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Which Woman's Married?; Clever little bastard!
Topic Started: Nov 6 2006, 09:47 AM (138 Views)
Seth E Cross
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A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?"

"None!" says the little boy, after thinking for a moment.

"None, how do you figure that?" The teacher askes.

"If I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence," the little boy replies confidently.

"Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!" the teacher says.

"Teacher, let me ask you a question," the boy starts. "There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"

The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone."

To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"
August 6th, 2007
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Marked_Assassin
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>XD lol thats great...very very funny it amusses me >P
[size=7]Every Bullet in the chamber is another so-called friend to fall[/size]
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Arcane
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Cassiel: The key is this: simplicity is the enemy of complication, not the enemy of complexity.
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Rofl, nice one! >XD
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Krys A Night
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>XD Nice one
My Inner Kitten says bite me

The night rules me with an iron fist, the daylight hours are filled with broken dreams and shattered hearts. My mind no longer notes the difference, the daylight hours are long, and the nights longer. Will I ever be set free?
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ya can't beat the classics
Never sell your soul... God never purchases & the Devil never keeps his faith
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roflmao. ROFL MAO!! OMG Mao Zedong!!
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