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Topic Started: Jan 30 2007, 12:18:13 AM (144 Views)
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25 Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian





1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".



2. You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette,

I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."



3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.



4. You drink Pop, not Soda.



5. You know that a Mickey and a 24 mean:

"Party at the camp, eh!!!"



6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba.

It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.



7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.



8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.



9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.



10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.



11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.



12. You brag to Americans that:

Shania Twain, William Shatner, PAMELA ANDERSON, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians.



13. You know that the CEO of American Airlines is a Canadian!



14. You know what a toque is.



15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.



16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".



17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,

but requires 6 pages for hockey.



18. You know that the four seasons mean:

Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.



19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.



20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.



21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".



22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.



23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.



24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary,

and is more polite than, "Huh?"



25. You actually understand these jokes


I= all cept 10 and 12
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I get them all.

Because I am Canadian, fuckers.

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suck it!I are in saskatchewan!!
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Eh?
Farewell.
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It seems like me.
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Being Canadian rocks, and I got all of those.
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I don't get #25 though ;_;
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:Pirate:

I hope that clears things up.
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