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| The End is Near | |
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| Topic Started: Apr 3 2008, 06:41 PM (143 Views) | |
| Saxon | Apr 3 2008, 06:41 PM Post #1 |
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The End is Near Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads: 'Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!' As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!' From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash... Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'? |
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