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Words Of Confucious; Confucius say...
Topic Started: Nov 12 2006, 05:00 PM (104 Views)
Seth E Cross
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Confucius say...It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!

Confucius say...Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Confucius say...Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Confucius say...Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Confucius say...Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Confucius say...Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Confucius say...Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Confucius say...Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Confucius say...Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.

Confucius say...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius say... He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.

Confucius say... Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Confucius say... He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say... Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucius say... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

Confucius say... Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

Confucius say... Man who puts dick in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
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Marked_Assassin
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Those are pretty funny... >XD
[size=7]Every Bullet in the chamber is another so-called friend to fall[/size]
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Krys A Night
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>XD those are hilarious

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The night rules me with an iron fist, the daylight hours are filled with broken dreams and shattered hearts. My mind no longer notes the difference, the daylight hours are long, and the nights longer. Will I ever be set free?
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