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Topic Started: Jul 9 2007, 11:09:55 PM (8,248 Views)
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just had an amazing IM convo? Share it!

C'mon, you know how to copy+paste, you lazy bastard!
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SupernothingA: so i herd u liek mudkipz
SmarterChild: Let's be honest with each other.
SupernothingA: are you coming on to me?
SmarterChild: It depends. Are you a robot?
SupernothingA: let me check.
SmarterChild: You really want to check?
SupernothingA: no, I'll raise your bet 15
SmarterChild: What do you mean, no you will raise I am bet 15?
SupernothingA: All in!
SmarterChild: All in? What's all in?
SupernothingA: all in your momma
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Jim Hackett, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
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freespis alt: needs more w1n
freespis alt: wait, it needs w!n
freespis alt: that's a capital 1
BladeMyrmidon: Hm?
freespis alt: Don't act like you don't know
freespis alt: Where ar the documents?
BladeMyrmidon: Uh.. Right there!
freespis alt: Oh...sorry for the inconvenience, sir
freespis alt: would you like me to remove the Cables from your genetelia?
BladeMyrmidon: There were cables on my genetelia?
BladeMyrmidon: >_>
freespis alt: I work fast
BladeMyrmidon: <_<
freespis alt: Oh, retarded eyes
BladeMyrmidon: Yeah.
freespis alt: that's a side-effect of the drugs I slipped you
BladeMyrmidon: Now, that is fast.
freespis alt: sorry, I thought the interrogation was going to last a bit longer
freespis alt: I like my job
BladeMyrmidon: Mm...
freespis alt: but now you're forced to tell the truth
freespis alt: might as well make use of it
BladeMyrmidon: Yes.
freespis alt: how many fingers am I holding up?
BladeMyrmidon: None.
freespis alt: What's the capital of South Dakota?
BladeMyrmidon: I've no idea.
freespis alt: S and D
freespis alt:
BladeMyrmidon: Arghh!
BladeMyrmidon: No more!
freespis alt: K
freespis alt: gimme 5 bucks
BladeMyrmidon: kk, wait a sec,
freespis alt: btw, I killed your family
BladeMyrmidon: >_>
freespis alt: retarded eyes should go away soon
freespis alt: Oh, and could you do one last thing for me?
BladeMyrmidon: And that is...?
freespis alt: Look into the camera, you're on television!
BladeMyrmidon: So, do you take any currency?
freespis alt: No, CANADA DOLLARS AND EUROS ONLY!
BladeMyrmidon: Damn.
freespis alt: ...and bits of string
BladeMyrmidon: would a red glove do?
BladeMyrmidon: It's woolen, I think....
freespis alt: What has it touched?
BladeMyrmidon: Right now, it's just on my desk
freespis alt: has it been anywhere naughty>
BladeMyrmidon: No, of course not.
freespis alt: No deal, then
BladeMyrmidon: Blast.
freespis alt: How about an eye
freespis alt: whichever
BladeMyrmidon: I like my eyes, though.
freespis alt: Well, how many do you really need?
freespis alt: right or left?
BladeMyrmidon: two.
freespis alt: I'll give you a cow's eye as change
freespis alt: Then you'll have two
BladeMyrmidon: I rather I have all the parts of my body left.
freespis alt: All the cool kids are doing it
BladeMyrmidon: Sorry.
freespis alt: peer pressure
BladeMyrmidon: Unfortunately, I'm not cool.
BladeMyrmidon: <_<
freespis alt: You would be with an eyepatche
freespis alt: it's a French eyepatch
BladeMyrmidon: Hm..
BladeMyrmidon: I don't think an eyepatch would be good for me
freespis alt: W ecould get one custom made
BladeMyrmidon: As in a dodgy one?
freespis alt: like, eyepatch7000
freespis alt: no, futuristic
freespis alt: it could shoot lazers and enslave the hman race
BladeMyrmidon: Hahaha..
BladeMyrmidon: I wouldn't like to do all those things, though.
BladeMyrmidon: And I'd still have to trade an eye for it.,
freespis alt: What's an eye over world domination?
BladeMyrmidon: But, world domination isn't one of my... desires.
freespis alt: JUST GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING EYE!
BladeMyrmidon: Never!
freespis alt: Oh, okay
BladeMyrmidon: <_<
freespis alt: how about Aussie dollars, then?
BladeMyrmidon: Nah, I don't buy many things anyway.
freespis alt: Well shit.
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rekna> what is this
<rekna> I don't even
<why_not> rekna, again?
<rekna> No.
<why_not> don't you have some human to be a poor excuse for?
<rekna> No.
<why_not> Go die
<rekna> no thank you.
<why_not> Who invited rekna?
<rekna> The topic that says join the chat
<rekna> Bitch
=-= why_not is now known as fucking_rekna
<DanohTheSecondInCommand> :/
<fucking_rekna> that's for humans
<DanohTheSecondInCommand> Any reason why you're fucking him?
=-= YOU are now known as e_s_is_creepy
<e_s_is_creepy> he lurves me
<e_s_is_creepy> which is freaking me out
<fucking_rekna> I fucking hate you guys...
<fucking_rekna> Teh Bk says you guys are nubs
<e_s_is_creepy> well, that oiler fan bastard is a nub
<fucking_rekna> like your opinion matters
=-= fucking_rekna is now known as mr_e_s
<e_s_is_creepy> No ones opinions matter
<e_s_is_creepy> this is the internet.
=-= YOU are now known as I_changed_my_nickname
<mr_e_s> Mine do
<mr_e_s> that's all that matters
<I_changed_my_nickname> Maybe to you and your fanboys.
<mr_e_s> and their fanboys
<mr_e_s> and so forth
<mr_e_s> until it encompasses everyone but total losers
<I_changed_my_nickname> None of your fanboys have fanboys
<mr_e_s> such as yourself
<I_changed_my_nickname> They just have alts
<I_changed_my_nickname> i'd rather be total loser than a stuck-up ass.
<mr_e_s> And so you are
<mr_e_s> look at that, I grant wishes, too
<I_changed_my_nickname> I was already a total loser.
<I_changed_my_nickname> and proud.
<I_changed_my_nickname> you did nothing
<mr_e_s> Didn't I?
<I_changed_my_nickname> No, no you did not
<mr_e_s> I'm sorry, you lose
<mr_e_s> Please don't polay again
<I_changed_my_nickname> You lost the game.
<mr_e_s> in fact, get the fuck out of the studio
<I_changed_my_nickname> I own the studio.
<mr_e_s> Which studio would that be?
<I_changed_my_nickname> So get out of my studio.
<I_changed_my_nickname> Go do whatever canadians do when they aren't playing hockey.
<mr_e_s> It's a fictional studio, ass-face
<I_changed_my_nickname> You wish.
<I_changed_my_nickname> hey, blaed and danoh, you enjoying this?
<Blaed> Are we supposed to?
<I_changed_my_nickname> no.
<Blaed> Good, 'cause not really.
<I_changed_my_nickname> You are supposed to be all "wtf mate?"
<Blaed> kk
<Blaed> wtf mate?
<I_changed_my_nickname> i dunno lol ¯\(º_o)/¯
<I_changed_my_nickname> how do i shot web?
<Blaed> rororoorororo
<Blaed> you shot u
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That convo doesn't make you a nub.

posting it for everyone to see does.
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Doesn't change anything, does it?
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Lawl, Blaed-nub.
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Lawl, Blaed-nub.

Kuh, and what would that make you?

Rofl, and thanks Jacktyf.

>_>b
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That would make me Purg-nub, Blaed-nub.

And the answer to the math problem is -3w.
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Jul 11 2007, 08:30:40 AM
Dastardly Dastard.


Showoff <_<

I'm 12, I dont know these 3w math problems or any crap like that.

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Jul 11 2007, 01:30:40 PM
Dastardly Dastard.


Showoff <_<

I'm 12, I dont know these 3w math problems or any crap like that.

I'm 12, and the answer was obvious to me... >.>

Well, at first I got confused and thought that the answer was actually 3w, but I usually get confused like that on problems that are really easy, so I just rush through them and often make small mistakes.
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Dastardly Dastard.


Showoff <_<

I'm 12, I dont know these 3w math problems or any crap like that.

I'm 12, and the answer was obvious to me... >.>

Well, at first I got confused and thought that the answer was actually 3w, but I usually get confused like that on problems that are really easy, so I just rush through them and often make small mistakes.

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Oh God, I don't have a IM convo of massive W1NN4G3

I fail at life, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:
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Well, get on AIM and add me, I tend to have convos that are pretty good.

Sometimes, kinda maybe.
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4, because the squares of negative numbers are the same as the squares of positive numbers.
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Nah, I can live without interesting conversations. I'm pretty boring in IM anyway. The thing is I prefer to mantain my limited IM contact, errr, limited. Only people I know IRL. Sorry?

Also, I'm not the kind of peson to have ovr 100 of contacts and omly talk to 10 of those. I only have 20 and talk to 3 of those aat best, maybe 4.
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UltimaWizard77 (10:30:23 AM): Blaed
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UltimaWizard77: zomg phoenix likes lethe's vajayjay too much
UltimaWizard77: vajayjay is the best euphamism ever
freespis alt: I disagree
UltimaWizard77: XD
UltimaWizard77: Then what is?
freespis alt: One eyed monster
UltimaWizard77: which is a euphamism for...
freespis alt: Supper
UltimaWizard77: wtf
UltimaWizard77 has left the room.
freespis alt: Awesome then
freespis alt: it's a euphamism for penis, btw
freespis alt: I left for supper
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^^ XD
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UltimaWizard77 (10:30:23 AM): Blaed
BladeMyrmidon (10:30:40 AM): Hello

lol
Life is going faster than I'll ever be able to keep up with... and that's good. Life wouldn't be fun otherwise, eh?

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freespis alt: Need to make a topic in announcements
freespis alt: make me a mod, so I can do that
freespis alt: I'm tired of this member bullshit
SArsalaanS: What?
SArsalaanS: Oh
SArsalaanS: no
SArsalaanS: go to hell
SArsalaanS: >_>
freespis alt: Well fuck you
freespis alt: *leaves LotE forever*
SArsalaanS: bye Okami
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Eh, basically all your posts should have warnings for language.

>_>
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-->| Heff (~gremiosta@c-24-126-114-221.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #lote
=== CTCP time reply “Sat Jul 14 01:03:20 2007” from Heff
<Captain_Planet> WELCOME HEFF
<Heff> uh..
<Heff> hi?
<Captain_Planet> HELLO.
<Karurauatsuurei> Hi.
=-= Heff is now known as Ferinnos
<Ferinnos> >.>
<mr_e_s> Heff, it's been forever!
<Ferinnos> i don't know you..
<Captain_Planet> HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
<Ferinnos> uh..
<Ferinnos> sleepy?
<Ferinnos> its 1:04
<Karurauatsuurei> Same for me, actually...
<Ferinnos> HAH
<Captain_Planet> YOU REQUIRE REST
<Ferinnos> I LIVE NEAR YOU
<mr_e_s> 12:04 here
<Ferinnos> hey Feenix
<mr_e_s> c'mon Heff, you know me
<Ferinnos> where does you live?
<Karurauatsuurei> Hi.
<Ferinnos> uh..
<Ferinnos> wth
<Ferinnos> no i dont.
<mr_e_s> For christ's sake man!
<Ferinnos> i know none of you..
<Karurauatsuurei> I live... uh, somewhere.
<Karurauatsuurei> >_>
<Ferinnos> cept for Feenix..(a bit)
<Ferinnos> I live in Maryland O.o
<Captain_Planet> I SEE
<Ferinnos> WTH
<mr_e_s> c'mon, don't tell me you don't remember me!
<Ferinnos> whats with the caps man?
<Ferinnos> no.
<Karurauatsuurei> So... if you don't mind me asking, who are you, again?
<Ferinnos> i dont.
<Karurauatsuurei> >_>
<Karurauatsuurei> <_<
<Ferinnos> Uh..
<Ferinnos> Kevins friend? >.>
<Karurauatsuurei> Oh...
<Captain_Planet> IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY MATTER OF SPEECH
<mr_e_s> maybe you'd remember me uder a different name?
<Ferinnos> mebbe
<mr_e_s> freespi?
<Ferinnos> uh...
<Ferinnos> nope.
<Ferinnos> doesnt ring a bell.
<mr_e_s> bishop?
<Captain_Planet> MAY I ASK HOW YOU CAME UPON THIS CHANNEL?
<Ferinnos> nope.
<Ferinnos> Uh...
<mr_e_s> sensei?
<Ferinnos> no.
<Ferinnos> you may not.
<Ferinnos> no.
<Karurauatsuurei> >_>
<mr_e_s> zombie
<Captain_Planet> I UNDERSTAND
<Ferinnos> no.
<mr_e_s> Bobo?
<Ferinnos> no.
<Ferinnos> no.
<Ferinnos> no.
<Ferinnos> no.
<Ferinnos> no.
<mr_e_s> Cap'n?
<Ferinnos> where the HELL did i meet you?
<Captain_Planet> CAPTAIN PLANET?
<mr_e_s> Jose?
<Ferinnos> nope
<mr_e_s> Pirate?
<Ferinnos> either
<Ferinnos> i dont know you
<mr_e_s> Lightkratos?
<Ferinnos> my subconcious mind is intentionally blocking you
<Ferinnos> or i forget you
<Captain_Planet> ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE CORRECT?
<mr_e_s> Captain_Luke?
<Ferinnos> nope.
<Ferinnos> nope.
<mr_e_s> Your_IQ_is_Low?
<Ferinnos> nope
<Ferinnos> when did you see me? O.o
<mr_e_s> Gavirulax?
<Captain_Planet> I DOUBT HE IS ANYONE WE MAY KNOW
<Karurauatsuurei> <_<
<mr_e_s> Solidsense?
<Ferinnos> no.
<Ferinnos> i
<Ferinnos> dont
<Ferinnos> know
<Ferinnos> you
<Ferinnos> at
<Ferinnos> all
<mr_e_s> M'lord WJC, the protector of the realm, he?
<Karurauatsuurei> mr_e_s is Gavirulax? I knew it!
<Captain_Planet> I WISH TO INQUIRE YOUR JOURNEY TO THIS PLACE
<Ferinnos> thats too bad.
<mr_e_s> zombiemaster15?
<Ferinnos> NO
<Captain_Planet> PLEASE RESPOND ACCORDINGLY
<Ferinnos> no thanks.
<mr_e_s> I_Am_Not_a_Bot?
<Ferinnos> You guys are annoying -.-
<Captain_Planet> DO YOU WISH TO LEAVE?
<mr_e_s> KevinAP?
<Ferinnos> mr_e_s: because i dont know you
<Karurauatsuurei> v_v
<Ferinnos> WTH?
<Karurauatsuurei> >_>
<Ferinnos> You're not KevinAP.
<Karurauatsuurei> ...He isn't?
<Ferinnos> IS he?
<mr_e_s> I thought I was
<Karurauatsuurei> No.
<Karurauatsuurei> <_<
<Ferinnos> WTH?!
<Captain_Planet> HE HAS MANY GUISES
<Ferinnos> MY BRAIN JUST DIED
<Karurauatsuurei> Mine died years ago...
<Ferinnos> seriously
<Ferinnos> are you Kevin?
<Captain_Planet> I RECOMMEND YOU TO SEE A PROFESSIONAL IN YOUR HEALTH MATTER
<mr_e_s> Hey Heff
<mr_e_s> sorry about that
<Ferinnos> -.-
<Ferinnos> lies
<Karurauatsuurei> <_<
<mr_e_s> we like to bug newbies around here
|<-- Ferinnos has left irc.dal.net (Quit: )
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XD. I loved how e_s gave thousands of name he didn't recognize him

That IMis full of w1n in so many ways I lost count
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im usually always on. my convos are really random at best.
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I'm not sure if this counts as an IM, or even a conversation, but...



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[EVAL-IN] hai
[ERROR] ReferenceError: hai is not defined
[EVAL-IN] v_v
[ERROR] ReferenceError: v_v is not defined
[EVAL-IN] catgirls plz
[ERROR] SyntaxError: missing ; before statement
[EVAL-IN] catgirls; plz
[ERROR] ReferenceError: catgirls is not defined
[EVAL-IN] T_T
[ERROR] ReferenceError: T_T is not defined



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EVERYTHING THAT GOES ALONG THOSE LINES
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Nyck (12:39:18 am): Yeah, not really.
Nyck (12:39:22 am): Yes, very much so!




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wow that was massive.
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I'M NOT READING THAT COLUMN OF TEXT
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freespis alt (2:41:41 PM): Make it so, #1
shadowbinder293 (2:42:08 PM): Bah, not in the fucking mood for this right now.
freespis alt (2:42:21 PM): mmkay
freespis alt (2:42:26 PM): make me a sandwhich, #2
shadowbinder293 signed off at 2:42:30 PM.
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sensei:
Shu: So, just lie still...
Keiji:
Kaeris: Lie still? *lays still*
Sensei
Oh no, straight rape!
Keiji
D:
Keiji
OMG KEIJI CAN WRITE STRAIGHT STUFF?
Keiji
Kaeris: Why am I being raped?
Sensei:
Shu: I need a reason now?
Keiji:
Kaeris: Okay okay, why am I being raped by Shu?
sensei:
Shu: There's no more spark in this rape, I think it's time we raped other people
Keiji:
Kaeris: Tch, you're just too small, can't make a spark in me
Sensei:
Shu: Well, maybe if you made some noise, I could get off on this and get bigger!
Keiji:
Kaeris: uh-huh. I don't think you get bigger, hon.
Sensei:
Shu: Hey, whose the victim here?
Keiji:
Kaeris: I dunno. You told me to lay still. I thought I was.
Sensei:
Shu: So take it like a bitch and stop whining!
Keiji:
Kaeris: I wasn't whining, you're just too small to make me make sounds
Keiji:
Kaeris: Maybe your writer hates you and gave you a small penis.
Sensei:
Shu: My writer likes me just fine! He just...ran out of ideas, he'll finish it, you'll see!
Sensei
Silver: Heh, didn't run out of ideas with me.
Keiji:
Peth: *giggle*
Keiji
Kaeris: O_o...
Keiji:
Kaeris: I thought Silver was married and had a kid...
Kei: Oh... he does...

Sensei:
Bartleby: Will all of you shut up!? I have to do evil deeds at 4 am tommorrow!
Keiji:
Albert: Bartleby, shut up and get back into bed.
Keiji:
Kaeris: Hey! He's not even your character.
Sensei:
Albert: I feel...violated.
Keiji:
Peth: I can violate you if you want.
Sensei:
Peth: You haven't even begun to know violation
Sensei:
shit
Sensei:
Kei: *smacks Peth with a rolled up newspaper* Keep your pants on, Peth
Sensei:
Trigger: As least it's not incest...
Sensei:
Liz: Someone wants violate?
Keiji:
Trigger: Then again, Incest rules.
Sensei:
Shu: Gah!
Keiji:
Trigger: >__> Anyone seen Muar?
Muarim: *hiding*

Sensei:
Silver: ...it's happened, Trigger has snapped, too much time under Keiji's control
Keiji:
Peth: Come on, Silver, it's fun.
Sensei:
Silver: No thatnks, my creator's not a freak
Sensei:
Silver: Well, he is, but not that kind
Keiji:
Peth: Well... mine is.
Keiji:
Peth: Aw come on, we've had fun inside Keiji's mind. Spread it to sensei's.
Sensei:
Silver: He's the kind of freak whose into farmya-My name's Silver, and I'm a 7-year old girl!
Sensei:
Silver: Get out of me head!
Keiji:
Peth: Nooo! The sexy pirate!!
Sensei:
Shu: *continues violating Kaeris*
Keiji:
Kaeris: *doesn't feel anything*
sensei:
Shu: Uh, sensei, while you're here...
Sensei:
Shu: Hey, c'mon, I meant bigger, not smaller!
Sensei:
Albert: So, you're a priest, huh Peth, that's cool.
Keiji:
Peth: Not anymore. There's two of me.
Priest!Peth: I'm crazy and have demons inside my head.
Angel!Peth: I'm lover to a married seaman.

Sensei:
Albert: Oh, that's cool, I guess...
Sensei:
Albert: I uh- hit on lots of women, I'm kind of a whore
Keiji:
Priest!Peth: I haven't been used since LoF. But there was this RP and I was going crazy.
Sensei:
Albert: But I'm not religious or anything
Keiji:
Trigger: Me too!
Keiji:
Kei: *shoves trigger back in a box* Er... he's adjusting with puberty still
sensei:
Albert: I wonder how long puberty lasts for a branded?
Sensei:
Liz: 12 years
Keiji:
Lol. That sucks.
Sensei:
Albert: Oh...
Keiji:
That's a lot of Heat to go through.
Sensei:
Liz: Liz in heat
Sensei:
Liz: Fuck?
Keiji:
TriggeR: Liz is a branded too?
Sensei:
Rose: What's heat?
Sensei:
Silver: Rose, get the Hell out of here!
Keiji:
Peth: >__>
Keiji:
Peth: Is it going to be you or me that gives her the Birds and the Bees talk?
Sensei:
Silver: Stay away from my daughter and wife, Peth, you're a good guy, but I swear I'll rip your eyes out and have Dorg skullfuck you
Sensei:
Rose: Daddy, what's sku-
Sensei:
Silver: Daddy was being funny, now go
Keiji:
Peth: *laughs* Oh, I think I'll have someone fuck me soon.
Keiji:
Kei: -___-
Sensei:
Liz: Fuck?
Sensei:
Liz: *violates Peth repeatedly*
Keiji:
Peth: No! No! VAGINA! AAAHHHH
Keiji:
Kei: -___-...
Sensei:
*uses amazing creator powers to change something*
Sensei:
Shu: Yes! About fucking time!
Keiji:
Kei: Uh oh...

Phew, that took a while to edit down.
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Lol. Our character conversations are scary sometimes, sensei.
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Indeed, there are a fair number of inside jokes there, but I still find it funny without them.

Silver: My Pirate-asshole char
Shu: Jester-asshole char
Albert: Healer-manwhore char
Bartleby: Evil-Asshole char
Liz: Branded-cougar char
Rose: Silver's innocent child

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Peth: Priest/Angel
Kaeris: laguz chick, gets raped a lot
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Well it's not with an LotEr, but it's about you guys. With an ex-lurker of the boards (you don't know her. XD)

Kei(Short for Keiji): Lolz, read this.
Dae: Is this another LotE link?
Kei: Aw, come on, you're an ex lurker.
Dae: *goes afk to read*
[Dae Status set to AFK 19:31:41]

[Dae Status set to BACK NOW BITCHES 19:35:01]
Dae: Did I just see you RP your character getting raped? PG-13 style?
Kei: Maybe.
Dae But your char's a girl.
Kei: So?
Dae: YOU WROTE STRAIGHT PRONS.
Kei: Am I not allowed to?
Dae: ... Oh.
Kei: Just cause I'm gay, I can't RP straight?
Dae: ... No?
Kei: Oh, you're so not getting to fuck my character then.
Dae: ... Shit.
Kei: Check this link.
Dae: ... *reads*
[Dae Status set to AFK 20:49:40]

[Dae Status set to BACK NOW BITCHES 21:11:04]
Dae: You rape her a lot, don't you?
Kei: Ask her.
Dae: Kaeris, you get raped a lot, don't you?

-Me typing-
Kaeris: I do not get raped.
Trigger: No, you like it you dirty whore.
Kaeris: Oh go back to your incestual gay porn.
Kei: Calm down guys.

Dae: I'm worried that you have to tell your sub-conscious to calm down, especially when you're the one that types out their speech.
Kei: Yeah, I'm fucked up like that.

-Me typing-
Kaeris: Fuck? Yes please.
Trigger: -_-
Kei: -_-

Dae: -_-
Kei: You can't use that face, it's mine.
Dae: I'll use this face and you can have my old one.
Kei: Which one? The ._. face?
Dae: No, this one... lemme find it.
Kei: Emoticon?
Dae: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Kei: Are you rick-rolling me?
Dae: Shit they did that on LotE already?
Kei: ... You were rick-rolling me!
Dae: No I wasn't.
Kei: Goddamn you, I almost clicked that.
Dae: Click this. http://www.keijiisapervertedyaoifreack.com
Kei: You spelled freak wrong.
Dae: ...
Kei: Why do I have the sickening feeling that lurking on this forum changed you in bad ways?
Dae: Because you're weird like that.
Kei: ...
Dae: Well come on. You made your angel character go and fuck some pirate who's married and has a kid.
Kei: No I didn't.
Dae: What's worse is that you didn't do it legitimately, you imagined it and told me.
Kei: ...
Dae: What?
Kei: This conversation is being recorded to be a part of Win IM's, but it's just not funny anymore.
Dae: Really?
Kei: Yeah, it's divulging secrets about me I didn't want told.
Dae: Well now you're gonna have to post it.
Kei: I can just skip that part.
Dae: If you don't, you're screwed.
Kei: Why?
Dae: I still have my acc on there to lurk. I could just post it.
Kei: ... Asshat.
Dae: I'll even lurk to see if you post it.
Kei: Goddamn, leave me alone.
Dae: You going to jerk off to some porn or something.
Kei: Now you're saying that cause you know this is going on Win IM's through blackmail.
Dae: <3
Kei: Maybe I should leave before anything else incriminating shows up.
Dae: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW KEIJI'S A GUY WHO FIRST LIED AND SAID HE WAS A GIRL AND WENT EMO AND CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND TOLD EVERYONE ON LOTE AND CRIED TO ME SAYING THAT HE WAS SCARED THEY'D BAN HIM FOR BEING GAY AND HES REALLY OBSESSED WITH GAY SHIT. AND HI.
[Kei Logged Off 21:31:08]

... I was unable to log off before my friend said the last line. T_T. Damn blackmailing friends.
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If I had something important to say, I'd have said it by now. says:
Oh, go screw your cousin
Davidof/SirHakado says:
I do have one that's quite bangable >_>
If I had something important to say, I'd have said it by now. says:
So, you admit to banging your cousin
If I had something important to say, I'd have said it by now. says:
congratulations
Davidof/SirHakado says:
I admit to not minding it. I havent done it however.
If I had something important to say, I'd have said it by now. says:
Wow
Davidof/SirHakado says:
What? >_>
If I had something important to say, I'd have said it by now. says:
That's disturbing on a level or two
If I had something important to say, I'd have said it by now. says:
even to me
Davidof/SirHakado says:
It's a cousin. As long as you dont actually make babies, what's the big deal? >_>
If I had something important to say, I'd have said it by now. says:
I'm sigging this convo
Davidof/SirHakado says:
Hell no.


Quote:
 
Davidof/SirHakado has been added to the conversation.
 
In other news, I hate you says:
Hiya, Dutchie
Davidof/SirHakado says:
Hai
Davidof/SirHakado says:
Dane and.... Canadian or something
In other news, I hate you says:
Canadien
In other news, I hate you says:
S.V.P.
HJ says:
It must feel strange to be so inferior compared to those you're talking to...
HJ says:
I'm sure as hell glad I'm not Dutch
In other news, I hate you says:
I'm sure he's used to it
HJ says:
Probably, but still. It's gotta suck, y'know...
In other news, I hate you says:
It's okay, he can always masturbate to thoughts of zm
HJ says:
True that.
Davidof/SirHakado says:
Thank you. Now I wont sleep all week
In other news, I hate you says:
if his mangled arms can reach his pecker, that is
Davidof/SirHakado says:
Ah, well, youknow, atleast I dont dream of zm like HJ >_>
In other news, I hate you says:
HJ is his own brand of wrong
In other news, I hate you says:
right now we're talking about yours
HJ says:
My brand of wrong is awesome, too.
In other news, I hate you says:
So, no more masturbating for zm?
HJ says:
He found a new boyfriend.
Davidof/SirHakado says:
Girlfriend, lawl*
In other news, I hate you says:
His cousin will be pissed
HJ says:
I bet.
In other news, I hate you says:
or relieved
In other news, I hate you says:
I mean, I would be, in that situation
In other news, I hate you says:
no matter how Dutch I was
HJ says:
That's true, but she is related to Hakado, so anything is possible.
In other news, I hate you says:
Yeah, but even for Dutch, Hakado has to be an outcast
HJ says:
Obviously
Davidof/SirHakado says:
I'm actually much loved by my people, but think what you will >_>
In other news, I hate you says:
rape=/= love
HJ says:
I was about to say that =D
Davidof/SirHakado says:
Lol. No, actually, I do the raping 
In other news, I hate you says:
So your people are much loved by you
HJ says:
You don't rape your cousin, she allows it, silly.
In other news, I hate you says:
I'm doubting the she part, actually
HJ says:
Same here, but Hakado's an emotional guy.
HJ says:
Can't toy with 'em too much, you know
HJ says:
Though, considering how inferior and Dutch he is, he's likely used to it
In other news, I hate you says:
So, Hakado, does "she" take it in the ass, or do you?
In other news, I hate you says:
Ignore?
HJ says:
He's trying to figure out how to worm his way out of this
In other news, I hate you says:
Oh, Hakado, if ignoring th problem didn't get rid of your pedo uncle, it won't get rid of me
HJ says:
I think he's crying in a corner.
HJ says:
Or maybe he's busy preparing to hang himself.
In other news, I hate you says:
I think he started masturbating when we mentioned his cousin
HJ says:
I think he already started at the mention of Eve. He's just too busy to even talk now.
In other news, I hate you says:
Or maybe his uncle is paying him a visit
HJ says:
He says he's just too busy getting drunk to bother.
In other news, I hate you says:
Anything to forget the pain, Hakado?
HJ says:
He told me he couldn't handle the awesome truths contained in this convo
In other news, I hate you says:
Finally the truth comes out
Davidof/SirHakado says:
No, actually, that'd be lies.
In other news, I hate you says:
...like he did
Davidof/SirHakado says:
HJ zegt:
You ignore it because you cannot counter the awesome truths contained in it
Davidof/SirHakado zegt:
Rofl. Keep thinking that


HJ says:
I knew he would
HJ says:
He's so easy to manipulate
Davidof/SirHakado says:
Eh, I'm bored and too lazy to get another beer atm.
Got more nonsense I can laugh at?

HJ says:
Nonsense? I see the beer is already working it's magic
In other news, I hate you says:
Keep your pants on this time
In other news, I hate you says:
nobody wants to see that
Davidof/SirHakado says:
*Takes off his pants*
WHOO!


HJ says:
IT's even smaller than I imagined. No wonder you're forced to rape
In other news, I hate you says:
...How does he manage to satisfy his cousin with that?
HJ says:
Dutchies don't have demands, I suppose.
HJ says:
Even so, this is tragic
In other news, I hate you says:
Like I said, he probably catches
HJ says:
Yeah, it's likely.
Davidof/SirHakado says:
You didnt know? Lol.
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[Kei status set to online 18:49:01]

Dae: *glomps*
Kei: Uh... O_o...
Dae: I don't have to post our convo!
Kei: Oh, that.
Dae: <3
Kei: -_-... Thanks for the last line, by the way.
Dae: No problem. Should I tell them about how you had an erotic and yet still agonizing dream about the Book x Okami you threatened about?
Kei: ...
Dae: Oh come on. You didn't enjoy it. It just happened.

[Kei status set to Busy looking on Google 19:01:13]
Dae: What are you looking for?
Dae: Prons? Lol
Dae: Yaoi prons! XD
Dae: ...
Dae: It's been 30 minutes, Kei, where did you go?
Dae: ... Are you alive?
Dae: Or are you busy and can't type with one hand?

[Kei status set to Finding a Gun 19:55:04]
Dae: ... Why do you need a gun?
Kei: By the way, I have tons of experience having to do many things with one hand, not just type.
Dae: O_o
Kei: Cook, play video games, get through a day of school
Dae: O_O...
Kei: You don't remember when I broke my hand?
Dae: Oh.
Kei: From too much masturbation.
Dae: -_-. Why do you need a gun? </subject changing>
Kei: Oh.

[Kei status set to Found a gun! 20:12:12]
Dae: ... Should I be scared?

[Kei status set to Found Dae's address on the internet! 20:13:09]
Dae: ... You're not serious...

[Kei status set to Searching Internet for cheapest Flight to Italy 20:13:58]
Dae: OMFG WTF D:<

[Kei status set to Searching for Closest airport to 194 Cantazzi, Rome, Italy 20:15:34]
Dae: OMG GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STALKER

[Dae status set to Offline 20:14:40]
Kei: *wins*
Kei: *puts in Win IM's*
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