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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 3 2007, 02:58:54 AM (38 Views) | |
| Private Citizen | Mar 3 2007, 02:58:54 AM Post #1 |
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I tell ya I'm alright now But last week I was in rough shape But I don't get a break with nuthin' I played hide and seek when I was three (no respect, no respect) Why they couldn't even look for me (no respect, no respect) I was an ugly kid I never had fun (no respect, no respect) They put me through a dog showand I won! (no respect, no respect) When I was born I brought no joy (no respect, no respect) My old man said he wanted a boy (no respect, no respect) I was an ugly kid always alone (no respect, no respect) Halloween I had to trick or treat over the phone (no respect, no respect) Friends don't call My phone don't ring I don't get a break with anything! (whatsamatta rodney?) Ah death, where is my sting?! It's just Rappin' Rodney Ain't that your type No, no Rappin' Rodney Get out of sight It's just Rappin' Rodney Make no mistake Or old Rappin' Rodney Can't get a break! I'm getting old it's hard to face (no respect, no respect) Well during sex I lose my place (no respect, no respect) Steak and sex my favorite pair (no respect, no respect) I have 'em both the same way...very rare (no respect, no respect) I know I'm old I could go any minute (no respect, no respect) I got a kidney shaped pool with a stone in it (no respect, no respect) Doctor Vinnie Boombah that's another one (no respect, no respect) I said I wanted to stop aging he gave me a gun (no respect, no respect) I told him I got water on the knee He gave me a sponge and raised his fee (whatsamatter rodney?) Ahhhh, It ain't easy bein' me It's just Rappin' Rodney Ain't that your type No, no Rappin' Rodney Get out of sight It's just Rappin' Rodney Make no mistake Or old Rappin' Rodney Can't get a break! Ah, give me a break Play somethin' from the forties Now what kind of music is this? And how 'bout stardust? Hey what are you doin'? That's not stardust! Listen to this will ya?! I mean where are the flutes? What a band... Hey, don't quit your day jobs! Look at this! The drummer carries the melody Hey tell the bass player I like his instrument Hey boys, keep it goin' Lay it on me I'm in the groove! Nothin' goes right I just can't fight it (no respect, no respect) Well Eastern Airlines thanked me for flying United (no respect, no respect) I got some money what did I do? (no respect, no respect) I bought some quicksand the deal fell through (no respect, no respect) My car broke down I called Triple A (no respect, no respect) They left the car and towed me away (no respect, no respect) I can't take it no more I'm getting too old (no respect, no respect) I called suicide prevention they put me on hold (no respect, no respect) Winter, Summer, Spring, and Fall I'm always up against the wall (whatsamatta rodney?) Ahhh, I don't get no respect at all It's just Rappin' Rodney Ain't that your type No, no Rappin' Rodney Get out of sight It's just Rappin' Rodney Make no mistake Or old Rappin' Rodney Can't get a break! It's getting worse It's caving in The happiness I can't take it no more It's all over Hey, where are my kids? Somebody help me Hey bartender! Hey! Who's that guy with my daughter? Where's my wallet? How do I get out of here? Stop that dancin'! |
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7:12 PM Jul 11