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Why Parents Have Gray Hair; The ending is brilliant.
Topic Started: Dec 6 2006, 05:10 AM (165 Views)
Arcane
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Just a reminder........

Why Parents Have Gray Hair

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
Cassiel: The key is this: simplicity is the enemy of complication, not the enemy of complexity.
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Krys A Night
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>XD that's great
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The night rules me with an iron fist, the daylight hours are filled with broken dreams and shattered hearts. My mind no longer notes the difference, the daylight hours are long, and the nights longer. Will I ever be set free?
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Seth E Cross
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I am so printing that out and leaving it on my counter when I get into college.

Except college students don't really get report cards, do they? Damn...
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Krys A Night
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>XD They do... How else can you flunk out, or get on the Dean's List. You just don't have to show it to your parents.
My Inner Kitten says bite me

The night rules me with an iron fist, the daylight hours are filled with broken dreams and shattered hearts. My mind no longer notes the difference, the daylight hours are long, and the nights longer. Will I ever be set free?
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Seth E Cross
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Eh... That's true.

I'd have to edit the damned letter anyway >XD I have a girlfriend, am not 15 and overall, I kick more ass than the writer of that letter >B-)
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smith_s9
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Lol, I am 15...

Hmm... this gave me a great idea... >XD

j/k
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Shoulda thought of that earlier! lol.
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