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Glad To Be Drunk
Topic Started: Oct 30 2006, 11:01 PM (116 Views)
Conan
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The one and only...OK maybe not
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."


Rofl. >B-)
[size=1]"I'm the Master of Disaster! The King of Chaos! Devourer of Pudding Pops! I'll pull the tag off of any mattress in Greece, man... Don't punk me! I'm DEADPOOL!"[/size]
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Marked_Assassin
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Shadowed Killer
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Thats great...very very funny. >XD
[size=7]Every Bullet in the chamber is another so-called friend to fall[/size]
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Phoenix
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The Lone Dark Soul
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I'd think i was crippled too, dammit
I take comfort in the presence of others like me; others like me that are the fierce, burning specks of self in this massive, shapeless void that we call society
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chatton noir
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lol thats awesome i love it!!
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