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Gas Price Humor
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 05:43 PM (105 Views)
simple simon
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Hi everyone.

Alas I can only show the 'plain text' version here, without all the fancy cartoon images.

However, if you PM me I'll send (email) it off-list.

Simon

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Having filled up today I feel as if I *was* paying the price of the printer ink!




Simon



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Subject: Fw: Gas Price Humor



From:
Subject: Gas Price Humor
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Date: Monday, April 21, 2008, 9:10 PM





Shocking!!!





Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...



Trying to find something funny in the absurdity of it all .



The price of Gas versus Printer Ink






All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....?



You will be really shocked by the last one!

(At least, I was...)

Compared with Gasoline......

Think a gallon of gas is expensive?

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective to other things we buy.

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 .. $10.32 per Gallon

Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ... $10.17 per Gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ........ $10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ..... $33.60 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .. $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ....... . $25.42 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER...


Evian water 9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source?

(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

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Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?

So they have you hooked for the ink.

Someone calculated the cost of the ink at...............

(you won't believe it....but it is true........)

$5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars) :angry:


So, the next time you're at the pump ,be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!?


Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...

And - If you don't pass this along to at least one person,

your muffler will fall off!!



Okay, your muffler won't really fall off...but, you might run out of toilet paper


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