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Funny Military Warnings; Heh, some of these are so "Duh!"
Topic Started: Oct 29 2006, 09:46 PM (226 Views)
Seth E Cross
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"Aim towards the Enemy."
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
- U.S. Army

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
- Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
- U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
- Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
- U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
- Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
- Col. David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."
- Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
- Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."
- Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
- Unknown Army Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
- Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
-- U.S.A. Ammo
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Those are funny...and may come in useful. thanks... >XD >XD >XD
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"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
- Unknown Army Recruit


This one would probably be most helpful to you if you do get into the miliary after high school! >XD Wind up washing floors. With your own toothbrush! /(
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yea...but i already knwe not to say anything like that. at any family events if i ain't doin something or makeing it look like i am i get handed something else to do.
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Words to live by, especially if you live in a war zone or something like that
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