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Topic Started: Aug 30 2007, 01:16:40 AM (1,972 Views)
Reknamarken
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I live in a box. ;_;
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KeijiAurion
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Ninja Journal Entry # ??? (3? XD)

Ninjad out through the roof and side of house again to go to my cousin's house to play DDR before work started. Parents realised, but then I convinced them over the phone I had left my uniform at his house since he picked me up after my last shift, and so I decided to just shower there. They believed me. >_>

Ninjad back into the house since I got my shift cut early. To ninja back, there's a little trick with a couple of the bricks on my side of the house, they're kind of pushed in a little from wear and tear. Basically they create like a ladder up to the lower roof, just gotta cling on real tightly. Back through attic, threw uniform in my laundry, and played a few video games.

Heard Dad coming, put controller on my PS2 (cord over the lights so he wouldn't see), and turned the TV to *shudder* Inuyasha on YTV >_>. He said that my hour of TV was starting, and left, so I saved my game, and decided to use said hour to sneak out of house to go down to corner store and buy myself a 2 litre of pop to survive the week. >_>.

Just got back in now, as my comp time is starting. Man, I'm beat. Remind me to get some pop latars. XD. (Will be on MSN for about 2 hours)

EDIT: Just avoided being caught on the forums with my trusty tab-trick. :D. Probably gonna go cause they're hawking me almost now.
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Whale


Lawl, ninjaness. Part with the bricks made me think of Zelda or something. >_>

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R2D2
~(+|I|\/|I|+)~

Keiji, as far as the toolbar is concerned, just right click it, click properties, and put it on auto hide. Works wonders with my parents. <_<

Hope you get out of your situation soon.
~TheRoadtoDawn~
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Lukannon
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Lawl, Keiji's a fucking ninja.

D00d, can I, like, lick your sweat or something?
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As ripped as your roids and rage make you, they cannot UNFATTEN YOUR SPIRIT.
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Whale


You could lick a llama.

Like this one:

%WTF%

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That ain't a fucking llama.
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As ripped as your roids and rage make you, they cannot UNFATTEN YOUR SPIRIT.
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Whale


It's close.

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Sexy beast

AttackofOlgatheDisorientedWhale
Sep 2 2007, 08:19:33 PM
It's close.

no u
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AttackofOlgatheDisorientedWhale
Jul 9 2008, 12:13:42 AM
Kratos is my sex slave

Oh wait, other way around


AttackofOlgatheDisorientedWhale
 

Also, you guys may be Kratos's friends but I'll always be his kitchen whore.

Jealous, aren't you? I know.
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Blade Myrmidon
there's never enough time

Kratos
Sep 3 2007, 02:58:56 AM
AttackofOlgatheDisorientedWhale
Sep 2 2007, 08:19:33 PM
It's close.

no u

Take that!
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lulz
Ninja action ftw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw

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Well, whatever happens, You're on my IM list.
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Blade Myrmidon
Sep 3 2007, 05:32:28 AM
Kratos
Sep 3 2007, 02:58:56 AM
AttackofOlgatheDisorientedWhale
Sep 2 2007, 08:19:33 PM
It's close.

no u

Take that!

objection!

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KeijiAurion
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No ninja-ness today, had to work all morning. If you count getting out of the house without even waking up your multitude of pets ninja-esque, then okay. That's basically all I did. Was too tired to ninja at work.
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Phoenix_Kensai
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Well... I'm really sorry to hear that you're having so much trouble with your parents. It's good to know that you have such good ninja skills, though, at least. >_>
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The only things I've ninja'd out of are my parents seeing me watching anime (which is worse than swearing. -_-), worst case scenario, a catgirl on anime. >_>

YAYE for my extremely screwed up computer that gets me out of almost any situation for restart cpu buttons!
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raak
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... Oh crap.

Did I said my parents are cool? %B)%
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The Team, the legends.
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KevinAP
Sep 5 2007, 06:38:09 PM
The only things I've ninja'd out of are my parents seeing me watching anime (which is worse than swearing. -_-), worst case scenario, a catgirl on anime. >_>

YAYE for my extremely screwed up computer that gets me out of almost any situation for restart cpu buttons!

I've ninja'd out of a lot of things, actually, though to my knowledge none of my relatives are Asian. I don't really take major risks when I have a decent chance of getting caught, though, and I've never done anything like Keiji has. >_>
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gwamm

So far, Anime, IM Chats, and this board is all I want to get my parents away from. >_>
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Phoenix_Kensai
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Well... I have to keep my parents and brother from knowing almost everything I do on the internet, though that's about it. Sometimes in the past I've ninja'd a book or game that I didn't have permission to play/read, though not very often, since it's too much trouble to get it into my room often. >_>
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KeijiAurion
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Forwarded my home phone line to my cell (basically, any call to home goes to my cell). Parents said they'd come home a little later tonight, so I went to the arcade to DDR and chill with a few friends.

Heard them call, stepped outside. A car honked, and they wondered what that was. Told them it was TV. Lol. Said they'd be home early, so I had to make rice.

Arcade is about 20 mins walk from my house. Their work is about 40. Rice takes 30 minutes to cook. Do the math.

Let's just say, I got home, had time to make rice, shower, and make it look like nothing had been wrong. :P.
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Yay. It's all fixed now. \o/

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Lukannon
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Lawl, your ninja crusades brighten up my day.

My day that still requires I do math homework. D:

Fucking education system.
Yuuno-anon
 
As ripped as your roids and rage make you, they cannot UNFATTEN YOUR SPIRIT.
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lv20swd

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Do tell.
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Vetrean
Sep 6 2007, 06:55:32 PM
Lawl, your ninja crusades brighten up my day.

My day that still requires I do math homework. D:

Fucking education system.

0.999~ = 1
1 = 42
42/0
WORLD ASPLODE
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raak
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... Oh crap.

I always had this comic in my mind I wish I could draw that consists on explaining the different kinds of exams teachers give... it looks funny in my mind at least <_<
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KeijiAurion
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Ninja Journal Entry #5

Well it had to happen sometime. High School Food Fight. And the only person, who stayed for the whole thing, and yet not to get food on himself.

Me. XD.

Our tables fold up, so once the fight started, My friends jumped off the table to get away (cause people who stayed got in shit. I ninjad out of that too). So I ducked under an incoming pasta bowl and sort of rolled under the bench, and lay on the floor on my back and kicked up the table. That blocked the side where most of the food was coming from.

Pulled a nearby table over and kicked it up the other way; sort of pinning myself but we were near the wall, so only one side had opportunities to have food thrown at me.

Then, I ran halfway across the caf, sort of fake-skateboarded the rest on a tray, to the stage, where I just running jumped onto it and slid under the curtain before authorities got there. Used back entrance into music room (empty during that period), went into the hall, and got out and got to my class before the bell rang for last period.

>_>.
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XD

epic w1n
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw

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I CALL SHENANIGANS
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Reikken
Sep 7 2007, 09:51:05 PM
XD

epic w1n

QFT
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Ninja Journal #6.

Avoided getting sacked. Four times today.

At work, we have headsets with XLR attachments (basically, a chunky, female to male connector for audio things like microphones and speakers), and this one girl spins it around. I had to work in the till next to her, so whenever it was dead, she spins it as a habit.

It came close to sacking me once, and before it did I batted it away with a pen. Broke the pen in the process, but saved a testicle.

Second time was going back to concession (where we sell the food). Someone was sweeping, and they were joking and pretended to jab me with a broom. Cept it slipped. So I sorta quickly side/backstepped out of the way and the broom missed. Yeah. Was gonna hit my nuts.

Third was outside. I dropped a friend's cellphone, and another friend thought it would be fine to kick me in the sack. This one was a little lucky, cause I have baggy pants. Before she kicked up at my testicles, I closed my legs shut and caught her leg. She was sitting on a bench, so I hopped backwards to pull her off. That didn't make me happy. Almost got sacked. Close.

Last was when I got in home. My dog is a little ball of annoying fur, that jumps on you when you get home. Cept, this time, he like, headbutted at my crotch. Turned to the side and ended up kneeing it in the head. He whimpered and ran. Four times. God.
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raak
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... Oh crap.

;>_>
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Takashi Morinozuka
Sep 8 2007, 10:23:38 PM
Ninja Journal #6.

Avoided getting sacked. Four times today.

At work, we have headsets with XLR attachments (basically, a chunky, female to male connector for audio things like microphones and speakers), and this one girl spins it around. I had to work in the till next to her, so whenever it was dead, she spins it as a habit.

It came close to sacking me once, and before it did I batted it away with a pen. Broke the pen in the process, but saved a testicle.

Second time was going back to concession (where we sell the food). Someone was sweeping, and they were joking and pretended to jab me with a broom. Cept it slipped. So I sorta quickly side/backstepped out of the way and the broom missed. Yeah. Was gonna hit my nuts.

Third was outside. I dropped a friend's cellphone, and another friend thought it would be fine to kick me in the sack. This one was a little lucky, cause I have baggy pants. Before she kicked up at my testicles, I closed my legs shut and caught her leg. She was sitting on a bench, so I hopped backwards to pull her off. That didn't make me happy. Almost got sacked. Close.

Last was when I got in home. My dog is a little ball of annoying fur, that jumps on you when you get home. Cept, this time, he like, headbutted at my crotch. Turned to the side and ended up kneeing it in the head. He whimpered and ran. Four times. God.

CROTCH SHOT! *Nails you in the balls with Okie-Speed.*
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What do you call Satan minus his past as an angel of the Lord?
Wirt.
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Lukannon
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Lawl, these ninja chronicles are so fucking awesome.
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As ripped as your roids and rage make you, they cannot UNFATTEN YOUR SPIRIT.
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Blade Myrmidon
there's never enough time

XD

Everyone is against you.
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KeijiAurion
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World hates ninjas. Why? Because Ninjas > World.

No ninjaness today. D: Made me sad.
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ninjas are poor outcasts o:
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Hello, I am lv20 and I am here today to talk to you about a serious problem in today's world. Ninjas, thousands of them, everywhere are homless outcasts from society and they need your help. For only pinnies a day you can sponser one of these poor, defensless ninjas in one of many ways. From killing, to running and jumping and flipping, to what ever other ninja secrets there are. So please, call the number below to sponser one of these ninjas today.



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Victor Delacroix
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These ninja stories are quite amusing, but I don't believe any of them.

Tbh, I think you were just planning to take a massive break from the internet, but couldn't handle it, and now you're doing this to save face.

I'm not sorry at all if this offends you, btw, because I'm HJ. %::%
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KeijiAurion
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Meh. I'm used to you HJ. >_> *pats you on the head*

And me? Take a massive break from the internet? Lols. You're joking, right? I strive off the internet.
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Typos and semantic errors make you a failure.

You're not cool anymore, Keiji. D:
Yuuno-anon
 
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Takashi Morinozuka
Sep 11 2007, 11:23:46 PM
Meh. I'm used to you HJ. >_> *pats you on the head*

And me? Take a massive break from the internet? Lols. You're joking, right? I strive off the internet.

Point in case. You wanted to cut down for the sake of... whatever else you have, but couldn't.

Just confess, then we can create a cool Phoenix Wright-ish scene full of drama and tension. >_>
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Can I be the crooked prosecutor, out for a guilty verdict, no matter the cost to my soul or conscience?
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No.
just saying.
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Yes.
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Pie.
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pi = <3
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Sep 12 2007, 06:41:27 PM
pi = <3

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I miss the ninja tales. Did Keiji get caught by his parents or something, and officially b7 from his comp? That'd be sad. Or has he moved on? %:(%
just saying.
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Oct 7 2007, 05:36:11 PM
I miss the ninja tales.

Hmm...indeed.
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I'm sure we could draw him back if we posted enough yaoi.

...Let's not try it.

>_>
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Hab
 
Today in school we were watching a movie about risk and alcohol and drugs. On of the things was gross and i fainted.

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Nov 15 2007, 12:45:13 AM
Great. Now your trainer has to go all the way back to the Pokemon Center. Do you know when he saved last? I sure hope you're happy.
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