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Lessons in Logic; The occasional amusing forwarded mail...
Topic Started: Jun 7 2007, 06:47 PM (144 Views)
Arcane
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The Immortal
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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity


I was born intelligent -
education ruined me


Practice makes perfect
But nobody's perfect
so why practice?


If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?


Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak


How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


Money is not everything
There's Mastercard & Visa


One should love animals
They are so tasty


Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two


Every man should marry
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life


The wise never marry
and when they marry they become otherwise


Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives


Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today


"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep


There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning


"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk


"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours


God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends


The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So why learn


A bus station is where a bus stops
A train station is where a train stops
On my desk, I have a work station
what more can I say
Cassiel: The key is this: simplicity is the enemy of complication, not the enemy of complexity.
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Seth E Cross
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>XD ROFL, you post the weirdest (yet, in this case, funniest) crap on this entire forum, dude >P
August 6th, 2007
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Goth's High
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kc102
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^Look! A magical red X!
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Funny Rofl
Weird as Seth said but funny
cept I didn't like the animal one
I'm a vegetarian.
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Arcane
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Heh, thanks Seth. I got a couple more I think that I haven't posted. Most of these are from my forum. ^_^
Cassiel: The key is this: simplicity is the enemy of complication, not the enemy of complexity.
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Krys A Night
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>XD Those are great.
My Inner Kitten says bite me

The night rules me with an iron fist, the daylight hours are filled with broken dreams and shattered hearts. My mind no longer notes the difference, the daylight hours are long, and the nights longer. Will I ever be set free?
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Seth E Cross
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Oh, one of your quotes I have a variation for:

Behind every successful man, there's a woman rolling her eyes.
August 6th, 2007
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