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Topic Started: Aug 30 2007, 01:16:40 AM (1,971 Views)
Wirtjr
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He gets on, he just doesn't post. Hell he gets on MSN almost every day.
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Vetrean,Jun 15 2007
10:41:35 AM
What do you call Satan minus his past as an angel of the Lord?
Wirt.
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:(
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Sniper
Mm

lol attention whore

oh well, I miss him D:
Farewell.
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Sieg Wahrheit
Oct 7 2007, 08:32:56 PM
lol attention whore

oh well, I miss him D:

better than camwhore
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Maybe we should've listened to lv20 and call the toll free number..
Ore wa saisho kara saigo made kuraimakkusu da ze!!!
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You want I should ask Keiji to come regail us with ninja stories?

Probably just cause school started a month ago.
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Sorry for the disappearance. I'm ninja like that. >_> :ph43r:

But school started, parents started hawking me on the comp. Couldn't do much more than MSN or schoolwork on it (they like, made sure I had NO firefox/IE/Opera windows open).

But to please you all, I have a ninja story.

Entry # ??

So at band today, we were being stupid and my teacher/conductor had left her flute on a flute stand and went to the other room to get new music. I threw gum at the tuba (my best friend), and got it right as he put his hand down on a valve, so it kinda stuck between his finger and the valve and he was all "eewww."

He decided to take off his shoe and throw it at me. I rolled off the step (Our music room has three sort of levels, most people sit on the second one. It's about half a metre high) and his shoe missed as I rolled onto the ground. He threw his other one, which I ducked under, but I realised the shoe was going to hit the flute. I reached out and grabbed the flute, and rolled again, before the shoe hit it. Then, I heard the door open, so instead of landing neatly, I scrambled into a sitting position, and my teacher came in to see a random shoe against the wall, and me sitting in the middle of the room, playing her flute.

"Why are you playing my flute?"

"Dunno. Learning spontaneously."

I gave her the flute back, went to my chair. Then, between songs and as she helped certain sections, I even ninjad back my friend's shoe and got it back to him without her seeing.

"Wait, wasn't there a shoe there?"

"No."

>_>. I dunno. Band Ninja?
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yaye

thanks.
just saying.
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luls enjoy
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Yay. It's all fixed now. \o/

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:hmm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw

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wut
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Blade Myrmidon
there's never enough time

wtfh4x

Sounds crazy.
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>_>

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awesome.
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raak
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... Oh crap.

Yay ninja story =D
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The Team, the legends.
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Asian pwnage right there.
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Of course it's pwnage.

It's Keiji.

Just don't get too close to him...

or wirt...

or anyone.
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KeijiAurion
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Entry # (I stopped counting, anyone got a number?)

Short one today. Band story again.

Basically, after band, we were being losers and play fighting. Rough-housing. So one person decides to start poking people. He goes for me and I dodge, and he bends his finger oddly against my winder in my backpack. A second person goes for my cheek, I duck, and he gets the first person in the eye.

Then, I stand up, and jab both with a finger in their throats, so they sputter coughing on the ground, one guy clutching his eye and finger. It was great. The second guy got up and was like "Fucking ninjas." XD
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Takashi Morinozuka
Sep 9 2007, 03:23:38 AM
At work, we have headsets with XLR attachments (basically, a chunky, female to male connector for audio things like microphones and speakers), and this one girl spins it around. I had to work in the till next to her, so whenever it was dead, she spins it as a habit.

OMG that reference to XLR made me happy. I do TV work for my school, and we use those headsets, ourselves. And we use XLR for other annoying junk that has to do with cameras, but whatever.

Aaaaaaaaaaaany way. What sort of work to you do, Keiji?
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I work in Box Office of AMC (selling tickets for movies) >_>
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Takashi Morinozuka
Oct 11 2007, 12:42:33 AM
Entry # (I stopped counting, anyone got a number?)

Short one today. Band story again.

Basically, after band, we were being losers and play fighting. Rough-housing. So one person decides to start poking people. He goes for me and I dodge, and he bends his finger oddly against my winder in my backpack. A second person goes for my cheek, I duck, and he gets the first person in the eye.

Then, I stand up, and jab both with a finger in their throats, so they sputter coughing on the ground, one guy clutching his eye and finger. It was great. The second guy got up and was like "Fucking ninjas." XD

LOL, Frog.

Awesomeness.
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TTPN
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The god of all that you know and love

My job > yours

But I have to train the freshmen, since it's run by the school as a club, and I'm vice president of it. v_v

So basically, I sit back, and watch them work, while I criticize them >_>
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Takashi Morinozuka
Oct 10 2007, 07:42:33 PM
Entry # (I stopped counting, anyone got a number?)

This is #8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw

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KeijiAurion
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Haha thanks reikken. Cookie for you.

(::)
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gwamm

Takashi Morinozuka
Oct 12 2007, 05:28:00 AM
Haha thanks reikken. Cookie for you.

(::)

*ninjas Reikken's cookie away*


fuck yeah, cookie.
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The god of all that you know and love

Kevin r not ninja
at least not that one

rn7 is the ninja kevin.
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Asian supremacy.

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Oct 12 2007, 11:00:47 AM
Takashi Morinozuka
Oct 12 2007, 05:28:00 AM
Haha thanks reikken. Cookie for you.

(::)

*ninjas Reikken's cookie away*


fuck yeah, cookie.

Oh? Then why is it still in my hand, and why are you holding a piece of cardboard?
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because Keiji gave you cardboard instead of a cookie, and I sold Kevin a box of shitty cookies when he was asking me for explosives.
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KeijiAurion
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So it's just about 2 months into school, and my parents are starting to get somewhat lax. Yeah. So much for staying strict. They're asian at heart, I know; but they're whitewash because of the move to Canada. They stopped caring a little.

I had to write them an essay that explained the usage of the computer to me, and I was surprised at how little gaming or chatting or surfing actually impacted my usage. So I'm now free to use the web for forums and junk, but only allowed to game on the weekends. Oh well. I never really gamed during the week much anyway.

Maybe consider this a slight revival. If I ever become active again. >_> For now, I have a short ninja story.

Ninja Story # 9

So we were walking home, and someone was trimming their tree. A branch started to fall and the person shouted timber, but my friend didn't hear.

So I decided to grab his coat, and whip him around so that the branch struck him, and I used his momentum to make it so that the branch didn't touch me. Just to rub it in his face, I caught falling leaves because I decided that would make it more ninja esque.

He kind of glared, rubbed his forehead, and grumbled the rest of the way home.
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You moved to Canada? When?
just saying.
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lol, nub.
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mr_e_s
Oct 23 2007, 07:55:08 PM
lol, nub.

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yaye, possible active again
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%:(%
just saying.
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KeijiAurion
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Wait scratch the possible revival. I learned my mid term marks. 81 in math, 86 in physics (might go down due to a test), 87 in french (might go down due to teacher being idiot), high 70's in english (i can only assume)
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I'd be happy with those grades if I was a parent.

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Today in school we were watching a movie about risk and alcohol and drugs. On of the things was gross and i fainted.

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Nov 15 2007, 12:45:13 AM
Great. Now your trainer has to go all the way back to the Pokemon Center. Do you know when he saved last? I sure hope you're happy.
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Any average less than 85 is an asian fail.
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*shudders at Keiji's fate* <_<
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KeijiAurion
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Oh boy. My physics mark dropped to 77. No way in hell am I going to be allowed on the compy now.

Looks like more ninja stories will be made.
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Oct 25 2007, 01:53:31 AM
Any average less than 85 is an asian fail.

Woah, I thought any average less that 100 was an Asian fail? Lucky bastard...
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That's only if you're from the mainland and here on a student visa. Cause anything less than about 95 and you get deported back home. ^^.

Ninja Story of the day: I ran over my friend's toes about a dozen times within three minutes. With those sneaker shoes that have those wheels at the back. We sort of modified existing sneakers and put the wheels in there.

Note: He was apparently wearing steel toed boots. Either I'm fat, or I went to fast I passed the steel. I'd like to think the latter.
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Just why was he wearing steel toed boots? <_<
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I'm guessing they weren't. Because they must have hurt real bad.
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I was going to say something bad, but the asian ninja story makes up for it.
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Band + Ninja= Win.

How many alto saxes does your band have?
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Actually, if you're a FOB, it's more like 100 in Math and Science or you're getting sent back. They don't really care about English and Social Studies. Psh. Who needs those?
For Asians who were born here, though, it's just about 90 for everything. I got a 92 on my Math class freshman year and my parents were so worried they scheduled a teacher conference. My math teacher was like WTH why are you here discussing a 92 wasting my time and I just sat in the back rolling my eyes the whole time. Of course, they caught me and forced me to do --

Err, yeah. I'll stop digressing now.
Hoping you'll be around more often, Keiji.
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That you have but slumber'd here, whilst these visions did appear . . .
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cool story bro

Still can't believe you guys actually fall for this shit. Well, suit yourselves.
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So what? You'd kill your parents? Wouldn't put it past you, but that's slightly extreme.
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That you have but slumber'd here, whilst these visions did appear . . .
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cool story bro

Huh? wtf are you talking about? I'm saying it's weird that you believe these ninja stories. They're not realistic at all.
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