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| Folka Albark | Mar 3 2007, 02:35:56 AM Post #1 |
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Anti-Regression Cannon
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Alright, guys. Sit back because this one's gonna be a doozy. I am addicted to marijuana. I started it in '97. I was young, foolish, carefree. I wanted to try everything and anything. And marijuana lured me in with that. Some guys down at Jenkins' asked me if I wanted some, and I agreed, of course. I mean, what could be bad about a little Mary Jane? So, I tried it, and since I had already begun the mystical voyage of smoking, it didn't bother me. And I was like "man, this shit iz tyte, yo! Hook me up with sum more, mayn." Not in those words of course, but I digress. So I got a baggie of it and I was on my way. I was feelin' pretty good as I crossed the street back to my house. I got up, said "wassup" to my parental unit, and went upstairs. I went into my room, shut the door, turned on some Linkin Park (those guys are da shiyt, btw), and started smokin' my 'juana. I was pretty buzzed, and I noticed I'd finished the baggie. SO I was like "yo, dis shiyt is whack, yo" and I switched to some Tupac. I went under my bed and got out some hypodermic needles I stole from my doctor, and filled them with that wonder drug known as heroin. And tied up my arm and used the heroin just like I'd been doin'. The needle didn't bother me any more. I went back under my bed and got my stash of PCP. You know what I'm talkin' about. So I did some of that, and I said HELL LETS GO GET SUM MARIJUANA, and I left. Said bye to the folks, and shut the door. When I got outside it was night. Or maybe it was day, I can't remember. So I walked back to Jenkins' and the guys were still there. I think they were homeless or something. Anyway, I was like "yo gimme dat mari" and they wuz like "naw man". So I pucnhed one of them and the other shot me. I didn't feel that shit, though, and I pulled out my hunting knife and slit the dude's throat with it. The guy with the gun kept shooiting but his aim was shit and I was all like "you y u up in my grill" and I stabbed himwitht eh knofe he tried to run but I was like fuck that shit and ran after him then i killed his bitch as and the i went home and my folks saw the blood on my shirt and my mom got scared, And said You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it! First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of bel-air livin' like, Hmm this might be alright! Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought Nah forget it, "Yo home to bel air."I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To fill my throne as the Prince of bel air. And that's my story. It's the truth. |
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| Wirtjr | Mar 3 2007, 02:36:38 AM Post #2 |
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Train Conductor to Hell
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You're my drug addicted hero. |
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| BookwormGamer | Mar 3 2007, 02:36:54 AM Post #3 |
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Mr. Dictator of the Universe and BookwormGamer
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I looked at the first few sentences. Then I looked at the law few. >_> |
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| Wight | Mar 3 2007, 02:39:26 AM Post #4 |
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Robin Goodfellow
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The minute I looked at the first sentence, I somehow knew it was going to end with that. |
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| Blade Myrmidon | Mar 3 2007, 02:42:35 AM Post #5 |
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there's never enough time
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<_< |
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| Reikken | Mar 3 2007, 02:43:47 AM Post #6 |
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I started laughing after the first sentence. And then I glanced at the end. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw http://myanimelist.net/profile/Reikken | http://www.last.fm/user/Reikken | |
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| Echo_Djinni | Mar 3 2007, 04:26:31 AM Post #7 |
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I am glad I busy myself with video games and porn, because of that I don't do drugs like most people in my school, and acutally have a chance of living past 40. That's is, if I don't get caught for raping women. I just don't get that same feeling when I'm watching porn. The girls never want to go far enough. So thern I have to silence them or they might talk that is when I am done with them. Then there is my drinking problem, I almost killed a guy because he called me stupid. Isn't life grand? |
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| R2D2 | Mar 3 2007, 04:58:26 PM Post #8 |
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Ctrl+F=Bel air Found. <_< Nagflar is my hero. |
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