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| The "Zinger" Thread!; All One-Liner's Go Here! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 28 2006, 10:32 PM (183 Views) | |
| Seth E Cross | Dec 28 2006, 10:32 PM Post #1 |
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[Revelation] Administrator
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To keep the Toy Chest from filling up with a bunch of threads and only have the original post containing a single or a collection of one-liner punchlines, this thread is for one-liners! Well, lemme kick us off! Q: Two blondes walk into a bar. A: You'd think one of them would have seen it! Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and Santa Claus? A: Santa Claus might actually exist! Q: What's the first thing Bill Clinton says to his wife in the morning? A: I'll be home in fifteen minutes. Keep 'em comin', folks... Keep 'em comin'! |
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August 6th, 2007 Everything. Changes. Goth's High | |
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| Pineapple | Jan 5 2007, 12:03 AM Post #2 |
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I do know...
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My friends tell me so many blode jokes, so sorry blondes. ------------------------ How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her this joke! Why cant you tell blondes knock knock jokes? Because they go answer the door. What's the difference between a blonde guy and a blonde girl? The blonde girl's sperm count is higher How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. |
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| Seth E Cross | Jan 31 2007, 10:41 AM Post #3 |
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can sell him equipment. It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. |
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August 6th, 2007 Everything. Changes. Goth's High | |
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| Hermine | Mar 7 2014, 05:34 PM Post #4 |
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Cultist Goth (I belong)
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