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| Prank Calls; Why it's never a good idea | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 1 2007, 04:00 AM (271 Views) | |
| Krys A Night | Jan 1 2007, 04:00 AM Post #1 |
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Gothic Writer of the Night
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Tonight, my friend has been getting quite a few crank calls from someone that he thought was a friend, and it has been getting on my nerves, so after the first call I have been answering them. They have become increasingly rude to me, and have tried, tried to insult me. Their intelligence limits their ability to insult me, and their increasing state of inibreiation. I have planned for what I hope will be their last call of the night. The person doing the cranking goes by the name "Mike Murder". Now, I have been known to become rather violent when I get annoyed, and seeing that this has been going on for the last 4 hours on and off, it's safe to say that I am highly annoyed. Since this morons monokeir is "Mike Murder", I'm going to tell him what is going to happen to him, and all of his little buddies if they continue to call here. I am going to reach into my imagination and tell them the worst death that I could think of that is highly humiliating and extremely painful. If they think that they could just laugh this off, then I will tell him that I have the means to find out pretty much everything about this person, and don't be surprised if he comes home to a pile of dead bodies on his front lawn, and the blackened remains of what his house used to be. A note pinned to the body of his mother might read that this is something that I have done to all of their houses, and I will eventually come back for them. After making them so paranoid that they jump at their own shadows, I will eventually get around to scaring the ever living shit out of them, with photographic evidence that I shall use as blackmail to make sure they never ever bother me or my friends again. It's never a good idea to crank call me, or someone near-by where I can get to their phone faster than they do. What do/did you do when someone prank called your house almost non-stop for four hours? |
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My Inner Kitten says bite me The night rules me with an iron fist, the daylight hours are filled with broken dreams and shattered hearts. My mind no longer notes the difference, the daylight hours are long, and the nights longer. Will I ever be set free? | |
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| FireWarrior | Jan 1 2007, 11:35 AM Post #2 |
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Well, I simply pick the phone up and say "Sneebs." That deters them. Or, I pretend to be a clerk from some offhand store, like a Thai restaurant or Adult World. Then I abuse them while acting like I'm just trying to give service. I think you shouldn't threaten them though, because you know Dubya is listening and will arrest you if you do that. |
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| Krys A Night | Jan 1 2007, 12:27 PM Post #3 |
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Well, considering that these people have actually called enough times for us to go to the police for harrasement, I don't think that really matters, at least not in my book. |
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My Inner Kitten says bite me The night rules me with an iron fist, the daylight hours are filled with broken dreams and shattered hearts. My mind no longer notes the difference, the daylight hours are long, and the nights longer. Will I ever be set free? | |
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| FireWarrior | Jan 1 2007, 02:34 PM Post #4 |
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Since when do the authorities care about harassment? Trust me, it would be better to annoy them. <GENIUS INSPIRATION>Why don't you try to sell them mail-order brides? Or voodoo powder? Or goat blood?</GENIUS INSPIRATION> It's not worth risking getting arrested on these punks. Just make them want to forget that they had ever talked to you. |
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| Krys A Night | Jan 1 2007, 05:06 PM Post #5 |
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I asked them things like: "Have you called searching for your brain? I'm sorry, I haven't seen it, then again, I might have stepped on and not realized it, I thouhgt it was a peanut." "I'm sorry, this "Drew" that you are looking for is busy at the moment, all I have left is the finger I haven't put in the garbage disposal yet. (this was after 3 calls asking for him)." Pretended to be a sex-line operator, had a few people at the party to make moaning noises. "I'm sorry, but I cannpt ressurect your friend without the $1,000.00 down." But after the third time of waking me up when I was almost asleep made me want to take their heads off. I just wanted them to stop calling. |
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| FireWarrior | Jan 1 2007, 05:57 PM Post #6 |
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Ok. Here's what you do--- Disconnect the phone! Yay! |
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| Krys A Night | Jan 1 2007, 06:29 PM Post #7 |
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They stopped calling after I told them to take their heads out of their asses, and sober up before they even think about dialing the damn phone again. And it's hard to disconnect a cell phone. |
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My Inner Kitten says bite me The night rules me with an iron fist, the daylight hours are filled with broken dreams and shattered hearts. My mind no longer notes the difference, the daylight hours are long, and the nights longer. Will I ever be set free? | |
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| Seth E Cross | Jan 1 2007, 06:31 PM Post #8 |
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Those you can turn off >:) |
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August 6th, 2007 Everything. Changes. Goth's High | |
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| Krys A Night | Jan 1 2007, 06:36 PM Post #9 |
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I know. But the persons who's phone that they were calling never shuts it off, so he left it up to me to dicourage them from calling again. |
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| Seth E Cross | Jan 1 2007, 06:37 PM Post #10 |
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He left it up to you: Thus, he gave you full permission to turn off his phone >:) Problem solved >XD |
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| FireWarrior | Jan 2 2007, 12:14 PM Post #11 |
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In conclusion, I think we can all agree that close proximity in neighborhoods has encouraged homogenizing of the gene pool; meaning, there's too many hicks. |
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| smith_s9 | Jan 2 2007, 03:10 PM Post #12 |
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[Off-topic]@FireWarrior. WTH is that in your sig? The only wrong stuff is my ISP >XD[/Off-topic] |
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| FireWarrior | Jan 2 2007, 08:01 PM Post #13 |
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[ot]Well, I got it from a site I stumbled upon, but it gets stuff wrong sometimes. It shows my ISP right, but my IP wrong.[/ot] |
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| Seth E Cross | Jan 4 2007, 10:51 AM Post #14 |
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To be honest, I don't see what the big deal is with prank calls. On one side, if you're in the right mood for it, all ya do is play them right back. Make fun of them like what they're trying to do to you. It's all fun and games, then. If you're in the wrong mindset, you either stop picking up the phone, block their number or turn the phone off. Or, shit, go the extra mile and call the police and file a harassment charge SEE HOW FUNNY THEY'LL THINK THAT IS!
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