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Mafia Game #12; Uh-oh
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 09:17:40 PM (3,827 Views)
Zoe
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I say we lynch Raak next :D *shot*
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Creepy Old Guy With a Parrot
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The greatest sniper that ever lived

Credit to myself, for asking Nyck to make this. I did the real work
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???, the big Softie
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Final Day...!

The lynch crowd gathered at Jacky's house, with sensei and the other Canadians leading the mob. They were angry, and out for blood.

''Ah, come to enlist my services for the next lynching, have you?'' Asked Jacky, as he stepped outside the door...

''What? No, not quite...''

Jacky was puzzled. ''What's all this, then?''

''THIS is what it is!'' Roared sensei as he leapt at Jacky and and threw a quick, yet powerful punch to his face. Jacky took the hit, but he was not about to be beaten by some filthy Canadian. He countered with a savage kick to sensei's crotch, and in an instant, the Canadian had been downed.

But then Fish, Zoe, and various other Canadians who weren't actually in this game rushed Jacky and forced him to the ground. Then they continued to beat him savagely.

After the brutal beating had been going on for a while, sensei managed to get up, despite the immense pain in his crotch...

''Well, well. Not so muy macho now are you, Jacky, my old friend?''

''Sure I am. Look at this beating I took... And despite that, I'm not dead!''

''Not yet, you're not.... But you will be. Yes, when the rats grow hungry, your life will end.'' As he finished the sentence, sensei cut off both Jacky's legs and threw him in the sewer that had magically appeared next to him.

Jacky, the muy macho Canadian-hater has been beaten to a pulp and had his legs cut off, but he isn't quite dead... Yet.

''Hey, sensei. We were supposed to lynch Book...'' Said an anonymous voice from the crowd, then.

''I know. So let's get going.''

Moments later, they had arrived at Book's house. But what awaited them, was not what they had been expecting. Suddenly, millions of Books rushed out from the house and charged towards the poor citizens. But before they could do anything, Zoe had already pulled up her shirt and was busy flashing her chest to the army of Books.

''OMG like, those are real breasts! What do we do!!!??!?!?'' They were all paralyzed in disbelief, but then they managed to take out a manual about how to interact with girls.

''Um... Okay guys. It says here we shouldn't stare at her chest... It also says we should pay attention to what she says, not wonder what it would look like if she was being tentacle raped...''

However, they would not get the chance to do any of these things. Because while Zoe had been distracting them, sensei has used his amazing powers of baldness to gather up a massive amount of solar energy in his head, and now he was about to unleash it upon the unsuspecting army of Books...

All the other citizens, useless and weak as they were (except Wirt, maybe), did nothing but stand by and and cheer for sensei to fire his Solar Beam. And for once, sensei decided to listen to the crowd, so he fired it.

As the beam teared through the hostile army, all that could be heard were several screams of pain and agony. Then a hair suddenly sprouted on sensei's formerly bald head, and the power of Solar Beam was lost forever. The citizens had won, but victory had come at a terrible price... v_v

Book, the mafioso, and his army of ''clones'' were incenerated by sensei's Solar Beam. It counts as being dead. Citizens win.

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???, the big Softie
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Alrighty, clue roundup.


''Heh, I knew you'd come, mafia scum. I can read you like a book... well, a manga-book at least.''

He reads Book like a book. Well shit, who would've ever guessed that?

''As the mafioso finshed his sentence, several million copies of the mafioso flooded in from everywhere.''

This refers to the ''Asians all look the same'' stereotype, which was actually recently brought up in a topic from social. Book's army was, in fact, not clones, but other asians who had come to help.

''The mafioso's copies ransacked Apman's manga collection and then left too.''

Asians generally like manga and shit, don't they? Yeah, they do. Of course, you'd have to figure out the previous clue first, or this would actually throw suspicion away from Book.

Book also acts rather cocky towards Apman, which refers to Dante from DMC. That guy is cocky, and Book is a big DMC fan.
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Mr. Dictator of the Universe and BookwormGamer

Surprised I wasn't found out immediately after the first clue.
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Kratos
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Sexy beast

If Rammy hadn't dissapeared Joe would have survived and the game would have been different v_v

Damnit, Ramoth! Why couldn't you have remembered that exam?
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AttackofOlgatheDisorientedWhale
Jul 9 2008, 12:13:42 AM
Kratos is my sex slave

Oh wait, other way around


AttackofOlgatheDisorientedWhale
 

Also, you guys may be Kratos's friends but I'll always be his kitchen whore.

Jealous, aren't you? I know.
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Yay go cits.
just saying.
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Zoe
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wow....just wow XD

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Jack Lord the muy macho not Canadian admin

I fought book... and won.

*bleeds, legless yet content, in the street*

Thanks, raak, and everyone else.
R.I.P.:
Lauder, the lv. 1 Shadowmaster
Henreid, some lv. 9 Wanderer
Bobby, a lv. 1 Officer
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Haven't the rats eaten you yet?

*face stomps*
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???, the big Softie
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cool story bro

Oh shit, forgot the vigilante clues.

''Go to Hell.''

lol, Wirt and Hell. Good old cliche.

''He considered raping Nyck's corpse, but didn't.''

Wirt recently said something about his sexual preferences which I forgot about, but it was basically admitting to be a necrophile, so yeah. >_>
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Whale


zozo, i saw you looking!

and hey, last post has something about raping my corpse, isn't that pleasant.

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rofl Nyck <3 sup
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oops i missed this while you were on
i'm supposedly up working on a presentation buuut yeah

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