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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 25 2006, 10:04 PM (405 Views) | |
| Marked_Assassin | Jul 25 2006, 10:04 PM Post #1 |
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| Seth E Cross | Jul 28 2006, 06:49 PM Post #2 |
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[Revelation] Administrator
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Paul Mitchell, 29, was walking home from a friend's Halloween party earlier this year when he found himself next to his neighbor's pumpkin field. He had always joked in his mind about how the inside of pumpkins are soft, mushy, and warm (in Texas). So he took out his knife, cut a hole in his choice pumpkin, and began fucking it. An officer of the City Police Dept. saw Mitchell and stopped to see what was going on. "I expected Mitchell to be urinating in the field and possibly be intoxicated," said the Officer. Mitchell didn't hear or see the Officer as she approached due to his newfound hobby. She shined her flashlight on Paul and said, "Sir do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?" Mitchell replied almost instantly, "Is it midnight already?" |
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| Marked_Assassin | Jul 28 2006, 06:51 PM Post #3 |
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i don't get it.... |
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| Seth E Cross | Jul 28 2006, 06:51 PM Post #4 |
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Think Cinderella... What happened to all of her fairy god-mother's magic at midnight? |
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| Marked_Assassin | Jul 28 2006, 06:54 PM Post #5 |
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i see...was he fucking around wit the cop or was he just that drunk? |
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| Seth E Cross | Jul 28 2006, 06:56 PM Post #6 |
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*Shrug* I think he was just being a wise-ass
If he was that drunk, I'm sure the pumpkin was just, like... The first thing on his list, or whatever
Not something I really want to think about.
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| Marked_Assassin | Jul 28 2006, 06:57 PM Post #7 |
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yea, thats true... thats not an entirely pleseant thought |
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| Krys A Night | Jul 28 2006, 08:09 PM Post #8 |
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I feel sorry for the damn pumpkin |
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My Inner Kitten says bite me The night rules me with an iron fist, the daylight hours are filled with broken dreams and shattered hearts. My mind no longer notes the difference, the daylight hours are long, and the nights longer. Will I ever be set free? | |
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| Kraven | Jul 31 2006, 10:55 PM Post #9 |
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hmm... i like pie A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" |
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| Marked_Assassin | Aug 1 2006, 07:58 AM Post #10 |
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thats funny
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| Seth E Cross | Aug 2 2006, 11:53 PM Post #11 |
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The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision: 1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats. 2. The medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats. 3. No matter how hard you try, there are some things that rats won't do. |
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| Kraven | Aug 3 2006, 11:32 PM Post #12 |
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class." |
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| knuckles | Aug 28 2006, 11:11 PM Post #13 |
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The Engineer and the Frog An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want!" Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want!" The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!" |
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| knuckles | Sep 1 2006, 10:27 AM Post #14 |
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just for alll you guys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8mXPtCZDd0 |
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| Krys A Night | Sep 1 2006, 10:10 PM Post #15 |
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Knuckles, for those of us not registered to use that, we can't see it. And since when are you 18 or up? |
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My Inner Kitten says bite me The night rules me with an iron fist, the daylight hours are filled with broken dreams and shattered hearts. My mind no longer notes the difference, the daylight hours are long, and the nights longer. Will I ever be set free? | |
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| knuckles | Sep 2 2006, 02:41 PM Post #16 |
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My bad its just a video of juggernaut and some black dude saying over and over through a story" im the juggernaut bitch" I was 18 since my parents lied to me and told me i was 2 years older then i thought. Sad yeah it is |
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| Marked_Assassin | Sep 10 2006, 09:09 PM Post #17 |
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George bush is having a meeting witht he members of his cabinet, they are descusing the war in irag. one of his cabinet members say "We lost seven brazilian soldiers today" George bush hangs his head and says "that is very very sad...How many is a brazilian again?" |
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| Conan | Sep 11 2006, 12:03 AM Post #18 |
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I'm not a bush hater, but that gave me a really good laugh. Very nice. Ahahahahaha |
| [size=1]"I'm the Master of Disaster! The King of Chaos! Devourer of Pudding Pops! I'll pull the tag off of any mattress in Greece, man... Don't punk me! I'm DEADPOOL!"[/size] | |
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| Seth E Cross | Sep 11 2006, 11:28 AM Post #19 |
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Wasn't Bush from Texas? >R) |
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| Marked_Assassin | Sep 12 2006, 05:01 PM Post #20 |
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Reading this i felt i should be in the middle of some sort of moral dilema, but after about 2 seconds i just sorta killed my conscence(Again) and laughed my ass off...
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If he was that drunk, I'm sure the pumpkin was just, like... The first thing on his list, or whatever
Not something I really want to think about.


2:32 PM Jul 11