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A Wise-assed Radio; Heh, president jokes!
Topic Started: Oct 29 2006, 10:15 PM (109 Views)
Seth E Cross
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A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle. Two days later, she
took it back to the dealer, complaining that the radio was not working.

"Madam", said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is
completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want
to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!" She drove out,
somewhat amazed and a little confused.

She looked at the radio and said "Nelson." The radio responded,
"Ricky or Willie?" Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the
sounds of "On the road again." The lady was astounded. If she
wanted Beethoven; that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole,
she got it.

Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she pulled
out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a
small sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and
narrowly missed a terrible collision. "Asshole", she muttered.
And, from the radio............

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States...."


Oh, DAMN! >XD The coolest thing about this joke is... It's not a Bush joke!
>=O
As a matter of fact, it does not say WHO the president is >P
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Marked_Assassin
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lol thats great...as for it not saysing who the president its refering to an asshole is it doesn't realy matter half of the presidents of the united states were asshole...just like everyother politician...
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Phoenix
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We reeaallly need a humor forum, for good stuff like this
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>XD Hell yea...that would be awsome. >XD

>P btw, when are you going to post on survival again phoenix? >P
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