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The Dog Food Diet Plan
Topic Started: Feb 4 2008, 04:03 PM (112 Views)
Saxon
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The Dog Food Diet Plan


Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Blanche,
Our Hunting dog, at Wal-Mart and was standing in line about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was
"Ya Think?" but decided to go with it...SO...
On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
Starting the Purina weight loss Diet again.

I said I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
Last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
Care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
Arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
That it works is, you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
Simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
Nutritionally complete... So I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
By now enthralled with my story to say the least. Totally horrified, the
Lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned
Me.

I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's
Ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
Was laughing so hard.


WAL-MART asked me not to shop there anymore.
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