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Topic Started: Aug 8 2007, 02:39:02 PM (11,975 Views)
Whale


oh, they're nothing compared to the bedroom whores.

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mr_e_s
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I find them too predictable.
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Pump Noodle
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I think kitchen whores are superior. More useful, and there's lots to do in the kitchen. Bedroom, there's only really one need there, and kitchen whores can fulfill that need in the kitchen.
just saying.
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mr_e_s
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I don't understand stewy, how are kitchen whore s going to make the bed?
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Pump Noodle
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Ahh, you make a good point. I guess bedroom whores do have a purpose afterall.
just saying.
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Purg
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Psh. With a kitchen whore, you don't need a bedroom.
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I prefer my whores not limited to one room. It's unorthodox, sure, but a lot easier.
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mr_e_s
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I don't sleep on countertops, Okie.
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Purg
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flower, your country is cold enough, you may as well.
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Pump Noodle
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What does that even mean?
just saying.
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mr_e_s
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Cold country just means blankets are more necessary.
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Pump Noodle
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Oh I just understood what he meant. I feel dumb.
just saying.
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Lemon
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I didn't know you could change this

I had to delegate my whore to farm work.
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Pump Noodle
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That's too bad. Oh well...
just saying.
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Well, shit.
R.I.P.:
Lauder, the lv. 1 Shadowmaster
Henreid, some lv. 9 Wanderer
and
Bobby, a lv. 1 Officer
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Renka
 
attn: jacky
paint a racing stripe on your internet to make it go faster

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Zoe
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*points and laughs*
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rn7
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Ey boss, told you I'd see you soon.
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So, being killed in LotE mafias is a bit like showing up to play ball, playing the best you can, getting kicked out, then having to watch the other players sit on the bench doing nothing. BUT HEY, THEY'RE STILL PLAYING!

On that note, how bout them Dodgers?
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CATZ
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This gives me an idea for a new law of mafia!
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I've had some ideas, actually. Call it paranoid citizens.

Everyone still in the game must vote during the date. If they do not, they die. They can abstain from voting, but must explicitly state so in a post. No "no lynch" votes, and you can only abstain three times. More than that? Obvious mafia. Don't vote? Obviously mafia.

Still, this won't get most people to talk. They'd just post a vote, and then leave forever, til the next post.
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CATZ
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Sounds good to me. Posting votes is better than nothing. And it would quickly eliminate people who shouldn't be in the game to start with, so that we don't have to waste time worrying about whether or not the clues might apply to that random obscure guy who signed up and then didn't visit the site for a month.

Yeah, it wouldn't make people talk, but I don't think that's really something you can accomplish with rules anyway. Either people are interested in the game or they aren't.
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Sounds great, till yuo realize most of those are cits and when they get eliminated, mafia's chances for victory skyrocket."Oh, 8 less cits so we need to kill...2.
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Better that than the land of the dead we have now.
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CATZ
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Pretty much. The bottom line is that most mafia games will be skewed or imbalanced one way or the other, no matter how you slice it.
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Plus, having 8 cits die during the day would be hilarious.
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mr_e_s
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You're right, that would be hilarious.

I rescind my objection.
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Lemon
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I didn't know you could change this

I think it's a cool, but then if they took too long discussing clues and an update was posted everyone would die.

For my next game I'm gonna try something different, if mafia survives till then. Working on making it more interactive.
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fyi slut, my target way back when was kayzen, not you, so thanks for blocking me and all
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I didn't know you could change this

...Well, I was still right!
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woahicanhaveatitle

Sorry I didn't guard you second night, Ronnie. It was you and Lemon arguing, and both of you sounded suspicious, so I sounded completely unrrelated.

Just thought that when you died, so I might was well say it now.
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mr_e_s
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FINE THEN.
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CATZ
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zuh?
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Max_Stat_Boyd
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SUPLEX

>_>
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mr_e_s
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have a seat. We're allowed to bitch about the stupids here.

Not you, kneehigh, you should have defended yourself.

Stupid.
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CATZ
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Oh yeah, the stupids. Whoops, they lynched another cit, who would've guessed. Boy are they stupid.
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Road, you can only sorta bitch about the stupids.
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R2D2
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I'm not going to bitch at all (yet). I'd like to know how far off I am before I do that.
~TheRoadtoDawn~
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I obviously can't say in topic. Get MSN or something.
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R2D2
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Oh, I'll just wait for the end of the game and be surprised (or not, maybe).
~TheRoadtoDawn~
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Dec 31 2009, 12:07:17 AM
have a seat. We're allowed to bitch about the stupids here.

Not you, kneehigh, you should have defended yourself.

Stupid.
I had to do real life stuff. >_>
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CATZ
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Uh oh, he pulled the life card. I guess we really can't say anything then.
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Sorry guys, I HAVE A LIFE.
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AYCH JAY
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woahicanhaveatitle

Well, damn.
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mr_e_s
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you see what the mafia's been doing though, right?
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woahicanhaveatitle

Yeah, but too little, too late.
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R2D2
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These players are so lazy, they should pick up the slack.
~TheRoadtoDawn~
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that's just the way of it. Mafia kills active players so they can dominate the vote late game.
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SUPLEX

Was the killing of the 3 roles in the first 3 nights luck or cheating?
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Neither, it was the great WJC's rules that helped guide my spirit toward the enlightened path, to which the answers blossomed forth amoung my quivering eyes, and in the serene symphony that was their creation, the way to the truth was laid bare.

It was then that I was confronted with the very menace itself, and with that I washed away the taint of corruption. With no options left, I again consulted the great WJC's rules, who's absolute and unambiguous nature allowed me to pinpoint the very creator himself, WJC, as the bodyguard.

It was no surprise how the rest turned out, for I had the great master's words to watch over me, and the force of righteousness that they contained could not cloud my judgment for a second.
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