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The Medicine Man; Woo for the funny!
Topic Started: Oct 25 2006, 11:59 PM (163 Views)
Seth E Cross
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Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually.
He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.
So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this."
With that said, he throws white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful medicine but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1-2-3-4, and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another year."

Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says,"1-2-3" and suddenly he becomes more aroused than anytime in his life,
just as the medicine man had promised.

His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, "What did you say 1-2-3 for?"


Poor old bastard >XD
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???I don't get it???
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Arcane
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Aha. I didn't get it at first, but now I do.

"What did you say 1, 2, 3, FOR (4)?"
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that deffinently sucks, i was thinking either that or the fact the he just had a really small penis. but either way its sorta funny
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