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Poor Mother-in-law; Heh, gotta love the funny!
Topic Started: Oct 25 2006, 11:05 AM (156 Views)
Seth E Cross
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A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scooted back into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tried to eat the bird.

The wife got into the taxi while the husband went back inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife didn't want the driver to know the house would be empty for the night. She explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon.

"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long, he said as they drove away.. "Stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratchin' me! But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw that bitch into the backyard."
August 6th, 2007
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lol, omg where do u get these. they are always really funny >XD
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