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The Jigsaw Puzzle; The Blonde Joke to end all Blonde Jokes
Topic Started: Oct 28 2006, 03:31 AM (69 Views)
Seth E Cross
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can not figure out
how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the
puzzle pieces spread all over the floor.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at
the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says,

"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea,
and then..." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box".


DUN DUN CHA! >XD
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chatton noir
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hehehehhe i'm friends with this really dumb blonde so im going to tell her that joke when i see her next >XD ahahaha so funny.
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Watch her ask you why you're talking about cornflakes instead of jigsaw pieces! >;)
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