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Guys; Pros and Cons
Topic Started: Jun 7 2007, 07:05 PM (108 Views)
Arcane
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Reasons it's great to be a guy:

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

- Movie nudity is virtually always female.

- A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

- You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

- You can open all your own jars.

- Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

- Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

- You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

- Your last name stays put.

- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

- Chocolate is just another snack.

- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

- You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.

- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

- You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.

- Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.

- With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

- The remote control is yours and yours alone.

- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

- You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."


Things that suck about being a guy:

- The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.

- External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.

- Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry.

- You have to wear ties.

- You can't flirt your way out of a jam.

- "Women and children first."
Cassiel: The key is this: simplicity is the enemy of complication, not the enemy of complexity.
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Seth E Cross
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>XD There are some reasons why girls have it good, too, ya know >P

First one off the top of my head:

Multiple orgasms. All you need in life >R)
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Krys A Night
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One of the reasons why girls have it bad, the first thing off of the top of my head: you bleed for a week once a month

With guys, the clothes are also more comfortable and less skin tight.
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Seth E Cross
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Women don't have to wear skin-tight clothing. Just... Most of them do.

Skanks O.o

Then again... I don't think I typically bother to argue about it >XD
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