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Topic Started: Jul 10 2009, 09:09:47 PM (927 Views)
mr_e_s
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I actually know a lot of people that use cans of duster to fix that.

It's a pun, and it's helpful!
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Lemon
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Sow what?

That's the other kind of sow, btw.
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mr_e_s
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Isn't it pronounced like...sao?

Oh well, I'm not one to nitpick. I was, but I changed after it brought about my downfall. I was at the top, soiled that right up.
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Yeah, well, fuck you, fork.

Hey forklift that 1lbs crate over there OWAET YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A FORK HAHAHAHAHA.

Fuck fork, stop being such a fucking fork.
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Seriously, Lemon?

What the crop.
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Lemon
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I'd say that overalls, that's been used one too many times.
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mm, you'll cross the line yet.
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Lemon
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Ewe, that one was terrible.

also I didn't get it.
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mm, you'll...

Look there, it'll come.

I swear though, if my puns keep getting missed, I'm liable to go on a rampage!

Or should I make them more obvious visually? Like, hyphens and shit?
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...Mule? Oh, you cock-sucking whore; that was clever.

I don't get that one either.
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Rest assured, it was less clever than mule.

Hen again, who am I to judge?
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Lemon
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Eh, I'm gonna have to write you a ticket for that one.

Where the Hell did I put my pen?
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Oh, you're gonna write me a ticket?

So-whath?

Now there's a farm word!
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Lemon
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Swathing?!? This is madness!

Now I must deliver my coop d'état!
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Madness?

This is Spartan!

You know, like the apple.

Shut up.
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Lemon
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...That was ice-cold, man.

Or charred perhaps, not sure which.
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aw, I missed out on the fun

and good luck finding the pun in there cause there isn't supposed to be one, i dunno what's been used

*edit = fail typo
Edited by Whale, Jul 20 2009, 11:52:08 PM.

obligatory text <<
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mr_e_s
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Aww, pumpkin.Don't feel left out.
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Jul 21 2009, 01:32:44 AM
Aww, pumpkin.Don't feel left out.
I think it's time to stop. Any more puns would just be beating a dead horse.
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Horse has been used what, three times?

Yeah, I guess we need to stem this punning problem pretty quickly.
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Get to the root of the problem?
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Lemon
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Another pun? I thought you had turned over a new leaf...

How expected was that one?
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It had a very organic flow, if it makes you feel any better.
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Lemon
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Aw, thanks buddy!
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I'm plum pleased you think so, mate.
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Lemon
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Well isn't that just peachy!
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You and me will be best buds from now on. Drinking together, sharing Jolly Ranchers, picking on thsoe who are different, getting bailed out by your parents, it'll be great.
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But... bud.... bailed... already... OH RANCHER.

Farmer? But I 'ardly know 'er!
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heh, wondered if you'd catch that with bailed in there.

It's a whole other branch of punning, that.
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Hmm, got your pun factory in full bloom, don't you?
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