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Topic Started: Mar 1 2007, 12:22:30 AM (183 Views)
Timber
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SOMEBODY JUST FLEW THROUGH MY WINDOW! HES BLOODY AND BATTERED AND I THINK HES DEAD! Hang on.... He's moving.... OHH GOD HE'S A ZOMBIE! FUUUUUUUCCCC---

*End message*

[horrible, bloody words]To be continued[/horrible, bloody words]
FUCKIN' PWN!
Where does dark magic come from? Well...you see, when an anima and a light really like eachother...~ Omegaspike
Soma Cruz, The Lv. 3 Prince of Darkness
Martin, the lv. 20 Shinobi RETIRED!
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Mark, the LV. 1 nomal D00D
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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
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“In 20 years time, Zephiel will slaughter you!” Hannah prophesied. “You now owe me 50 gold.” “He what…? Oh, Hell no!” Hector yelled. “He can save his own sorry ass!”~ some guy on G-faqs
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LIES!
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Timber
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{Message two}

I'm typing from a stolen laptop right now. The zombies are after me. I'll explain. I wrote these down, so you would beleive me, so they are mostly in real time.

Phew, that guy who flew through the window tried to kill me! Good thing there was a basball bat in the closet. Poor dude. But... I... I hear moaning. T-there must be more coming. WHat could be going on. I should probably try to find weapons. Where could everyone else be? Oh well, looks like they're gone. The guns are upstairs, there a ton of ammo in the basement. I'll go get the guns now..... Damn! Can't find the key. Guess i'll have to smash it. There! Good. I'll take all I can carry. 12 guage Shotgun... Semi auto... Bulldog .32 special revolver.... Good, ammo up here too! Wha-what was that? on the stairs? Shit! ..... Got 'im. I should preserve ammo though... I'll use the baseball bat for now... Wh-What! Glass breaking! Here comes mo-

*transmission interupted*
FUCKIN' PWN!
Where does dark magic come from? Well...you see, when an anima and a light really like eachother...~ Omegaspike
Soma Cruz, The Lv. 3 Prince of Darkness
Martin, the lv. 20 Shinobi RETIRED!
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^^^Credit to Freespi 2000
Mark, the LV. 1 nomal D00D
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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy

“In 20 years time, Zephiel will slaughter you!” Hannah prophesied. “You now owe me 50 gold.” “He what…? Oh, Hell no!” Hector yelled. “He can save his own sorry ass!”~ some guy on G-faqs
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Timber
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{Signal found- Continuing transmission}

I-I made it through them... Good thing I grabbed the shot gun. I'd say about 50 of them. Good thing they're slow up the stairs. I'd better get out of here. Maybe I can find something better at my neighbors. I can take my quad, its faster. ..... Damn, the garage door is locked! nnngh... Argh! I'll just blow the lock open! ..There,Now I just have to open the door... and ride down the driveway. Woah! More already! They just keep coming... I can outrun the even easier now. I guess I can take their gas too. Lesse... The gun safe has... Nice! Tactical Shotgun, .44 magnum, bolt action sniper... Eh, i'll drop my shotgun and take that one, and the magnum... good, a nice bunch of ammo. Lesse whats in the garage.... Score! This is enough gas to keep me going for awile... Now... where that hoard of.... zombiiiIIIIIIIIIIEEESSSS!!! RUN!

{end of message two}
FUCKIN' PWN!
Where does dark magic come from? Well...you see, when an anima and a light really like eachother...~ Omegaspike
Soma Cruz, The Lv. 3 Prince of Darkness
Martin, the lv. 20 Shinobi RETIRED!
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^^^Credit to Freespi 2000
Mark, the LV. 1 nomal D00D
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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy

“In 20 years time, Zephiel will slaughter you!” Hannah prophesied. “You now owe me 50 gold.” “He what…? Oh, Hell no!” Hector yelled. “He can save his own sorry ass!”~ some guy on G-faqs
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Wuss. Carry it all, like that marine from Doom, or about 98% of all FPS guys.
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Timber
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Random nonsensical stories with (Some) physics FTW!

Er, I mean... AIEEEEEEEE I AM RUNNING FRUM ZOMBIES!
FUCKIN' PWN!
Where does dark magic come from? Well...you see, when an anima and a light really like eachother...~ Omegaspike
Soma Cruz, The Lv. 3 Prince of Darkness
Martin, the lv. 20 Shinobi RETIRED!
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^^^Credit to Freespi 2000
Mark, the LV. 1 nomal D00D
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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy

“In 20 years time, Zephiel will slaughter you!” Hannah prophesied. “You now owe me 50 gold.” “He what…? Oh, Hell no!” Hector yelled. “He can save his own sorry ass!”~ some guy on G-faqs
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rn7
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Does this mean that this is a revival of that one zombie RP you had?
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Timber
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No, it is a story.

ALL MINE! NOT YOURS!
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Where does dark magic come from? Well...you see, when an anima and a light really like eachother...~ Omegaspike
Soma Cruz, The Lv. 3 Prince of Darkness
Martin, the lv. 20 Shinobi RETIRED!
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^^^Credit to Freespi 2000
Mark, the LV. 1 nomal D00D
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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy

“In 20 years time, Zephiel will slaughter you!” Hannah prophesied. “You now owe me 50 gold.” “He what…? Oh, Hell no!” Hector yelled. “He can save his own sorry ass!”~ some guy on G-faqs
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rn7
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ur teh meen
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Timber
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NO, I'M TEH ZOMBIE KILLING MANIAC!
FUCKIN' PWN!
Where does dark magic come from? Well...you see, when an anima and a light really like eachother...~ Omegaspike
Soma Cruz, The Lv. 3 Prince of Darkness
Martin, the lv. 20 Shinobi RETIRED!
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^^^Credit to Freespi 2000
Mark, the LV. 1 nomal D00D
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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy

“In 20 years time, Zephiel will slaughter you!” Hannah prophesied. “You now owe me 50 gold.” “He what…? Oh, Hell no!” Hector yelled. “He can save his own sorry ass!”~ some guy on G-faqs
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rn7
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*awaits next chapter*
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Tomarrow.
FUCKIN' PWN!
Where does dark magic come from? Well...you see, when an anima and a light really like eachother...~ Omegaspike
Soma Cruz, The Lv. 3 Prince of Darkness
Martin, the lv. 20 Shinobi RETIRED!
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^^^Credit to Freespi 2000
Mark, the LV. 1 nomal D00D
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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy

“In 20 years time, Zephiel will slaughter you!” Hannah prophesied. “You now owe me 50 gold.” “He what…? Oh, Hell no!” Hector yelled. “He can save his own sorry ass!”~ some guy on G-faqs
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Timber
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{Message Three}
I think i'll ride into town... see if there are any more survivors. I don't see any cars... Wal-mart's lot is empty... I don't see any more... But where is everybody? I don't even see any zombies. Where could I hide? I could probably go into that house over there. looks like a good place. Low roof... windows onto lower roof... hmm... no windows on the lower floor, how conviniant. I guess i'll barricade up in there. uhh... stuff againt the door... gotta get up on the roof. Good vantage point. hmmmm....
{Transmission inturrupted}
FUCKIN' PWN!
Where does dark magic come from? Well...you see, when an anima and a light really like eachother...~ Omegaspike
Soma Cruz, The Lv. 3 Prince of Darkness
Martin, the lv. 20 Shinobi RETIRED!
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^^^Credit to Freespi 2000
Mark, the LV. 1 nomal D00D
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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy

“In 20 years time, Zephiel will slaughter you!” Hannah prophesied. “You now owe me 50 gold.” “He what…? Oh, Hell no!” Hector yelled. “He can save his own sorry ass!”~ some guy on G-faqs
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This is unrealistic. I refuse to read it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw

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[insert witty comment here]
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Reikken
Mar 1 2007, 09:07 PM
This is unrealistic. I refuse to read it.

You=Dumbass then

Magus!!!
FUCKIN' PWN!
Where does dark magic come from? Well...you see, when an anima and a light really like eachother...~ Omegaspike
Soma Cruz, The Lv. 3 Prince of Darkness
Martin, the lv. 20 Shinobi RETIRED!
Posted Image
^^^Credit to Freespi 2000
Mark, the LV. 1 nomal D00D
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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy

“In 20 years time, Zephiel will slaughter you!” Hannah prophesied. “You now owe me 50 gold.” “He what…? Oh, Hell no!” Hector yelled. “He can save his own sorry ass!”~ some guy on G-faqs
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Timber
Mar 1 2007, 04:59 PM
Reikken
Mar 1 2007, 09:07 PM
This is unrealistic. I refuse to read it.

You=Dumbass then

Magus!!!

lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qDiJkhUMfw

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A BARRICADE?!?! WUSS! GO RAMBO OR JUST DIE ALREADLY, PLS
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{Signal Found Continuing transmission}
FINE MEENY! Look at all those zombies down there... And look at this conviniantly placed machine gun! YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! SUCK MY BALLZ! I'M COING DOWN THERE!!! YAAAHHHHH! 600 Zombies? NO PROBLEM!!! EEEEAAAAT LEEEEAAAAD!!! Oh my! I seem to have found enough high explosive to blow a three mile crater in the middle of the town!? YAY! I'll just jump on my quad.... raide away...................... DETONATE!!!! AHHH! There zombie chunks raining down on me! OHSHIT! CLUNK!

{End of message two- Request chapter=ded}
FUCKIN' PWN!
Where does dark magic come from? Well...you see, when an anima and a light really like eachother...~ Omegaspike
Soma Cruz, The Lv. 3 Prince of Darkness
Martin, the lv. 20 Shinobi RETIRED!
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^^^Credit to Freespi 2000
Mark, the LV. 1 nomal D00D
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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy

“In 20 years time, Zephiel will slaughter you!” Hannah prophesied. “You now owe me 50 gold.” “He what…? Oh, Hell no!” Hector yelled. “He can save his own sorry ass!”~ some guy on G-faqs
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<< >>

*goes and plays Dead Rising*

LOL I KILL PeoplesZ WITH SOOCER BALLS!!!! MY SOCCER BALLS THAT IZ!!!!!
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