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Political Jokes; lets laugh at politics
Topic Started: Jan 28 2007, 12:37 AM (421 Views)
Marked_Assassin
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This is a thread for jokes about politics, oresidents, or canidates... >XD


Here is one about hillary clinton

HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

in January 2009

Hillary Clinton gets elected President

and is spending her first night in the White House.

She has waited so long.......


The ghost of George Washington appears,

and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"


Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

hillary says "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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Conan
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You know they banned miniskirts from office because of Hilary Clinton?

Yeah, because every time she'd bend over, her balls would pop out.
[size=1]"I'm the Master of Disaster! The King of Chaos! Devourer of Pudding Pops! I'll pull the tag off of any mattress in Greece, man... Don't punk me! I'm DEADPOOL!"[/size]
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Jan 28 2007, 12:54 AM
You know they banned miniskirts from office because of Hilary Clinton?

Yeah, because every time she'd bend over, her balls would pop out.

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BANGABOOSH!

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