04 AM.
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Zoe
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WHAT! Thats soooo much worse than I ever imagined, wow haha
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woahicanhaveatitle

Wooow. I'm surprised no one even expected it would happen.
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I didn't know you could change this

Yeah, the table wasn't even a table. It turned out to be a large rounded glass circle that they put on top of a pedastal type thing to make a makeshift table.

Also the room was carpeted.

And my fingertip got lost in a storm of cheetos and chip dip and such.
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woahicanhaveatitle

Amongst food is a bad place for a rogue fingertip to be.
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Zoe
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ew lmao, pixxxx
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I didn't know you could change this

sure, although it's hard to take a picture of. Gimme a few minutes to figure it out.
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Zoe
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wooot!
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I didn't know you could change this

Taking pictures of your fingers is very very hard.

Here's the page with the two in smaller, clearer sizes.

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whoa lol, how did you manage to take that pic %D:
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I didn't know you could change this

I put my phone inside of my CO2 car, which had a design that makes it handy for standing things vertically in. Then I used my toes.
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mr_e_s
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Not bad for a guy with a crushed finger.
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Zoe
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does your phone not have a timer? %D:
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