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Choosing a Wife
Topic Started: Feb 25 2008, 05:35 PM (155 Views)
Saxon
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A man had three potential women who might make good wives.

He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.

He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and observed what they did with the money.

After the "test" was over, he would then choose one from the three prospects.

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The first did a total make-over.

She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair done, new make-up, and bought several new outfits, then dressed up very nicely for the man.
She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him, because she loved him so much.


The man was impressed.
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The second went shopping to buy the man gifts.

She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As she presented these gifts, she told him that she had spent all the money on him, because she loved him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.
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The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the $5,000.

She gave him back his $5,000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account.

She told him that she wanted to save for their future, because she loved him so much.


Obviously, the man was VERY impressed.
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So, which one did he choose?........................
















You still wondering?.....................................













It's an obvious answer...................................










Well, he chose like ALL guys choose..........he picked the one.......









With the BIG TITS!!! :D
Faithful and True
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