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God And Golf; Dun Dun Cha!
Topic Started: Nov 16 2006, 04:00 AM (89 Views)
Seth E Cross
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One day, God said, "It's 5 o'clock and everyone come back tomorrow." He turned to St. Peter and said, "Hey Pete, let's go play a round of golf before I have to sit on the throne to Heaven." St. Peter replied, "Great, where would you like to go?"

God said, "Let's go to the moon, they have low gravity and you can hit the ball a mile there." To which St. Peter replied, "No, its too cold there."

So God said, "Let's go to the sun, they have plenty of light and you never lose your ball."

St. Peter countered with, "It's too hot for my taste God"

So God suggested, "Saturn is great, you get some funky shots off those rings!"

St. Peter said, " That is a long way to go for an afternoon round of golf, but I tell you what Lord, why don't we go to the Earth? It's right under our feet and they build the greatest courses in the most beautiful places on the planet with water hazards and sand traps!"

To which God replied, "No, I don't think so, seems I knocked up this Jewish chick there a couple of thousand years ago and they have never let me live it down!"
August 6th, 2007
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Marked_Assassin
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Thats great...absolutly hillarious
[size=7]Every Bullet in the chamber is another so-called friend to fall[/size]
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Krys A Night
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>XD and God made a mistake
My Inner Kitten says bite me

The night rules me with an iron fist, the daylight hours are filled with broken dreams and shattered hearts. My mind no longer notes the difference, the daylight hours are long, and the nights longer. Will I ever be set free?
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FireWarrior
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Ummm... God didn't have sex with Mary... the angel Gabriel did! Read up on your scripture... :P
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