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"I Want To See Valerie!"; Lawyer jokes XD
Topic Started: Nov 15 2006, 01:49 PM (100 Views)
Seth E Cross
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The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather
dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late
40s or early 50s. "May I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the
madam.

"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.


Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man
that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation,
the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave
them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an
hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding
to see Valerie. Valerie explained that none had ever
come back two nights in a row--too expensive--and
there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie
and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone
was astounded that he had come for the third
consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went
upstairs. After their session, Valerie questioned the
man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a
row. Where are you from?" she asked.

The man replied, "South Carolina."

"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."

"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am
your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your
$3,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that there are three things
in life that are certain:
1. Death.
2. Taxes.
3. Being screwed by a lawyer.
August 6th, 2007
Everything. Changes.
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chatton noir
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ehehhehe i love laywer jokes
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Thats funny, first time i reading it even though its been up there for a little but, but very funny
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