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A Really Bad Day
Topic Started: Oct 30 2006, 11:34 PM (104 Views)
Conan
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The one and only...OK maybe not
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
[size=1]"I'm the Master of Disaster! The King of Chaos! Devourer of Pudding Pops! I'll pull the tag off of any mattress in Greece, man... Don't punk me! I'm DEADPOOL!"[/size]
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Arcane
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Lol. I think I've heard this somewhere before. >XD
Cassiel: The key is this: simplicity is the enemy of complication, not the enemy of complexity.
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Marked_Assassin
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thats pretty funny...it would suck to be that guy, but still funny
[size=7]Every Bullet in the chamber is another so-called friend to fall[/size]
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Phoenix
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I'm surprised that the trucker-biker dude whoever he was, didn't die by the end of the suicidal dudes explanation
I take comfort in the presence of others like me; others like me that are the fierce, burning specks of self in this massive, shapeless void that we call society
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chatton noir
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hahahahahah these jokes are making my day
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