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Topic Started: Nov 22 2007, 05:03:00 PM (283 Views)
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A new member, I first off will say that I am not to be the bitch of the forum. I know Cap'n, he is an odd individual whom I think has homoerotic fantasies over me, which makes sense seeing as how I am so awesome at everything.

By the way, I have an ego problem. It is a clinically prooven fact that a concentrated dose of my ego can proove fatal, especially in confined places such as elevators. This is why I always choose the stairs, as manslaughter (though I am canadian and that isn't too bad) isn't fun.

For those of you who are religious, I am your anti-christ.

For those of you that are pagens, there are no gods.

For those of you who think I am wrong, you are a fucking idiot :D It will be nice to get to know all of you I really am not as bad as I seem. I was just told to do an into so I am just writing some random garbage which (With the exception of the first paragraph) Is random bullshit. Anyway, you will get to know (And quite possibly hate me) ^_^ Enjoy

-The Pornstar
-Guns don't kill people. Physics kills people

- DM: Before you you see a gazebo.
David: I smite the Gazebo
DM: Uhh... you cannot smite a gazebo
David: Then I use my longbow on it
DM: Uh no, you cannot do that either
David: I cast magic weapon on arrows then try it
DM: Right, the gazebo opens its jaws and swallows you...
Fucking idiot.

- When life gives you lemons, kill your local grocier.
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Wirtjr
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Sorry, you ain't the anti-christ. I know him, and have him on my speed-dial.
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Vetrean,Jun 15 2007
10:41:35 AM
What do you call Satan minus his past as an angel of the Lord?
Wirt.
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raak
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... Oh crap.

Nobody is as bad as he seems over the internet >_>
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The Team, the legends.
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lol. I already don't like you. That is sad.
just saying.
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hahaha....... nice avatar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw

http://myanimelist.net/profile/Reikken | http://www.last.fm/user/Reikken
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Hey. Welcome to Legend of the Emblem. You can join an RP, create a character, or socialize. ©that fliter ruining Dutchie, 2006
I'm just another ghost in this ghost town.

MY LAST.FM

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(( * ÅnGéLĭCå * )) dice (10:12 AM):
By the way--- Given that revenge is best served cold
and that revenge is sweet
REVENGE= ICE CREAM!!!
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WElcome, create a charactger, make some stuf, do...busines, HELL, ask that fliter ruining Dutchie! ©Cap'n, 2007
I'm just another ghost in this ghost town.

MY LAST.FM

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(( * ÅnGéLĭCå * )) dice (10:12 AM):
By the way--- Given that revenge is best served cold
and that revenge is sweet
REVENGE= ICE CREAM!!!
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Is Arnie gonna have to b7 a nub?
R.I.P.:
Lauder, the lv. 1 Shadowmaster
Henreid, some lv. 9 Wanderer
Bobby, a lv. 1 Officer
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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Vetrean,Jun 15 2007
10:41:35 AM
What do you call Satan minus his past as an angel of the Lord?
Wirt.
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raak
Nov 22 2007, 01:12:36 PM
Nobody is as bad as he seems over the internet >_>

LIES. YOU LIE ABOUT ME, RAAK.



In other news, hai.
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Reikken
Nov 22 2007, 09:05:04 PM
hahaha....... nice avatar

[size=2]Shadow [/size]of the Emblem. Srsly.

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Today in school we were watching a movie about risk and alcohol and drugs. On of the things was gross and i fainted.

Jackytf the member
Nov 15 2007, 12:45:13 AM
Great. Now your trainer has to go all the way back to the Pokemon Center. Do you know when he saved last? I sure hope you're happy.
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Fishin4pigeon
Nov 22 2007, 08:41:12 PM
Reikken
Nov 22 2007, 09:05:04 PM
hahaha....... nice avatar


What they said.

So, did that one win the multi-mod contest?
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Yeppers, I'm just too lazy to actually type out everything, etc...

In other news, Heya Pornstar, I haven't seen you since Calculus.
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As if I didn't already hate reading disclaimer notices and End User License Agreements.

I usually skip over them any way.
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I think everyone does that.
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Not me. I always read them. I follow the rules, unlike some others.
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... Oh crap.

I follow all the rules except the one that order me to read the disclaimer. They are, mostly, all the same
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I'm a fan of the you agree to sell me your soul, somewhere in the middle of it.
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Reikken
Nov 22 2007, 01:05:04 PM
hahaha....... nice avatar

related

http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/blind-date
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Juble Early, now that I think about it.
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Yeah I noticed that today as well.
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Vetrean,Jun 15 2007
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What do you call Satan minus his past as an angel of the Lord?
Wirt.
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Funny how you miss things like that.
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