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| Saxon | Mar 13 2008, 01:26 PM Post #1 |
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish....................... 49 Adventurous ....................Slept with everyone Athletic ............................No tits Average looking................Ugly Beautiful...........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..............Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure.............On medication Feminist ...........................Fat Free spirit ........................Junkie Friendship first ..................Former very *friendly* person Fun...................................Annoying New Age............................Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded......................Desperate Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate..........................Sloppy drunk Professional........................Bitch Voluptuous..........................Very Fat Large frame........................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate..................Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes =...................................No 2. No =..................................Yes 3. Maybe =..................................No 4. We need =...............................I want 5. I am sorry =.............................you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk =.......................you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead =.......................you better not 8. Do what you want =....................you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset =........................of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight =....is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = ............................I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = .............................I am sleepy 3. I am tired = .............................I am tired 4. Nice dress = ...............................Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = .............................let's have sex now 6. I am bored ; ;= .........................Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = .................I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = ............... I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = .........I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = .......I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = .....I'm gay And finally... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
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| simple simon | Mar 13 2008, 05:47 PM Post #2 |
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Just keep me away from women who are menstruating...
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