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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 7 2007, 06:47 PM (144 Views) | |
| Arcane | Jun 7 2007, 06:47 PM Post #1 |
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The Immortal
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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity I was born intelligent - education ruined me Practice makes perfect But nobody's perfect so why practice? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? Money is not everything There's Mastercard & Visa One should love animals They are so tasty Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So why learn A bus station is where a bus stops A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station what more can I say |
| Cassiel: The key is this: simplicity is the enemy of complication, not the enemy of complexity. | |
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| Seth E Cross | Jun 11 2007, 07:45 AM Post #2 |
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[Revelation] Administrator
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>XD ROFL, you post the weirdest (yet, in this case, funniest) crap on this entire forum, dude >P |
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August 6th, 2007 Everything. Changes. Goth's High | |
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| kc102 | Jun 11 2007, 11:12 AM Post #3 |
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^Look! A magical red X!
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o.O Funny Rofl Weird as Seth said but funny cept I didn't like the animal one I'm a vegetarian. |
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| Arcane | Jun 11 2007, 06:44 PM Post #4 |
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The Immortal
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Heh, thanks Seth. I got a couple more I think that I haven't posted. Most of these are from my forum. ^_^ |
| Cassiel: The key is this: simplicity is the enemy of complication, not the enemy of complexity. | |
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| Krys A Night | Jun 12 2007, 02:08 PM Post #5 |
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Gothic Writer of the Night
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>XD Those are great. |
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My Inner Kitten says bite me The night rules me with an iron fist, the daylight hours are filled with broken dreams and shattered hearts. My mind no longer notes the difference, the daylight hours are long, and the nights longer. Will I ever be set free? | |
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| Seth E Cross | Jun 28 2007, 12:15 AM Post #6 |
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Oh, one of your quotes I have a variation for: Behind every successful man, there's a woman rolling her eyes. |
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August 6th, 2007 Everything. Changes. Goth's High | |
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