Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
WELCOME TO LEEDS UNITED CENTRE
Welcome to Leeds United Centre. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Another scum one
Topic Started: Aug 9 2006, 01:15 AM (58 Views)
geg124
Member Avatar
Owner aka D BOSS!!
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
A van driver used to amuse himself by scaring the shit out of every manchester united fan he saw strutting down the road in his red and white uniform. He would swerve as if to hit them, and at the last minute, swerve back onto the road. One day as he was driving along the road, he saw a priest hitch-hiking. He thought he would do his good deed for the day and offer the priest a lift. "Where are you going, Father?" he asked.
"I'm going to say Mass at St Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road," came the reply.
"No problem," said the driver, "Jump in and I'll give you a lift."
The happy priest climbed into the van and they set off down the road. Suddenly the driver caught site of a united fan on the pavement, and instinctively swerved as if to hit him, but just in time, remembering the priest in his van, swerved back to the road again, narrowly missing the cunt. Although he was certain that he didn't hit him, however, he still heard a loud "Thud". Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, and, seeing nothing, said to the priest, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that man u Supporter walking down the road there."
"That's okay," replied the priest, "I got the fucker with the door!!"
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
the shadow
Member Avatar
Ownership of club
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
Join the millions that use us for their forum communities. Create your own forum today.
« Previous Topic · General chat · Next Topic »
Add Reply