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Where Not To Ask For A Divorce; Damn, this is good!
Topic Started: Oct 29 2006, 10:25 PM (204 Views)
Seth E Cross
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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.

The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.

"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
And she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60.

"I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete wall.

This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says.

"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles.

"The airbag."


Damn, women are crafty! ^^
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Yes the are...very funny though
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Never piss off the woman driving the car
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Krys A Night
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Never piss off women in general, ya never know what they're gonna do.

And he wouldn't get everything anyway, he was the one who was cheating, she would really get a lot more than he would.
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yea...but he died, so she got everything anyway. Smart bitch though...
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Seth E Cross
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The woman never put up a fight. In a divorce, if one side claims everything and the other side doesn't disagree or make it known that they don't agree, then yes, even the cheating side can take it all.

Then again, if one side is dead >XD The other side obviously gets everything!
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Kraven
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I have seen that in a email b4 it really funny dont pisss off your wife, never
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ahhh i love that joke my boyfriend got it once in a chain email & sent it to me saying if we get maried he will never ask for a divorce :P
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