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| Topic Started: Sunday Apr 2 2006, 02:55 PM (46 Views) | |
| Joey_yui_yugi | Sunday Apr 2 2006, 02:55 PM Post #1 |
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Once upon a time there was a young boy named Joe. Joe was 15 years old and lived in Mayhem, California. While walking home from school one day, a Violate Dear jumped out from behind a bush and tackled Joe to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Joe realized that the Violate Dear was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Joe decided to keep the Violate Dear as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet Violate Dear ''Leah.'' When Joe and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Joe's mother, Joann. And boy was she surprised to see a Violate Dear following Joe into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Joann. ''It's a Violate Dear,'' answered Joe. ''Dah, I can see that, Joe, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Joann. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Joe. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Joann. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Violate Dears. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Joe grabbed Leah by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Joe and Leah played and played, that is until Joe's favorite television show, ''Golden Girls,'' started. At that point Joe forgot all about Leah having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Golden Girls,'' when Joe was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''****!! Joe! Get your butt in the Livingroom...NOW!!'' With that Joe rushed into the Livingroom to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the Livingroom, there stood his father, Sergeim, pointing toward the Couch. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Joe followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Couch, was the biggest pile of Dear doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Sergeim. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Joe knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Leah for a pet. So without hesitation, Joe set out to find where Leah was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Joe discovered Leah crouched beneath the table that Joe did his playing on. ''Come on, Leah, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Couch!'' scolded Joe. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Dear!! And with that Joe led Leah out of the house and down to the local Walmart. They had a pet section and Joe knew the owner would find Leah a good home. So after saying good-bye to Leah, and thanking the owner of Walmart, Joe walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen milks. But Joe's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Joe suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End. |
 
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| Acer | Friday Apr 28 2006, 09:25 PM Post #2 |
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What a great story that you wrote. How long did it take? |
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| Dezonus | Sunday Jun 11 2006, 02:28 AM Post #3 |
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A few minutes, story generator on sergeim's website. |
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| Acer | Monday Jun 12 2006, 08:21 PM Post #4 |
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Ah, so it would seem, but a good story overall though. |
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