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| Yoshio Raptordarkness | Mar 23 2007, 03:21 AM Post #1 |
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ISLE DELFINO ADVENTURES Starring LuigiFan AmyRose67 Doshi Boswer von Koopa Yoshio Raptordarkness -Created by Yoshio Raptordarkness- EPISODE 01: Flame In the world known as the World Wide Web, there was land. This land was known as Isle Delfino, and it’s main goal was for users to discuss the Mario Series. There were rules, yes, but not everyone wanted to follow them. Let me tell you about a time when a group of users did something permanent-ban worthy. In the local Off-Topic Zone… Marionewb5: Hi! This is my second post here. I’ve got a question. How do you unlock Luigi in Super Mario 64? Marionewb5 is faced with many disappointed facial expressions. Suddeny, Marionewb5 was punched to the ground. The attacker was an odd user with silver clothes. This was a person none of the newbs seemed to like, but he hadn’t done anything ban worthy yet. His name was Silver Villain 01. His friends, Dude, Lollerskates, WrathofTrouble and Silver’s #1 Fan stood behind him, laughing at the poor, helpless new user. Silver Villain 01: Haven’t you learned yet? He’s not in the game. You must be properly punished for such… stupidity! His friends snicker behind him as Silver Villain 01 sent fire balls towards the helpless user. We shall refer to this attack as “flaming”. Oddly, anyone can do it. Marionewb5 looked as if he were about to cry. Marionewb5: I’m sorry! I just bought the game on Ebay. I’ve never played it before. Silver Villain 01: Well, now you’ll know not to ask stupid questions again. Anyone else want to see another flame? His friends nodded. Silver Villain 01 looked around to see if anyone watching, then, he punched, kicked and flamed Marionewb5. Marionewb5 began to cry. Silver Villain 01: Little boy is crying. No one cries while I’m around! Silver Villain 01 was about to bash Marionewb5, but in front of him, he saw two users. They were administrators. LuigiFan: Silver Villain 01, this is the 2nd time we’ve warned you for harassing users. If I catch you doing it again, you will be banned. LuigiFan, and the other admin, Yoshio, were holding odd little “Admin Guns”. The admin guns had a variety of buttons and triggers. One of them allowed the admin to send a beam of ban-ness towards a user. Silver Villain 01, seeing this, backed off. Silver Villain 01: Right, then, I’ll be off then. You won’t be catching me doing this again! LuigiFan: Good. I want you to leave the Off-Topic Zone, now. Silver Villain 01: Sure. Let’s go, guys. Silver Villain 01 and his friends ran out of the Off-Topic Zone. Yoshio helped Marionewb5 up. Yoshio: Take this Medical Device. You will recover in a matter of minutes. Live long and prosper. Marionewb5: Than--wait, what? Yoshio: Beat it. Marionewb5: Okay! The user quickly dashed out of the Off-Topic Zone. Yoshio: People like Silver Villain sicken me. Can’t we just ban him? LuigiFan: We can when he does something else that’s wrong. I feel that may be soon. Let’s return to the Admin Base. The inspection is complete. The two administrators left the Off-Topic Zone. Meanwhile, in some other section of Isle Delfino, Silver Villain 01 and his friends were using Personal Message Devices, referred to as “PMD’s” to privately chat. Silver Villain 01: (PM Message) I’m getting sick of that admin, LuigiFan. WrathofTrouble: (PM Message) Me too. I say it’s time to make our attack. Silver Villain 01: (PM Message) So, anyone else want to do it? Dude: (PM Message) Yes. Totally. Silver’s #1 Fan: (PM Message) Yeah. Lollerskates: (PM Message) I’m not sure. This isn’t exactly safe. Silver Villain 01: (PM Message) So what? So, are you in, Lollerskates? Lollerskates: (PM Message) I guess. Silver Villain 01: (PM Message) Good. We’ll wait a few hours, so we can get ready. At the Administrator Base, on a balcony on the right side, LuigiFan and Yoshio were talking. Yoshio: I’m not sure this is very… well, wise. LuigiFan: Trust me, nothing could go wrong with me leaving. Yoshio: No, that’s not it, it’s what your about to go do for several hours. LuigiFan: Ah, that. You must learn to get used to these flying vehicles, Yoshio. A large doomship flew up next to the balcony. There were 3 metal wings on each side. These wings had engines in them, which is what allowed the ship to move and fly. In fact, the wings didn’t even move. On the side of the doomship, words could be seen. They were “Koopa von Doomship!!” A picture of Boswer could be seen next to the letters. LuigiFan hopped onto the Koopa von Doomship. LuigiFan: See you later. The Koopa von Doomship flew away from the balcony, far away from the Admin Base. Yoshio: This will last approximately 5 minutes. In case it doesn’t, I’ll just leave. Yoshio entered the Admin Base. On top of the Koopa von Doomship, LuigiFan, and a moderator, Boswer von Koopa, were talking. Boswer: It’s never too late to turn back, you know. LuigiFan: Boswer, if something happens to you, and we need this, I need to learn how to fly it. Boswer: Hm? It sounds like something Yoshio should be learning. LuigiFan: He refuses to pilot a Doomship. Boswer: That’s his loss. Anyways, don’t say I didn’t warn you. So, ready to begin Doomship Lessons 101? LuigiFan: Yes. Boswer: Okay, start by taking control of the wheel. Elsewhere, at the only public section of the Admin Base, Yoshio is sitting in front of a computer, doing extremely boring maintenance work. AmyRose67 is near by, sitting in front of a desk, signing and organizing papers. It’s a very, very boring job. Yoshio: Will this ever end? Suddenly, a user appears. It’s Silver’s #1 Fan and appears to be insane. Silver’s #1 Fan: MIIIINEEE… Yoshio: What the? Silver’s #1 Fan: Dangerous…miiinee…in the… Silver’s #1 Fan approaches AmyRose67. Silver’s #1 Fan: It must be stopped! KILL11111 Yoshio: That’s just one of those Silver Villain Followers. He’s an idiot. AmyRose67: I’ve had it with you Silver Villain freaks. Silver’s #1 Fan: IM SEEERIOUSS…blood…cough…death its in the… introductionplace…we ourrrr existence has ENJDED! AmyRose67 quickly takes and Admin Gun and shoots a permanent-ban beam at the user. The purplish light hits Silver’s #1 Fan, causing his body to disappear with it, in other words, “banning” him. AmyRose67: I wonder what he was taking. Yoshio: I don’t know. But the mine… there COULD be deadly mines in Isle Delfino. AmyRose67: Don’t believe what that idiot said. He was insane. Yoshio: That may be true, but I’m going to the Intros section, just to be sure. AmyRsoe67: Well, I’m staying here so I can get this annoying paperwork finished. And the Intro Section is huge, I don’t know how you’re going to find it without help. Yoshio: I’ll have help. I know just who to get. Meanwhile, the Koopa von Doomship was flying around Isle Delfino. It scraped across many walls, and was nearly destroyed as it crashed into a topic. Boswer: Just…just go back! LuigiFan: Don’t tell me I’m bad at it. Boswer: Are you kidding? You’re TERRIBLE at it. No offense. LuigiFan: None taken. Can I at least fly it back to the Admin Base. Boswer: Sure, just as long as you don’t crash into any more topics… Elsewhere, in an odd little cave, a black Yoshi with a funny hat sat in his chair. In front of him, there was a table with a crystal ball on it. A user entered the room. Doshi: You have come to see your future? Yoshio enters the cave. Yoshio: He’s a fake, don’t let him con you out of your IDMoney. The user slowly backed out of the cave. Yoshio pushed the crystal ball off of the table. It fell to the floor and shattered. Doshi: What was that for? Yoshio pulled off Doshi’s odd hat and threw it outside. Doshi: Hey, what the heck is your problem? Yoshio: You’re a mod, and I need help. A crazy user who got permanently banned talked about a mine in the Intro Section, and we both know how big that place is. Doshi: Three things: First, if he’s crazy, why bother? Second, how could a mine be a threat on a forum? Third, why can’t you just unban him? Yoshio: Not all crazy people lie. Mines can be dangerous, even on a forum. Unbanning a perma’d user isn’t very easy. Doshi: Well said. And what do you want with me? Yoshio: You’re going to help me find the mine, if it exists. Doshi: What do I get? Yoshio: You keep your status as a mod? …just kidding. I will give you… um. 100 IDBars? Doshi: Not enough. Yoshio: 200. Doshi: Okay. Let’s go find your invisible mine. Har har. Get it? Yoshio had an annoyed look on his face. Yoshio: Yes. Meanwhile, back at the Admin Base. Dude: Aw, man dude. There’s still an admin there. Silver Villain 01: Not to worry. This will help us, in case we need to go through any password-based doors. Wrath, while we distract her, go a take her Admin Gun. WrathofTrouble: Righto! Silver Villain 01, Dude and Lollerskates enter the room. Lollerskates: It’s never too late to turn back, you know. Silver Villain 01: AHEM! Administrator! There is a problem? AmyRose67: You better have a good reason to be wasting my time. Silver Villain 01: Marionewb5 is asking people “Where’s the bathroom”? Silver Villain 01, Dude and Lollerskates snicker. AmyRose67: You know what, I’ve had it with you-- But AmyRose67 stopped, as she saw WrathofTrouble take her Admin Gun. Dude: Like totally good work, Wrathy! WrathofTrouble: It’s WrathofTrouble or Wrath. NOT WRATHY! WrathofTrouble gives Silver Villain 01 the Admin Gun. Silver Villain 01: Our first prisoner is an admin. Priceless. AmyRose67: Ugh. I’m an Admin, but some stupid Admin Gun can ban me? I’m going to kill the creators of InvisionFree. Silver Villain 01: Now, you will nicely hand over your belongings, or I will be forced to use this. Meanwhile, in the Intro Section Yoshio and Doshi are using tracers to search for the mine. Doshi: I found it. Yoshio: Good work, Doshi. Now, keep your distance. This might go off. Luckily, no one else is around, so we’re the only ones in danger. Doshi: Shouldn’t we put up a “Do Not Enter” sign, then? Yoshio: No, because we’re not even sure if this is real. Doshi: There’s only one way to find out. Doshi takes out a staff and approaches the mine. Yoshio: Wait, Doshi, don’t! Doshi pokes the mine. Meanwhile, the Doomship is flying safely above the Debate Board. LuigiFan and Boswer see a large explosion in the distance. Boswer: What the… what was that? LuigiFan: It was above the Introductions Section. Let’s go check it out. LuigiFan flies the Doomship near the Introductions Section. Boswer: You’re getting better. LuigiFan: Thanks. The Doomship flies above the Intro Section. Yoshio and Doshi can be seen standing several yards away from a large crater. LuigiFan flies the doomship down. LuigiFan: What happened? Yoshio: Doshi’s lucky I had a link we could use. Doshi: It sure was fun poking that mine, though. LuigiFan: Mine? What happened? Yoshio: One of those Silver Villain gang members came to the public section of the Admin Base and told us there was a mine. He was a little… insane, though, so he was perma’d and could not be asked any further questions. Boswer: Oh no. LuigiFan: What? Boswer: I bet those no-good Silver Villain people were trying to… do some kind of trick. Doshi: Of course. A mine is a good way to distract the important admins. Yoshio: Amy was still at the Admin Base, though, so there shouldn’t be any problems. Boswer: Unless they tricked her too. The four paused for a moment. LuigiFan: Come on, let’s go to the Admin Base! Yoshio and Doshi hop onto the Koopa von Doomship. LuigiFan flies it back towards the Admin Base, nearly hitting a tree. LuigiFan: That was close. The Koopa von Doomship eventually reaches the balcony on the side of the Admin Base. LuigiFan: Boswer you stay here. Doshi, Yoshio you two come with me. LuigiFan, Doshi and Yoshio hop off of the doomship and enter the Admin Base. They quietly progress down a hall. Yoshio: I suggest we go to the “Throne Room” first. LuigiFan: Good idea. As they approach the entrance to the Throne Room, they are disappointed to find Lollerskates standing there. LuigiFan: Block our way, will you? Doshi: As long as you’re an Admin, you can still ban him, can’t you? Lollerskates: Wait, I can help you. You need a password to the Throne Room, yes? LuigiFan: Yes. Lollerskates: It’s been changed. You’ll need me to get in there. Yoshio: And how can we trust you? Lollerskates: Because, this whole thing was lame to begin with. If you ban me, then in a matter of minutes, Silver Villain 01 will de-Admin and de-Mod you all. He hasn’t figured out how it works yet, but he will soon. LuigiFan: He can’t ban the Root Admin, though. Lollerskates: Or can he? Still, you will still be trapped outside of here. LuigiFan: Okay, then. Help us. But any funny business and you will be banned. Lollerskates: No funny business, I promise. Okay, the password is ChocolateCherry77. Doshi: Weird password. Lollerskates types in the password. He opens the door. LuigiFan, Doshi, Yoshio and Lollerskates enter the Throne Room. Silver Villain 01: What the? Did you give them the password? Lollerskates: Yes. It’s time for you to step down, Silver Villain. Silver Villain 01: Traitor! Silver Villain 01 takes an Admin Gun and shoots Lollerskates, permanently banning him. Silver Villain 01: I’ve figured out how to give and take away Admin Guns! Silver Villain 01 pushes a button on the throne, causing LuigiFan’s and Yoshio’s Admin Guns to vanish. A few feet away, WrathofTrouble and Dude can be seen near AmyRose67. Dude is holding an Admin Gun to her head. Yoshio: It is illogical to go to a forum you don’t like. Silver Villain 01: Shut up. LuigiFan: Approaches Silver Villain 01. Silver Villain 01: That’s not wise. Silver Villain 01 shoots a perma-ban beam at LuigiFan. It has no effect. LuigiFan: You can’t ban the Root Admin, remember? Despite this fact, Silver Villain 01 continuously shoots LuigiFan as he approaches. LuigiFan grabs Silver Villain 01’s neck and pushes him to the floor. The two struggle to get the Admin Gun Silver Villain 01 is holding. As Dude and WrathofTrouble watch this, AmyRose67 smacks Dude, knocking him to the floor. Dude: Ouch! AmyRose67 takes his Admin Gun and perma-bans him as WrathofTrouble runs. Yoshio and Doshi attempt to grab him as he escapes, but fails. Yoshio: Get him! Yoshio and Doshi chase after the escaping user. Silver Villain 01: I…shall…not…lose! AmyRose67 aims the Admin Gun at him and shoots him. Silver Villain 01: NOOOOO! Silver Villain 01 screams this as he is permanently banned. LuigiFan: So, 4 down… 1 to go? WrathofTrouble hops onto the doomship. WrathofTrouble: Maybe I can hide somewhere on this. Boswer: Not while I’m here! Boswer takes his Mod Gun and halts his ability to post. In other words, the beam that is shot stuns him. Yoshio and Doshi hop onto the doomship. Doshi: Now, why didn’t I think of doing that? A few moments later, AmyRose67 and LuigiFan hop onto the doomship. WrathofTrouble: What are you going to do to me? LuigiFan aims his Admin Gun at the Silver Villain Follower. LuigiFan: Ban you, of course. LuigiFan fires a ban beam at him. Boswer: Well, this must be our first major adventure, huh? Doshi: Adventure? I wouldn’t consider this much of an adventure. Boswer: That’s because you didn’t do anything! Doshi: I provided much needed jokes and sarcasm. Boswer: Oh yeah? Yoshio: Will you two just stop arguing? LuigiFan: Well, now that this has been taken care of. I shall continue my Doomship Lessons. Boswer: Good idea. Yoshio is given an Admin Gun, and AmyRose67 and Yoshio hop off, and head back to the room where they will continue boring work. Doshi heads back for his Fortune-Telling Cave. None of them knew it, but this would be the first of many adventures. CREDITS Created by Yoshio Posted on Isle Delfino Nintendo - For making Mario games LuigiFan - For creating the Isle Delfino forum To Be Continued! |
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| LuigiFan | Mar 23 2007, 11:51 PM Post #2 |
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The Admin
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OMG Awesome! I am so proud! I presume there'll be a chapter 2 eh? |
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LuigiFan, Luigi's Number 1 Fan STEP DOWN MARIO!!! | |
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| Boswer von Koopa | Apr 5 2007, 10:15 PM Post #3 |
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Senator of Magma Island
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HARHARHAR! That was as akward as the time wart got stuck in the toilet....uhh...I was...actually freindly though...now THATS something to laugh at....CONTINUE! |
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Evil Prince of Lava Island! King er... Ruler of The Three Worlds! I OWNZ JOO! | |
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| AmyRose67 | Apr 12 2007, 12:18 AM Post #4 |
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Co-Admin
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Ok, we have some swwitching issues.... I'm the idiotic Admin who gets captured while LuigiFan gets the Ban-Happy personality? WHATS UP WITH THAT?! |
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| Yoshio Raptordarkness | May 12 2011, 07:36 AM Post #5 |
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traitorous scum
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*Epic music of anticipation* Yoshio Raptordarkness presents: ISLE DELFINO ADVENTURES Starring LuigiFan AmyRose67 Doshi Boswer von Koopa KimahriFan26 Starboysa And Yoshio Raptordarkness -Created by Yoshio Raptordarkness- EPISODE 0X: All Good Things… Oh, hello there. It has been some time, hasn’t it? I expect you are here for another tale in the adventures of the Isle Delfino-ers! Much has changed since we last saw them. It’s been two years since their first adventure in the battle against flamers. First off, they left the land of Isle Delfino! They explored the world, and found a new piece of land, which they named Isle Delfino II. In this new land, they sought not only to discuss the Mario series, but to roleplay it as well. They were joined by two new comrades: KimahriFan26 and Starboysa. LuigiFan mastered the ability of doomship piloting. Doshi left his job of fortune telling and served as a more formal consultant of the group. Boswer began work on a film, Mario & Luigi: Dimensional Chaos. The Isle Delfino-ers thrived in their kingdom. Some were worried, however, as there is a saying: “All good things must come to an end.” And this tale is one in which we will learn if that saying holds true or not. In the Admin Control Panel… LuigiFan: Whoo, our glorious kingdom is complete! Look here Yoshio… Yoshio is playing tic-tac-toe with himself. LuigiFan: Yoshio!! Yoshio: What? LuigiFan: Look at this! Before them is a large, nuclear bomb. LuigiFan: April, that’s this bomb, is our defense against a troll army. We’ve all heard about the troll armies out there building. The Koopa von Doomship just isn’t going to be enough. I understand that this bomb will be controversial, which is why I am entrusting you with this information. Just you and me know about it. Yoshio: Alright. The two start to leave the Admin CP. Yoshio: Wait, the bomb’s name is April? LuigiFan: Well the month’s April and I can’t think of anything more original okay! The two walk through the hallways of the Administrator Base, and out onto the balcony. The two watch as crowds of people enjoy roleplaying and general discussion. LuigiFan: This is paradise, my friend. Yoshio: I wouldn’t quite say that, considering that the troll armies out there could pose a risk. LuigiFan: Well in spite of them, I don’t think anything will go wrong here. Yoshio: What if something does go wrong? Are you prepared to face it? The two are interrupted as a giddy KimahriFan26 skips onto the balcony. KimahriFan26: LuigiFan! LuigiFan! LuigiFan: Oh, hello. KimahriFan26: I had this great new idea for a place in ID, but it might be against the rules, so I need you to sign your name, LuigiFan. KimahriFan26 holds out a piece of paper with a bunch of stuff written on it. Yoshio: Well, let me look over this real quick… KimahriFan26: No! Just sign it already! I can hardly wait. Yoshio: But you said it might be against the rules. KimahrfiFan26: You guys know I would never do something really bad. LuigiFan: Yeah, Kim is right. She wouldn’t do anything really bad. I’ll just sign this… Yoshio: But- LuigiFan signs the paper. KimahriFan26 jumps with joy. KimahriFan26: Will you guys come see the inauguration tonight? LuigiFan: Yes… KimahriFan26: Great! KimahriFan26 runs out excitedly. Yoshio: How did she even get here? You have to be an admin to gain access this far into the Administrator Base. LuigiFan: Oh, I let her have my access code a while back. Yoshio: You did what?? LuigiFan: Don’t worry, she’s cool. Anyway, I’m curious to see what it is she’s making. Yoshio: What have you gotten us into? Later that night, LuigiFan, Yoshio, Boswer, Starboysa, and Doshi are all in the building. KimahriFan26: Welcome to Kim’s Parlor! Lights flash, loud music plays, and half-man half-animal men dance around polls. LuigiFan and Yoshio exchange dismayed looks. KimahriFan26: So, shall I get one of the waiters to serve drinks? LuigiFan: Uh… well, actually, we had plans at Boswer’s Place. Boswer: We did? LuigiFan gives Boswer a look. Boswer: Oh, yeah, we did. KimahriFan26: Boswer… what are you even doing in here? Don’t you see the sign? The sign reads, “Must be 18 or older to enter.” Boswer: Uh, yeah, I was just leaving. Starboysa: Hey, what kind of drinks do you serve here? LuigiFan: Uh… I’m 17. Yoshio: We better go to Boswer’s Place. Boswer: Come on, everyone! Boswer, LuigiFan, and Yoshio began to leave. Starboysa: But… what about the drinks? What flavors do you have? KimahriFan26 looks disappointed. Doshi: Eh, I don’t think it’s such a bad place. Just needs some better janitors, this place looks muddy… KimahriFan26: Well I guess we should go to Boswer’s Place. Doshi: Yeah, his place seems to have all the hype these days. Just a moment… Doshi pulls out some IDMoney and throws it to the dancers. Doshi: Those guys are working their hearts out, they deserve a tip! Come on, Starboysa. At the Mario & Luigi: Dimensional Chaos board, colloquially known as “Boswer’s Place”, there are arcades and pool tables. Boswer does most of his planning on his upcoming film here. Troll13: Hey, you wanna play some cool games, man? Marionewb5: What kind of games? Troll13: Some cool ones man. Marionewb5: Sure! Troll13 gave Marionewb5 a link. Marionewb5 clicked it with his fingers. Marionewb5: Aaaah I’ve got a virus! Troll13: Ha ha ha ha, n00b! The Isle Delfino gang observe the two. Yoshio: I’ll handle this. Yoshio walks over to the two and pulls out his Admin Gun. Troll13: W-wait! Don’t ban me! I… I was just messing around, man! Yoshio: You linked Marionewb to harmful content… that is a bannable offense! Before Yoshio can ban him, however, he is knocked onto the ground. Yoshio: Ow! What the? AmyRose67 stands over Yoshio, holding out her own Admin Gun. Yoshio: Amy! I’m trying to- AmyRose67 fires at Troll13, permanently banning him. Yoshio: I was banning him, Amy! Yoshio pulls himself up. AmyRose67: That’s not your job. I’M the disciplinary admin in Isle Delfino II. It’s my job to ban people. Yoshio: But there’s no need to force an equally-qualified admin to stop just because it’s your job. It’s counterproductive. Besides, you’re never here to deal with these problems! Where did you come from, anyway? AmyRose67: You idiot, do you WANT me to ban you? Yoshio: What? AmyRose67: You’re asking for ban, disrespecting my authority like this. Yoshio: Are you SERIOUS? AmyRose67: No, you idiot, it was an obvious joke. AmyRose67 slapps Yoshio, and then leaves. Yoshio just stands there, dismayed. Boswer: So! Ideas for scenes in my movie! LuigiFan: Well I think you should have a scene where Mario and Luigi summon the power of the elements to defeat the villain. Boswer: That sounds AWESOME. Kim? KimahriFan26: I don’t know, but there should be some handsome beast-men in it! Boswer: Great! And Doshi? Doshi: Uh… yeah. Boswer: Anything to contribute? Doshi: Uh… all I have to say is, good luck! Starboysa: Hey Boswer, I have an idea. Boswer: Sure you don’t have any ideas, Doshi? Doshi: Nope! Heh, I’m saving them for my own works of fiction. Starboysa: My idea is- Boswer: Too bad! Your loss! You won’t get any credit once this is in theaters! Doshi: I can live with that. Starboysa: GUYS- Yoshio: LuigiFan! LuigiFan sighs. LuigiFan: What is it, Yoshio? Yoshio: You need to get Amy under control. I’ve had it with this attitude of hers. LuigiFan: Oh come on, quit being such a crybaby! Yoshio: I’m not… I’m not! If I said any of the things she’s said to me to you, I would never hear the end of it! Besides, she won’t even let me ban people! Why shouldn’t I get to ban people? LuigiFan: Look, I made her the disciplinary admin. My word is final! I’m the root admin, Amy is the disciplinary admin, Boswer is the driver, Doshi is the consultant, and you’re the… There is an awkward silence. Yoshio: I’m the what? LuigiFan: Well I haven’t figured that out yet. Yoshio: Well I’m done here. Yoshio storms out. LuigiFan: So back to what we were doing! Doshi: Now hold up there, LuigiFan. Don’t you see the problem here? LuigiFan: Uh… there’s a problem? Doshi smacks his own forehead. Doshi: Better yet… Doshi smacks LuigiFan’s forehead. LuigiFan: Ow, hey! Doshi: Your two second-in-commands are not getting along, don’t you see a problem there? LuigiFan: Uh… Doshi: Maybe you should help them work their issues out. LuigiFan: Maybe. Okay I’ll do it tomorrow. The next day, in Isle Delfino II Square… LuigiFan: So Yoshio, … Amy… AmyRose67 groans. AmyRose67: Make this quick, I’ve got classes! LuigiFan: I can’t have my two co-admins in a feud. So… work your problems out! LuigiFan leaves. Doshi, observing from afar, rolls his eyes. Doshi: Real smooth, man. Yoshio: Look, maybe… AmyRose67: I’ve got places to be, if you have something to say, send it in a PM. AmyRose67 leaves. Yoshio: Why do I even bother? Yoshio joins his friends at Boswer’s Place. LuigiFan: So did you work things out? Yoshio: Well- LuigiFan: Great! Now we can get back to business. Yoshio: Boswer, Boswer… tell me, is it just me, or is there a problem? Boswer: Don’t ask me, I’m just the driver. Yoshio: Kim… you two haven’t gotten along in the past, right? You and Amy? KimahriFan26: Oh, we just joke around. Maybe you shouldn’t take things so seriously. Yoshio: Shouldn’t take things seriously? How will we ever bring ID to the level of activity we want it to be at if we don’t take things seriously? KimahriFan26: I don’t know, but I have a thought. Yoshio: What is your thought? KimahriFan26: You should consider joining my Parlor. Just wear some fur and you can be one of the dancers. A defiled Yoshio makes a blank expression. Yoshio: No one cares about ID’s problems! Starboysa: I care. Yoshio: Doshi, do you care? Doshi: Yes. Yoshio: Well you’re the only one. Tell me, do I have a legitimate reason to be bothered? Doshi: Well sure, but have you ever considered this from Amy’s perspective? Amy has a life outside of ID, you know. Yoshio: Then why can’t someone who has the time take her job? Doshi: Because LuigiFan says otherwise. Think about it, Amy has the most backbone of anyone here apart from myself. She’s a good asset to the forum. Yoshio: I don’t know, maybe. But what is my purpose here? LuigiFan doesn’t even know what my job here is. He’s too busy writing a script with Boswer for some movie that will never be made. Doshi: Well there are a lot of priorities being the root admin. Just be patient with LuigiFan. Yoshio: Patient? Patient? How can I be patient when Kim is putting 18+ material on the site? Doshi: Be a little more open-minded, man. Kim has creative ideas, even if some of them are a little… unorthodox. Yoshio: Unbelievable! No one agrees with me! Starboysa: I agree with you. Yoshio: NO ONE. Doshi: Well I agree with you, but I think you should look at things from the other side, if you know what I mean. And Starboysa agrees with you. Yoshio: Who the heck is Starboysa? Yoshio leaves. Doshi poked LuigiFan. Doshi: LuigiFan, I think Yoshio has a point. Things do seem to be getting out of hand on ID. LuigiFan sighs. LuigiFan: I know, it’s just that I have so many projects, so much work to do. But I haven’t forgotten about ID. Once I get some of these projects finished this month, I’ll get back to work on ID. We’ll be a proper family again, I promise. Yoshio wanders aimlessly out of Isle Delfino and through the streets and alleys of the World Wide Web. Yoshio: I have no purpose… but I must have a purpose… Yoshio begins to think about new things and ideas. Soon, he thinks of a new plan. He has found a purpose! Elsewhere in the World Wide Web, Silver Villain 01, Lollerskates, WrathOfTrouble, Dude, and Silver’s #1 Fan sit around a fire, eating scraps they have picked up from the roads. Silver Villain 01: We used to have a good life until those Isle Delfino admins banned us. Yoshio suddenly walks up to the group. Silver Villain 01: … You! Silver Villain 01 stands up, grabs Yoshio by the collar and slams him against a wall. The other gang members stand up and look at Yoshio angrily. Silver Villain 01: I ought to nail your head in! Yoshio: That might not be such a good idea if you’re interested in my proposition. Silver Villain 01: Proposition? Silver Villain 01 loosens his grip. Yoshio: But first, I need to know that Lollerskates there won’t turn against you again. Lollerskates holds up his palm, showing a slit on it. Lollerskates: I just betrayed them before because I thought what we were doing was lame at the time. But I’ve sworn a blood oath that I won’t turn on the gang again! Yoshio: Good. I need you all in Isle Delfino. WrathOfTrouble: We were banned from Isle Delfino!! Dude: Yeah dude. Yoshio: You were banned from the old Isle Delfino. You’ve never been banned from the new one. And I can make you rulers of it if you agree to the proposition. Silver Villain 01: What would you have us do? An evil grin appears across Yoshio’s face. Much later that day… Boswer is walking down a street in Isle Delfino, talking to someone through his PMD. Boswer: (PM Message) What do you mean the studio won’t pay for the special effects?? Suddenly, there is large explosion from a near by building which knocks Boswer off of his feet. Boswer: Woah. Near by, Silver Villain 01 and his gang laugh together. Silver Villain 01: It has begun! A montage begins of Isle Delfino reacting to the terrorism and Yoshio recruiting new minions. z00p: Is Isle Delfino really as bad as you say it is? Yoshio: Yes… join me in my conquest, and we can bring peace to the world! People begin to pick up newspapers in Isle Delfino and read about the onslaught of terrorist attacks. AmyRose67: Security camera recordings showed who is behind the attacks. AmyRose67 shows LuigiFan photos taken of Silver Villain 01’s gang. LuigiFan: They’re back! But what do they want? Waver: I always wanted to be a moderator. Yoshio: I’ll make you a moderator! Waver and Yoshio shake hands. Silver Villain 01’s group watches as people in an ID restaurant begin to choke on the poison the gang put in their food. Yoshio laughs evilly. End of montage. Inside a room, Yoshio and his minions sit in seats around a circular table. Yoshio: Welcome to my chatroom lair, minions. First off, let’s all have a round of applause for Silver’s gang’s marvelous work in terrorizing ID. Everyone in the room claps. Yoshio: The terrorism will distract the admins from the true dangers, from what we are truly planning. And so now, I give you my plan: we kidnap LuigiFan and hold him for a ransom of… ONE BILLION IDMONEY! Yoshio put his pinky to his lip, and Dr. Evil’s theme could be heard. z00p: Yes, but the root admin is basically immune to many forms of attacks. I think kidnapping him would be too difficult. Yoshio: Hmm, good point! Well, I have another idea: As an admin, I can change Amy’s access code into the Administrator Base. From there, I can send Kim a private message under Amy’s name and ask for LuigiFan’s access code, which Kim knows, while the lot of you distract them with more terrorism! An ingenious plan, no? Waver: I like it! Yoshio: You’ll say you’ll like anything to be a suck up. Waver: …. Yoshio: So we’re all agreed! Waver and z00p will accompany me to the Administrator Base while Silver’s gang causes trouble. Muhahahahaha. Muhahahahaha! All: Muhahahahaha! Muhahahahaha! Muhahahahaha! Outside the administrator base… LuigiFan: I just can’t figure out what could have convinced Silver Villain and his gang to come back. LuigiFan pondered with AmyRose67, Doshi, and Starboysa. LuigiFan: You must be behind it, Doshi. Doshi: What the heck man? LuigiFan: You’ve done this before. Doshi: When? LuigiFan: You do this stuff… all the time. Doshi: Uh… no I don’t? LuigiFan: Whatever. Suddenly, an alarm sounded. AmyRose67: There’s been another attack. I’m going there now to catch them before they escape! AmyRose67 started to leave, and on the way, she bumped into Yoshio, Waver, and z00p. AmyRose67: Out of my way! AmyRose67 pulled the trigger on her Admin Gun, banning z00p. Yoshio: What the heck, he didn’t do anything wrong! AmyRose67 continued onward. Yoshio stared at the ground where z00p once stood. Yoshio: You will be avenged, z00p. Yoshio and Waver proceeded to the Administrator Base. Yoshio: You wait out here Waver, you can’t come in. Yoshio whispered. Yoshio: Keep them distracted. Yoshio went into the Administrator Base. Waver: Hey LuigiFan, can I be a moderator? LuigiFan sighed. Yoshio continued onward through the Administrator Base. He reached a room full of computers. He walked over to one of them, and began to click and type various things. Yoshio: And now we change Amy’s password… Yoshio typed some more things. Yoshio: Viola! Yoshio pulled out his PMD, turned it on with AmyRose67’s username and new password (“Viola!”). Yoshio: (PM Message as AmyRose67): Hey Kim, tell me LuigiFan’s password. KimahriFan26 was in Kim’s Parlor. KimahriFan26: Well that’s strange. KimahriFan26: (PM Message) Why do you need it? Yoshio: (PM Message as AmyRose67) Just give it to me! KimahriFan26: (PM Message) But you already know it! KimahriFan26: This is weird. Maybe I should go into the Administrator Base and see if the Admin CP has been hacked. Yoshio: I think she’s catching on! Yoshio began to stomp on the floor in a fit of rage. He then quickly left the Administrator Base. Shortly thereafter, Kim enters it, checks the computers, and then heads back outside to tell LuigiFan the news. KimahriFan26: LuigiFan, Amy sent me a PM asking for your password! I just went and checked the logs, and her account has been tampered with! LuigiFan: Oh my. Who could have done this? KimahriFan26: Well the only ones with access were you, Amy, Yoshio, and… um… me. LuigiFan thinks for a moment and then snaps his fingers. LuigiFan: Doshi did it! Doshi: Dude, I was right here with you. LuigiFan: Well, regardless of who did it, I must inform Amy. LuigiFan pulls out his PMD and sends AmyRose67 a message. Minutes later, AmyRose67 appears and starts to stomp towards them. LuigiFan: Oh boy, here we go. AmyRose67: WHO GOT MY ACCOUNT?! LuigiFan: W-we’re still trying to figure that out. Could have just been random hackers, and for that reason, I must revoke your admin status, Amy…. You know, for the security of the forum. AmyRose67 held out her Admin Gun, broke it in two, and threw the pieces at LuigiFan. AmyRose67: Screw you guys. AmyRose67 stomped away, and eventually out of Isle Delfino. Meanwhile, Yoshio was conversing with Waver and Silver’s gang through PM’s. Yoshio: (PM Message) The plan didn’t work. Silver Villain 01: (PM Message) Well at least we got the disciplinary admin out of the way. That will surely be helpful for us in future attacks. Yoshio: (PM message) You have a good point. Anyway, I have one more idea, but Silver, you’re gang is going to have to find a means of aerial attack. I am sure they will use the doomship to try to stop what I’m doing. Waver, you join them on the doomship. Waver: (PM Message) Aye aye, boss. Silver Villain 01: (PM Message) Their doomship won’t see the light of day. Waver: (PM Message) It probably will before you attack it. Silver Villain 01: (PM Message) Shut up. Yoshio reenters the Administrator Base and heads into the Admin CP. Yoshio: Hmm, perhaps I should warn Doshi, he’s the only one who showed any consideration for my point of view! Yoshio pulled out his PMD. Yoshio: (PM Message) Hello… you should probably pack up your things and evacuate from Isle Delfino. Yoshio put his PMD back into his pocket and walked into the room with April, the nuclear bomb. Yoshio: This will be a glorious day, a day to remember. The day evil is vanquished from the universe! Yoshio walked over to the computer in the room and began to type commands into it. Yoshio: For this to be effective, it needs to hit right in the center of this land, Isle Delfino Square. April’s rocket engines begin to flare as an opening appears in one of the walls of the room. Yoshio climbs onto the bomb, and the rocket engines blast it out. Outside the Administrator Base, LuigiFan, Boswer, KimahriFan26, Starboysa, and Waver watch as the large shadowy figure is launched out of the base. Meanwhile, Doshi read his PM from Yoshio. Doshi: All of my works have been safely backed up off of Isle Delfino. All I’ve got left here are those golden shrooms… maybe it’s time to pull those things out. Doshi leaves. Boswer: What is that thing flying up there? LuigiFan pulls out binoculars. LuigiFan: It’s the nuclear bomb I had hidden! KimahriFan26: You had a NUCLEAR BOMB hidden? LuigiFan: It was just for emergencies. Unfortunately someone has stolen it! A Yoshi-like figure is riding on top of it. It must be Doshi! Starboysa: Maybe it’s Yoshio. Boswer: Yeah, a Yoshi-like person can only mean Doshi. LuigiFan: We need the doomship! Hurry! The five rush to Boswer’s Place, where the Koopa von Doomship is parked. They all hop on and enter the control room in the hull. Boswer turned the doomship on and launched it into the air. Waver: (PM Message) I’m in the doomship now. They’ve launched it! Silver Villain 01: (PM Message) Roger! LuigiFan: Are we in a position to shoot it down? Boswer: Not yet, but you don’t wanna do that anyway! If you shoot it, it’ll blow! But maybe we can fly up under it so that it safely lands on the upper deck of this ship without exploding. LuigiFan: Then get to it! Suddenly, five jets flew over the doomship. Voices could be heard over the radio communicator. Silver Villain 01: Can’t let you do that, Star Fox! Lollerskates: Andross has ordered us to take you down. Dude: Peppy! Long time, no see. Silver’s #1 Fan: Andross’s enemy is my enemy. Boswer: Enough with the Star Fox quotes! Silver’s gang started to fire at the doomship. Crowds below in the streets started to scream as some of the bullets began to hit people. LuigiFan: Launch cannonballs! Boswer operated the controls to send cannonballs launching out of the doomship, however, they all missed and crashed down into the streets below, inadvertently destroying buildings and killing people. Survivors began to run away. Doshi sat in a chair, unaffected by the near by fires, smoking golden mushrooms. Doshi: Woah… that’s… a blue unicorn… ahahahahahahahahahaha… Silver’s group continued to fire upon the doomship, damaging it badly. Yoshio watched from the flying bomb. He laughed maniacally. In the doomship, the group struggled against the onslaught of bullets. The doomship started to rock, and the five flew across the room. They struggled upwards and back towards the controls. LuigiFan: We’ll have to take them out one at a time. Follow that one there! LuigiFan pointed to one of the jets on the radar. Boswer pursued it. Silver’s #1 Fan: Wrathy, you’ve got an enemy on your tail! Do a barrel roll! WrathOfTrouble: DON’T CALL ME WRATHY! Boswer fired upon the jet, but the cannonballs miss and do damage to the streets below. Boswer: This isn’t working. Starboysa: I have an idea! We- KimahriFan26: I have an idea! We’ll send them videos of something that will be harmful to them. LuigiFan: Just what kind of videos? KimahriFan26: Oh, just… some things I filmed. KimahriFan26 whistled. LuigiFan: Okay, do it! KimahriFan26 pulled out a disc and inserted it into the computer. KimahriFan26: Hey, Silver and company, are you there? Silver Villain 01: Yeah! Why? KimahriFan26: I just want to send you something and see what you think of it. Silver Villain 01: Uh… okay? KimahriFan26: Prepare to download it now! Each of Silver’s gang downloaded KimahriFan26’s video onto their screens. Not a second later, they all start screaming. Boswer: What is it you showed them? KimahriFan26: You’re too young to know, Boswer. Silver Villain 01: Aaaaaauuughhh! Each of their heads either imploded, exploded, or melted, Raiders of the Lost Ark-style. KimahriFan26: We got ‘em. LuigiFan: Now let’s get to the bomb! Waver: Wait… I’m a samurai! Waver pulled out a pirate sword and threw it towards the group. Boswer, LuigiFan, and KimahriFan26 jumped out of the way, and the sword stabbed Starboysa through the chest. Boswer: Lucky no one was killed! LuigiFan: Yeah, nothing of value lost. Good bye, Waver! Waver: Noooo! Boswer pulled out his Mod Gun, and LuigiFan pulled out his Admin Gun, and the two began to fire at Waver as he attempted to escape. He was stunned by one of Boswer’s shots, and then permabanned by one of LuigiFan’s thereafter. LuigiFan: Alright! Fly under that bomb! We want it safe on this ship. Boswer began to pilot the doomship towards the nuclear bomb. On the bomb, Yoshio had a thought. He pulled out a portable radio communicator and began to speak to an intercom system that ran throughout the entirety of Isle Delfino. Yoshio’s voice could be heard by everyone on Isle Delfino. Yoshio: Hello. This is me, Yoshio. I’m the one here on this nuclear bomb. I have decided that you should all know who I am, for I am the master of the universe. You are all evil, evil things that must be purged. I wanted you to know that the master of the universe beat you! Yoshio turned the communicator off. Aboard the doomship, the three couldn’t believe what they had heard. They just stood there for a few moments, silent. LuigiFan: We’ll… we’ll worry about what we just heard later. For now, focus on getting the bomb! Boswer continued to fly the doomship towards the bomb. It was just over Isle Delfino Square now. Boswer flew it under the bomb. Boswer: Alright, we’re in a position now where it will just land on the upper decks! LuigiFan: Good work, Boswer! Doshi watched from below, puffing out smoke. Doshi: Bawwww… what are those idiots doing?! IDIOTS! Doshi pulled out a few spare links he had, and linked himself onto the doomship. KimahriFan26: Doshi! Doshi: No time to talk, I’m getting you all out of here. Doshi used his links to link them off of the doomship and onto the outskirts of Isle Delfino. They all watched as the bomb began to fly onto the doomship. Yoshio laughed maniacally as the bomb made contact with the doomship. A blinding flash of light shined across Isle Delfino, and a giant, fiery, ear-piercing blast tore through everyone and everything in the land. A large mushroom cloud floated up into the sky. After taking a few moments to realize what had just happened, a grief-stricken LuigiFan ran back into Isle Delfino. Doshi: LuigiFan, wait! The three pursued him to the Administrator Base. He stopped here, and observed the destruction around him. Isle Delfino had been completely reduced to a wasteland of rubble and bones. LuigiFan collapsed to the ground in tears. LuigiFan: HE WAS THE CO-ADMINISTRATOR! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BAN THE TROLLS, NOT LEAD THEM! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP THIS WORLD, NOT DESTROY IT! KimahriFan26 and Boswer each placed a hand on one of LuigiFan’s shoulders. KimahriFan26: It’ll be alright, LuigiFan. LuigiFan: He was like a brother to me… he betrayed us all!!! LuigiFan stood up. The four slowly wandered the remains of Isle Delfino for an hour before LuigiFan finally said something. LuigiFan: Yoshio is gone, destroyed in the blast. I can’t punish him if he’s gone. But… I have to blame someone. I have to punish someone for this atrocity! LuigiFan turned towards Doshi and pointed at him. LuigiFan: Punish him!! Doshi: What the heck, man? LuigiFan, Boswer, and KimahriFan26 grabbed any long objects they could find and began to beat Doshi to the ground with them. After a few minutes, they left him on the ground. Doshi stood up and watched them angrily as they left Isle Delfino and headed out into the World Wide Web. LuigiFan: We’ll have to find a new land. We’ll have to build a new kingdom. …We shall call it Batobate! A few years earlier, in the Lemmy’s Land Chatroom… Boswer von Koopa, IvanMaster7, Yoshio Raptordarkness, Doshi, and AmyRose67 sat at a table eating their lunch. Boswer von Koopa: So I have a new idea for an RPG. Anyone interested? AmyRose67: I’m not! Boswer von Koopa: Well I wasn’t asking you. Doshi: I’ll listen to your idea, Boswer. DJ Koopa walked over to them and began to push Boswer von Koopa. DJ Koopa: Hey Bowser… I mean Boswer, gimme your tots! Boswer von Koopa: No way man, these tots are mine. DJ Koopa began to punch at Boswer von Koopa. IvanMaster7: Leave him alone! Yoshio Raptordarkness jumped up and pulled DJ Koopa’s arms behind his back. DJ Koopa struggled to break free. Yoshio Raptordarkness: I’ve got him! Give him what he deserves, Boswer! Boswer stood up and punched DJ Koopa in the face. AmyRose67: Let me have a shot! AmyRose67 repeatedly punched DJ Koopa in the face and kicked him in the stomach. Yoshio Raptordarkness: Ivan, do you want to get a lick in? IvanMaster7 punched DJ Koopa so hard that he was knocked out of Yoshio Raptordarkness’s grasp and onto the ground. Yoshio Raptordarkness: Uh… did you want to get a punch or kick in, Doshi? Doshi watches as DJ Koopa writhes on the floor and chokes up blood. Doshi: Uh… He then looks to see Dylan Yoshi walking near by and gets idea. Doshi: No, I’m good! Doshi stretches out his foot, tripping Dylan Yoshi. Dylan Yoshi busts his nose on the floor. Dylan Yoshi: Owwww! Dylan Yoshi begins to cry. Doshi grins. DJ Koopa stands up, still gagging on blood. DJ Koopa: Wh- cough- hack- who do you people think yo- choke- are? The five of them all got up and stood together, united. IvanMaster7: We’re a team… a family. Three years later, all that remains of the family, LuigiFan, Boswer, and KimahriFan26, find a new land. Perhaps the land which they will build their new kingdom. They will attempt to learn from the mistakes they made before what they have dubbed the April Event occurred. They will never forget. AmyRose67 arrives at one of her classes, ready to start a new life. Yoshio, having survived the explosion by linking away from it, is now at the original Isle Delfino. It is now overgrown with plants and the nests of ferocious creatures. The weather is stormy. Yoshio hallucinates an army standing before him. He has now accomplished his mission of purging evil from his “universe”. He falls over on his side and begins to squeal and convulse in his insanity. Doshi staggers through the remains of Isle Delfino II. He is now left to be the caretaker and rebuilder of this destroyed world. Standing on a hill of rubble, he looks at the vast, empty world around him. CREDITS Created by Yoshio Raptordarkness Posted on Isle Delfino Nintendo, for making the Mario series, the series which brought us all together LuigiFan, for creating Isle Delfino and Isle Delfino II And Doshi, for considering everyone’s side of the story! The End |
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