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An Odd Son-in-law; Heh... Funny...
Topic Started: Oct 21 2006, 09:30 PM (153 Views)
Seth E Cross
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AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR,
SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.
OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING
HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.

SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"

THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD,
UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL
EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME
ALONE."

THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ
COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR.
UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER
MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY
AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M
THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS
CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY
AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A
SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN
COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF
ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND
OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A
COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV.
THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING
LIKE CRAZY.

THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?"

THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY
SON-IN-LAW."
August 6th, 2007
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Lol the made me laugh. Where did you find or here that?
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thats funny...
[size=7]Every Bullet in the chamber is another so-called friend to fall[/size]
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Seth E Cross
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I snagged it from the comedy forum over at VampireFreaks.com >:)

What you guys probably don't know is that the staff here has a LOT of connections to news stuff. Krys gets a lot of news from news blog lines and I belong to a lot of forums. Sometimes I'll steal their news or their jokes and re-post them here for us! >P

That "Madden '07" thing a post or two down is from SRF.com! >XD
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