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Little Mary; Heh... Religion joke. Kinda.
Topic Started: Oct 27 2006, 12:52 PM (114 Views)
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.


Classic >B-)
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I herad that one from my mom already. She told me and my grandma, and my grandma nearly fell off her chair from laughing so hard
I take comfort in the presence of others like me; others like me that are the fierce, burning specks of self in this massive, shapeless void that we call society
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That's why I added the "Classic >B-)" part on the bottom >P It's an old joke, but sometimes a good joke, old or new, is all ya need to make your day worth dealin' with!

Heh, with all the jokes and videos I find, we might need a Humor or Entertainment forum soon >XD
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I agree
I take comfort in the presence of others like me; others like me that are the fierce, burning specks of self in this massive, shapeless void that we call society
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